Chapter 22: Be who ya wanna be!
It was a new day. A day with the sun gleaming upon their souls, and everyone...slept in. Luigi got up and skipped stones across the ocean.
Luigi: Wow...final ten. I've made it a this far.
Fawful: I'm surprised too, you reek like cat muffins!
Luigi: So do a you, bub!
Fawful: I'll squish your green dampness off the beach like yolks cut up by razors!
Fawful scrambled off, and Blipp bit Luigi's leg.
Waluigi: Yeah, I hope you're enjoying the power of being in the final 11.
Luigi: It's pretty nice strange purple man! Wait, 11?
Waluigi: Yeah! What, you forgot I'm still in the game?!
Everyone else groaned, but Daroach let off a little smile.
Daroach: Yes, yes it is.
Waluigi: Not you, you got to skip half the competition!
Daroach: Why would it matter? I would of stayed anyways.
Game and Watch was pointing up in the sky, and they all moved out of the way as Falco crashed right onto the beach shore. Falco stretched his back, and everyone heard a loud *KRICK*. This was a regular routine for them now. Rosalina has hardly the time to install a force field around the island, it seems.
Falco: Ooh, gnarly back crack by me!
Falcon: Not as gnarly as this! Competition time!
Falcon cracked his back louder than Fox, only to put himself in an awkward position of being bent like a elastic pencil.
Falcon: Dang, beat that! Wow, I can see the Sun and the clouds without moving my head at all times!
Meta Knight: Moron.
Fox: HEYYYYY FALCO! LET"S GO INTO THE FOREST TO SHOOT STUFF!
Bowser, on the other hand, was not amused to see Falco again.
Bowser: Oh no you don't!
Bowser picked up Falco, tossed him in the Arwing, and flung it into the skies far, far away.
Ness: Bi Fawcoooo!
Daroach: Well that was another quick, pointless cameo again.
Fox: But we were going to shoot stuff and plot...I mean plot! Yeah, that's the world I was looking for.
Everyone instantly thought Fox was up to something, as things were more paranoid now.
Fox: Falcon, you have a gun! Let's go!
Falcon: I do?
Falcon patted around his belt and remembered his long forgotten pistol hanging on his side, covered in dust.
Falcon: Right on!
They both ran into the forest to...go shoot stuff. They could hear Fox all the way.
Fox: Hey, it's a monkey!
Fox shot his blaster, but the monkey was actually Diddy Kong. He clung onto Fox's face and started punching him. Ironically enough, Fox was bad with animals.
Fox: Ow! Peel this feces thrower off me!
Diddy Kong: That's so stereotypical, I throw banana peels.
Fox: Still gross, littering. Ow!
Fox took Diddy Kong, and punted him away into the deep parts of the forest.
Falcon: Having fun buddy?
Fox: HUNTING ROCKS! You know what, you're alright!
Everyone could hear him in the forest, and just facepalmed.
Bowser: Shut up you overgrown weasel! You and your condition!
FOX: WHAT CONDITION?!
Bowser: When you blurt out everything you hear or say, it's annoying!
Fox: I'M TRYING TO HUNT AND PLOT WITH FALCON HERE! WHAT, I'M AN OPEN PERSON!
Falcon decided to go back, and Fox was shooting random bugs. Waluigi was meanwhile bothered and missed his home, his hole.
Waluigi: Grr, I want my hole back! Anyone wanna help me?!
Everyone stayed silent.
Waluigi: That horrible puppet Geno took it from me!
Everyone remained silent.
Waluigi: OK then, get this: WHY is Ness never around huh?
Luigi: He isn't...
Waluigi: It's because of Geno's possession on him! Wahahha-
Daroach launced the Triple star rod at him, and knocked him out.
Daroach: Sleepy time for Waluigi.
Daroach said this smugly.
Luigi: Hey, where's Game and Watch?
Luigi was tapped on the shoulder and he looked around, but nothing was there. Game and Watch took off his helmet, and made a loud beep right behind Luigi. He jumped in the air and Game and Watch was rolling on the ground beeping.
Luigi: Bored are a we?
Falcon: Wicked way to use your powers!
Fawful: Really! Well i'm sick of having black bacon for the last week! It's getting sicker than duck burgers when you're tap dancing! I say we get some different food for once. Katsup!
Daroach: What he said, minus the part of being an idiot.
