Dear Mortals,
CAAAAAAAARTEEEEEER! -Sadie
*clamps hands over ears* Ugh, Sadie, my eardrum! Why are you screaming this early in the morning?
BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF THE BEST JOKE. -Sadie
… -Carter
What? -Sadie
… I really really really hate you sometimes, you know that right? IT'S 2 AM. ONLY YOU WOULD WAKE ME UP BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT OF A JOKE AT 2 AM. Couldn't this have waited until morning? -Carter
No. Want to hear the joke? -Sadie
I can't believe you. For Ra's sake, go to your room and let me sleep! Of course I don't want to hear it! -Carter
I'm going to pretend you didn't say anything. Here's the joke. Do you know how Donald Trump's called a new species of orange people?* -Sadie
Yes… -Carter
But do you know why he's a pumpkin and not an orange? -Sadie
No… -Carter
Because his brain's full of pulp**! -Sadie
… -Carter
What? Don't "…" me! It's genius! You get it, right? Tell me I'm a genius! -Sadie
…You're a genius. A genius that's also annoying and stupid and if you don't get out of my room right now to let me sleep I'll ugh… do something bad to you. -Carter
You know, that sounded surprisingly threatening until you failed to think of a threat. Brother darling, you're patheticness amuses me. -Sadie
Gee, thanks. -Carter
So does your sarcasm. -Sadie
ZZZZZ,
Carter
And your way of signing off. Though it's rude, too. How unlike you. Usually you're the sweet, kind, polite one. I'm supposed to be rude. Hello? It's me. Sorry, couldn't resist. Seriously though, hello? Caaaarter? You there? Gosh, you actually bloody signed off without telling me beforehand, didn't you? I thought it was a joke! Not that you fooled me or anything! Ugh! Carter! Respond! This is boring. I'll go annoy someone else if you don't reply soon! You going to reply? -Sadie
Okay, fine then. I'll sign off too. Then you'll be the one talking to yourself… except you're asleep so you can't. But that's irrelevant. -Sadie
The One True Awesome One,
Sadie
Disclaimer: I did not make the joke in this chapter up- that privilege goes to one of my friends. I'm not sorry if this warded off any Donald Trump fans.
*Apparently, Trump's face is almost always this shade of orange, so some people call him that.
**I think that's what the gooey, yucky stuff in a pumpkin's called. Sorry if I'm wrong.