Meta Knight: Gyrados.
The Gyrados that Wario killed was rotting away in the corner.
Daroach: MMM, rotting Gyrados.
Fawful was now chewing on Falcon's arm, and Falcon shook him off.
Fawful: I always wanted to try cannibalism more than a seels bathtub!
Falcon: Get off me dude! If you want to try cannibalism, look for who's the most edible!
Luigi: Hey, where did a Ness go?
Waluigi got up and rubbed his head where the Triple Star hit him.
Waluigi: That's what I said punk!
Ness was now coming back from the forest.
Luigi: Hey buddy, why don't you a spend time on the island with us?
Ness: Cause you all smell like that rotting Gyrados!
Geno tapped his shoulder to protest, but Ness swatted him aside.
Geno: Be strong, not stupidly brash!
Ness attempted to hit Luigi with a PK fire, but he jumped, and it hit Waluigi.
Waluigi: Wa wa wa!
He ran in circles before fainting again.
Daroach: I'm too dignified to revert to cannibalism.
Meta Knight: Same.
Falcon: Hey Ness, you have a Yo Yo!?
Ness: Eir, Noi? I haf nit beein abule to feyend ett lattly. (Err, no. I haven't been able to find it lately.)
Falcon: Hey Daroach! Can I borrow that yellow Yo Yo with the PSI letters in large print on them sticking out of your pocket?
Daroach: What Yo Yo? I don't know what you are talking about...
Before Daroach could move, Falcon knocked him aside... into the ocean as the current swept him away.
Falcon: He can swim. Alright, check out these tricks. Walking the dog!
Falcon was moving the Yo Yo on the ground in a motion of a dog moving.
Falcon: Feeding the cat!
Falcon made a sand kitty with the Yo Yo, and formed the Yo Yo in the shape of a bowl.
Falcon: Finally, don't forget the Falcon!
Falcon took the Yo Yo, hopped on it, and actually surfed on it out in the ocean! He saw Daroach floating on a piece of driftwood, and Falcon picked him up, and tossed him back on the island before coming back himself.
Daroach: Careful you miserabl- I mean, I found that Yo Yo but I didn't know who it belonged to. Sorry Ness.
Ness: Dat's ok!
Ness nodded and smiled. He was such a innocent and sweet kid, he was easy to forgive anyone and be forgiven himself. Geno on the other hand...
Geno: Not ok!
Falcon was performing the scuba man and he now had bragging rights. Fox came strolling out of the forest now with multiple carcasses slugged over his shoulder. Like Snake, he was a skilled hunter.
Fox: Food guys!
Everyone cheered and whistled, only to realize he brought Spinys to eat.
Daroach: How are we supposed to eat those?
Bowser grabbed one and chomped on it.
Bowser: Not bad!
Everyone else just decided to pluck off the shell and eat them. They were ok.
Fox: Alrighty, Rosalina is coming right about...now.
Right at that moment, Rosalina flew into the scene. But Bandana Dee came spiraling from behind in the distance like a shooting star and smashed right into Waluigi's pile of sticks he slept on.
Luigi: It's Bandana Dee, eek!
Luigi dived in his little made fortress and carved with his fingernails behind the trees: No Waddle Dee's allowed. Rosalina looked in shock and tended to Bandana Dee, to his enjoyment.
Fawful: You timed that like a pro apple!
Falcon: I'm too bored here...
Daroach: So, what's with this pro entrance, Bandana Dee?
Fox: Falco can do pro entrances!
Bandana Dee: Well, it was because me and Eggplant Wizard were messing around with the cannon...
*flashback 15 minutes ago*
Bandana Dee: Hey, while Vivi and Rosalina are out for a walk, wanna mess around with this puppy?
Eggplant Wizard: Ne heh! Yeah!
They moved towards the cannon and ogled with with envious greedy eyes.
Bandana Deedle: It needs a name...
Eggplant Wizard: Curly!
Bandana Deedle: a powerful name, I like it! Curly the Cannon!
They climbed on top of it and moved about on it. They said different locations and the cannon adjusted an angle to get to that place.
Eggplant Wizard: Mother's!
Bandana Deedle: Pickle shop!
Soon, they were wrestling on it, and they were trying to push each other in the cannon.
Eggplant Wizard: Your going to Mother's!
Bandana Deedle: No, your going to the pickle shop!
They were laughing, until they saw a pink puffball of menace lurking around the corner.
Bandana Deedle: Egg...wasn't that a previous contestant? Jigglypuff?
Eggplant Wizard: Yeah! Neh! What's she doing here?
Jigglypuff's shining eyes were much more alert than usual though, and a sprout was emitting from her head. A green ribbon was tied around her head as she approached them menacingly, floating towards them.
Waddle Dee: Quick! To the pickle shop! Before she uses rest!
Eggplant Wizard: Or worse, sing!
They quickly hustled into the cannon before she used rest upon their poor souls.
Rosalina: So that's how you got here! I never met Jigglypuff...but she sounds adorable!
Bandana Dee jumped back in shock
Bandana Deedle: No she isn't! Anyways I walked back here from the Pickle Shop, and that's the reward today with the immunity!
Meta Knight: Pickles?
Meta Knight was not impressed.
Falcon: Pickles? These guys are slacking. I want meat! Protein!
Fox: I want Krystal!
Everyone shot a glance at him. Rosalina then began to talk after Bandana Dee's story.
Rosalina: I wish I could help all of you lovelies! Oh, Eggplant Wizard went to visit his mom. Get ready for your chance at immunity!
The Lumas were all ready and up.
Green Luma: at least we get paid for this Red Luma, I better not get Bowser again!
The Green Luma's wish was not granted, for Bowser plopped onto his back.
Bowser: Move minion!
Green Luma: I'm not a Koopa!
Bowser stuck out his claws.
Bowser: Wanna argue about that?
Green Luma: Sure, but everyone else is gone now.
Bowser: ... MOVE!
The Green Luma sighed as they moved behind the others towards a giant white square?
They were at the white square floating in the sky, and they wandered around.
Fox: Are we dead? It's all white.
Rosalina: No, it's is the imagination cube. Normally it takes days to get here, but the Luma's move that fast, so you're here! Only few know the secret path. This cube will be used for... a game I like to call Pick a character, then try to survive!
Vivi appeared in a bright light. With the power of imagination! ...Only available in this cube.
Vivi: I'll tell you the r-rules. You will be generated in an area, and you will make decisions. If you make a good decision, you live, if you don't, you DIE. Now this being imagination, you can be ANYTHING you want...
Silence. No creativity stemmed within these contestants.
Rosalina: Come on, you can be anything!
Finally, Ness spoke up.
Ness: I wanga bee a swerwing rid thing of feetusez. (I want to be a swirling red thing of fetuses...)
Rosalina: What?
Ness repeated himself. Geno promptly cut him off in concern.
Ness: I wanga bee a manwy popet cailled Geno! ( I wanna be a manly puppet called Geno!)
Rosalina: Hmm?
Ness: I wanna be Geno...err ma'am!
Ness was formed into Geno. Everyone was puzzled. Geno had full possession now.
Geno: I gotta get a look into this kid's head. Something's up.
Luigi: I saw that little doll, aw.. he wants to be his doll.
Geno: In your dreams!
Waddle Dee was in disappointment.
Rosalina: So only ones of you has imagination? Such a a shame...ok, time to think on your feet. The adventure starts now!
Meta Knight: I choose-
Vivi: Start!
The imagination cube morphed into a kingdom. The Dreamland Kingdom was ruled by self proclaimed King, King Dedede.
Dedede: Dat dere is me!
Rosalina: The ten of you live under Dedede's rule-
Bowser: Like hell!
Waddle Dee: Silence!
Rosalina: Any ways...You've been like this for eight years. Today is a special day, King Dedede's birthday. All of you got him bunnies for his birthday-
Rosalina: was interrupted again.
Fox: Can I get him a Landmaster instead?
Rosalina: Oh I forgot to mention the timer. If none of you finish in time you all lose. Sorry sweets!
This made everyone silent. Rosalina patiently continued to tell her story with her heavenly voice.
Rosalina: Everyone is out on the field of Dreamland as Dedede comes out in his throne. What do you do?
A. Revolt and overthrow the King.
B. Give him your gift.
C. Comment his fashion style
D. Roll around on the field like an idiot...
Luigi: I'll give him my gift.
Bowser: I'm the only King around here, i'm overthrowing him!
Fox: I'm gonna go with, B!
Fawful: Down with the king; long live Cakletta!
Falcon: He has nice threads! So manly! Not as manly as me but...yeah.
Game and Watch shrugged, trying to think outside the box by picking D. Would his strategy work?
Daroach: Overthrow that fat king.
Meta Knight: C.
Everyone looked at him oddly.
Meta Knight: What?
Geno: I want threads like that, i'm sucking up with C.
Rosalina: Your decisions:
Game and Watch was rolling on the ground and everyone looked at him strangely. Too bad for him, the Waddle dees trampled him when Dedede approached. DEATH.
Game and Watch was taken out, and next to Bandana Dee and Vivi in the white world.
Luigi: Here's your gift...
Fox: Also, here's mine.
Fawful: We overthrow the king on 3. One...
When Luigi gave Dedede the gift, along with Fox, Dedede smiled.
Dedede: I love bunnies, best gift-
Suddenly, Fox's bunny exploded and blew up on Dedede. The explosion send him tumbling down into the crocodile pit below and sent him to his death.
Luigi: What the- Fox?!
Fox: Think outside the box now Luigi! ...Literally.
There was a landmine under Fox's bunny. It was a fake bunny so no, no bunnies were hurt during the writing of this fanfic.
Falcon: Nice clo- never mind. You're dead.
Meta Knight: Good.
Daroach: Fox beat me to the punch..that crafty little, uh, Fox.
When Fox was not focusing on his obsessions with Krystal, Landmasters, or randomly blurting out words...he was a fairly adept challenger. Also probably amongst the most sane people in the game, hard to say. This was a rare occasion.
Fawful: Hhahaha! Things were blown out of proportions like a rat who just landed on a mat!
Suddenly, the waddle dees looked angrily at them, and they all were armed with Gordos.
Rosalina: Your decision?
A. Fight all the waddle dees
B. Run away!
C. Tell jokes
D Do the caramelldansen!
E. Make them your slaves.
F. Join them!
Daroach: Slaves eh? I could like this.
Luigi: Let's try a little of Luigi's a stand up!
Fox: I'm joining them, they need to be talked to.
Geno: I'm making them my slaves!
Bowser: Even though I have a pea sized brain... I think it would be best to run. See the rest of you will fall into a trick or something! Then I'll be the one laughing! Always thinking one step ahead, ol' Bowser.
Fawful: Jokes like umpires! Move aside Green Bean!
Falcon: Run! Because I missed my 50 km run around the island today and this will probably be my only opportunity to get it in!
Rosalina: But this is just imaginary Falcon-
Bandana Dee: He's a moron. Just let him.
Rosalina was still waiting on Meta Knight's decision. He looked like he was contemplating heavily, but really Meta Knight was just facepalming at the stupidity of choice D.
Waddle Dee: Decision, Meta Knight?
Meta Knight: D? Why-
Rosalina: D it is! Odd choice for someone like you Meta Hun!
Meta Knight shook his arms in protest, but to no avail.
Rosalina: Your fate:
Bowser: Run for that random ice cream truck!
Falcon: No way bro! Let's fight through the legions of crocodiles!
Bowser shrugged and moved towards the truck. As Falcon began his fight through the crocodiles, he saw a particular flavor on the truck.
Falcon: Is that protein punch ice cream?!
Falcon shook the crocodile latched on his arms and headed towards the Ice cream truck, which held one of the biggest serial killers of all time.
Sweet Tooth: Come to the truck little kiddies- oh those aren't kids. Time to kill-
Bowser: Move it!
Somehow, they grabbed him and Bowser and Falcon beat him up , tossing him aside before jacking his ice cream truck and driving down the road.
Daroach: You are all my slaves now. Bow. Also, please kindly donate any jewels you don't want to me.
Geno: Yeah!
Geno slammed a waddle dee into the ground. The waddle dees blinked before whipping out gigantic hammers.
Daroach: *gulp* Twist?
Geno: Yep.
The waddle dees revolted against them, and they were dust within two seconds from the crowd. DEATH.
Waddle Dee: Power to the waddle dees! If you read up on our species, you should know every waddle dee is equipped with a spear or a hammer. Simple mistake.
Luigi was stammering as he tried to think of a good opening line.
Luigi: You all need some jokes huh? OK, there's a girl and a ditto, and the girl says: What are you like-
Fawful: The ditto repliess by saying: For you baby, I can be whatever you want me to be.
The Waddle Dees were in silence before rolling around in laughter.
Luigi: You stole my spotlight!
Fawful: That's show business! Stolen like a rat in the deep of the night. Or Daroach!
The waddle dees gathered around, and the next joke began.
Fawful: Zelda's in a tower, and Link's trying to get the door open, but the key won't work-
Luigi: She's says: Triforce!
The waddle dees cheered and they gathered around, and the two were proclaimned the new kings.
Waddle dees: We are at your service!
Meta Knight began to feel his hips move suddenly. Instead of waiting for the results of his decision, he decided just to throw himself into the crocodiles pit before losing his dignity. DEATH.
Fox now hopped in with the Waddle Dees and blended in with the crowd.
Fox: Blend in with the crowd...
Wadd De Deedle: Choices!
Bowser and Falcon:
A. Gun down some stuff in the ice cream truck!
B. Ditch the ice cream truck
C. Eat some of the ice cream in the back. (Bowser's choice)
D. Speed up on the path you are in! (Falcon's choice)
Fawful, Luigi and Fox:
A. Jump down a deadly waterfall. (Fox's choice)
B. Sit around and do nothing.
C. Approach that creepy castle near you (Luigi and Fawful's choice)
D Dig a hole!
Bowser: Hey, there's ice cream in the back! Falcon, you drive!
Falcon: Time to shake it up on this old dirt road!
Bowser began to pig out on ice cream, he found poison in it.
Bowser: Urk!
Now he was choking on the ice cream as Falcon sped on. Bowser was dead in a minute. DEATH. Falcon turned his head around to check on the sound and saw Bowser dissapear in a flash of light. He gasped.
Falcon: Oh no! He ate my protein flavored ice cream!
As Falcon was speeding to the castle, he noticed a man with a skull helmet sitting by his bike near the front entrance.
Fox: Must...resist...jumping off extremely dangerous height!
To add to Fox's list of disorders, he had tourettes, an obessesion with Landmasters, jumping off dangerous heights, and sometimes Falco. Other than that he was a real straight shooter. Both in personality and with a gun. Luigi questioned his motives.
Luigi: Have you been a chasing rainbows again?
Fox: I'm going to do it! Watch this be the secret option to victory!
Fox adjusted his parachute, then dove in. A nasty crack was heard below. DEATH. Too bad some of the Waddle Dees thought that was cool too, so they dove in and also died.
Luigi: Let's go in the castle, shake thinks up!
Fawful: Quiet Green Bea-
Fawful decided to pretend to work with Luigi on this challenge.
Fawful: Yes, let us go faster than a cheetah who has just eaten a sandwich!
They moved in and they saw through the windows, Black Mages, all plotting to kill.
Falcon:
A. Hit the dude!
B. Stop and make polite conversation
C. Offer to trade vehicles.
D. Show him the candy shop around the corner
E. Make a different turn
Fawful and Luigi:
A. Bust down the castle!
B. Introduce yourselves and offer them friendship.
C. Dig a hole!
D. Play board games with them.
Falcon: Woah is that a motorbike?! Never drove one of those before!
Falcon saw the man, and hopped out of the truck covered in blood.
Falcon: Trade you the truck for the bike!
paused.
: I'm bored of this thing. It's yours. Wait, is that Sweetooth's truck?
Falcon swiped the keys before he could finish, gave Mr. Grimm the truck keys , and Falcon was now riding a very weak, but fast motorcycle.
Falcon: What a blitz of speed, control, and power! To the castle!
He sped ahead, and the Black Mages who were fixated on the front entrance quickly drew up the drawbridge. Falcon careened into the side of the building and burst into flames. DEATH.
Fawful: I'm digging a hole!
While he did that, Luigi called inside, hoping to negotiate with the mages.
Luigi: Hello? We've come to talk.
The Black mages looked at him.
Luigi: Wait, what is the objective of this game? It was kind of vague...just win? But a how?
The Black Mages began to arm their staffs. Fawful chuckled as he was digging underneath them in order to gain access to the treasure room that he thought was the objective to win.
Luigi: Hmm...I know!
Luigi looked for a second then yelped in terror as he dived in the hole Fawful made. The Black mages followed suit and sped behind Luigi, who wavedashed right past Fawful.
Fawful: Watch where you're going to Green bean of mean!
Fawful then turned around and gulped as the Black Mages trampled Fawful into the ground. DEATH.
Luigi looked behind him and began to see everything dissapear.
Luigi: Wah! Did I a lose?!
Luigi indeed did not lose, for he had one for being the last contestant remaining.
Now they were all back in the blank cube, and Luigi was anxious for his immunity.
Luigi: Oh yeah! I a won my first challenge!
Fawful: Traitor like a mollusk.
Rosalina: Here you are cutie!
Luigi was awarded a ripped up Eggplant plushie. He sighed restlessly.
Waddle Dee: That's gotta do, we don't have anything right now to use.
They were all moved out with Lumas, and a big box of pickles was waiting for them on the island. Unfortunately for him though, Waluigi consumed most of them and used the rest to make a shelter for himself.
Waluigi: Waaaaaaht? They say to Luigi!
Luigi: That...was...a ME!
Waluigi: Two letter difference, big whoop!
Luigi, being frustrated with his streak of bad luck, took Waluigi and punted him into the forest himself.
Luigi: No good rotten plushies and no pickles...
Luigi stumbled, grumbled, and walked off. The whole camp was shocked that he actually won something for once.
Bowser: God dammit! I wanted to vote him out today! Grr!
Bowser picked up Waluigi, booted him into the forest, then also trudged off.
Fox: Guys, what's with the bad vibe today? Peck up a bit!
Fox was feeling energized today, blasting down coconuts with his blaster. Suddenly, Falco's Arwing flew above him and Fox was eager to chase it down.
Fox: Falco! Wait up!
Falco saw Fox behind him and pressed on the gas of the Arwing, hoping to evade Fox as he dashed into the forest. Fox didn't notice his reflector slipped off behind him and Daroach saw it slip off his belt.
Daroach: Wait! You forgot...some...uh...
Daroach was entranced by the shine of the reflector, and quickly shifted his eyes left and right before scooping it up greedily and slinking back to the camp. Unfortunately for him, he bumped into Meta Knight.
Daroach: Oh, Meta Knight! Didn't see you there! Heh. Any plans on who you plan on eliminating tonight?
Meta Knight: You. You rat.
Daroach: Yeah, I was thinking simila- what?! Surely you must be joking! Wouldn't you rather eliminate say, Fox? Clearly he is balanced in intellect and poses a challenge. So do I have your vote? Spread the word. Tell others.
Daroach backed away slowly but cautiously, quicking covering up the reflector again as Meta Knight caught another glance of it. Then, Daroach muttered under his breath.
Daroach: Oh you're going down Meta Knight. I got you snared in my plan.
Fox: Falco! Hey, Falco!
Falco quickly did a barrel roll to the right, but failed to avoid Fox's blaster. Falco retaliated and expected Fox to use his reflector to bounce back the shot. Unfortunately, Fox did not as he spiraled into a tree and laid in the dirt. Falco stopped promptly and parked his Arwing.
Falco: Foxy boy! You're off your A-game!
Fox shook his head and stood up wobbling. He was in utter confusion.
Fox: I've never felt better! But my reflector is missing, I swear I had it. I must of dropped it in the forest or something.
Falco: I bet. Speaking of which, why are you hunting me down again? They could be talking about you, plotting. I know that happened to me...grr...
Fox: Not really. We just unanimously hated you.
Falco gritted his teeth.
Falco: I was wrongly accuse- Never mind. Go, get out of here!
Fox: But I never hunted the rare species of bird!
Falco sighed and hopped in his Arwing again.
Falco: Good luck. If I was you, I'd look twice at that mouse guy. Kind of suspicious.
Fox: Nah! He's good now! Initially he was shady with the sprout and all. But not anymore!
Falco: ...Whatever you say Fox.
Falco started up his engine and sped off. Fox scoured the ground, sniffing for his reflector.
Meta Knight had his own plan though. He would not be so easily duped.
Daroach: Psh, Ness!
Daroach tapped Ness on the right shoulder and Ness timidly came forward, like a like fawn approaching a person to obtain oats from their hand. While he turned his head to scratch the shoulder that was tapped, Daroach once again swiped his Yo Yo and placed it under his cape.
Daroach: We have a major threat on this island, and his name is Meta Knight.
Ness: Mehtah night? Weally?
Daroach made his voice sound more grave as he continued to speak.
Daroach: Oh yes little one. He's the new plotter now. Unlike me, whose obviously changed, he has been plotting since day one. I fear him. Go, inform the others! They'll trust you.
Ness: OK!
Daroach rubbed his paws as Ness went off. He then slipped by Meta Knight while he dozed off by his post and dug a hole under his bed. Snickering, he buried the various items he stole from the rest of the contestants like Fox's reflector, and various other valuables he collected.
Daroach slunked off, and after the coast was clear, Meta Knight opened up an eye and looked the hole under his bed. Fox then came strolling out of the forest with a depressed look on his face.
Fox: I have that reflector since I was a pup...how could I be so foolish!
Fox then glanced around and saw Meta Knight waving his glove at him, ushering him to come over.
Fox: Odd...that's a first.
Once he was over, Meta Knight glanced over at the pile under his bed. Fox was overjoyed but also looked at Meta Knight suspiciously. Before he could open his mouth, Meta Knight glanced over at Daroach, who was pickpocketing Bowser out of some coins while he was convincing everyone else that Meta Knight was plotting.
Fox: That little rat...what are you planning? Why is this stuff in your area?
Meta Knight explained it all. In no more than 3 words, surprisingly enough. How does he do it?
Fox: Got it!
Fox ran to the rest of the All Stars and served as a distraction.
Fox: Guys! I saw a school of Goldeen over there! Let's hunt!
This temporarily broke Daroach's focus on the group as he decided out of severe hunger to also fall for the ploy. Meta Knight then began to scatter the stolen items around Daroach's sleeping area, then walked off the scene. As a finishing touch, which he resisted to do at first, he threw his own sword in the pile to seal the deal. Then, he swiped Daroach's Triple Star and hid it behind a tree and pretended to enter the forest, but didn't stray far.
Falcon: Fox, that was a school of Feebas. What a fail! They offer no protein whatsoever!
Fox: Sorry Falcon, my bad.
The group came back, and Meta Knight began his counter plan. Daroach approached him suspiciously as he came out of the forest.
Daroach: Meta Knight! What are you doing here all alone? Had a good sleep?
Meta Knight nodded, then Daroach pushed him aside and flipped over his bed.
Daroach: Friends, he has been holding out on you! Look!
Daroach began digging up the hole then soon looked nervous.
Daroach: Where is it?!
Luigi: Where's what, a Daroach? Oh, I won immunity today.
Bowser: Cram it you green wimp!
Fox then butted in.
Fox: Daroach...are you looking for whatever is scattered on your bed?
Daroach shifted his eyes and gasped. Soon, everyone else noticed their stuff amongst the pile.
Ness: Meye Yo Yo!
Bowser: My coins!
Falcon: My gun!
Everyone shifted towards him oddly.
Fawful: Captain Flamer has a gun? Horseraddish!
Falcon: Hey! It's not my fault I'm not allowed to use it!
Game and Watch then pointed a finger at Daroach and beeped accusingly.
Daroach: Me? No! Meta Knight was the one gone! He took them!
Fox: Then why would his sword be amongst the items? You actually pulled the same trick twice?
Falcon: Falcon fail! He never changed!
Meta Knight brushed his cape upwards, Bowser caight his drift as he picked up Daroach and shook him. His Triple Star was under his cape.
Ness: Heis wapown!
Daroach stammered, looking for answers and stared at Meta Knight. Unfortunately for him, he could find none...
One tribal council later...
Rosalina: 17th person voted out of survivor...Daroach.
Daroach stood dumbfounded.
Daroach: What?!
Falcon: That's for voting out Funky! Oh, and being a thief.
Daroach looked in awe then stared around the REJECTION ROOM once last time.
Daroach: Well...well played.
Daroach tipped his hat, then suavly hopped into the cannon.
Rosalina:: 9 are left. Who will be voted out next!
Daroach: Meta Knight
Meta Knight: Daroach
Fox: Daroach
Falcon: Daroach
Ness: Daroach
Bowser: Daroach
Fawful: Daroach
Meta Knight: About time.
Falcon: Falcon Fail! Will that become a catchphrase soon? Cause I want it to.
Bowser: Not I'm the top jerk around here! Wait...I always was! Can we cut that last bit out?
Luigi: I won immunity! Just in case nobody knows yet.
Daroach, final word: I've been bamboozled! Done in by my underestimation and my greed. What can I say? It's in my nature.
Daroach slyly smiled as he held a Gold ring form Eggplant Wizard