Chapter 24: They Come a Marching
Fox: Another day, another elimination...
Luigi: You got that a right.
Bowser woke up, and chewed on some sand. He liked the grit on the teeth, apparently.
Bowser: Hello twerps! What is there to do on this boring island today?
Falcon rushed out of the forest in wild excitement.
Falcon: Guys! I found a map that leads to the ultimate set of steak!
Falcon held up the map, and it was poorly made on a piece of rotting tree bark with a crayon.
Meta Knight: No.
Luigi: Good a luck with that.
Falcon: But don't you want to find the secret stash of steak?
Ness: Nom! (No!)
Fawful: Not from a fraud that smells like beets!
Falcon: Your losses!
Falcon dashed off again, and Game and Watch appeared from his invisible position with a crayon. He drew the fake map and beeped in hysteria. Game and Watch was becoming quite the prankster lately.
Bowser: Not going to lie, that was one of the funnier jokes I've heard in these past few weeks!
Luigi: We should of a just followed him for the laughs.
Ness was feeling an extreme headache all the sudden.
Ness: Forest!
Fox: Err, don't forget to wash your hands. Wait, did he just speak perfect English again?
Ness ran, and Luigi raised in eyebrow.
Luigi: I've had enough of him doing that. I got to see what's a up.
Luigi began to hum and stalked Ness into the forest. Unfortunately for him though, Ness distracted him with a burning bush in the distance, allowing him ample time to escape his stalker. Defeated, Luigi scuttled back to camp. Sitting by a giant hole, Ness was talking to himself.
Ness: Go awiay Beno!
Geno lightly tapped his shoulder
Geno: Ness! Talk to me! I've barely taken over your body! Something else has! Ness. I will make you a force to be reckoned with...but you got to control whatever else is bugging you. Back in that challenge where we choice a persona...why did you ask for...floating red fetuses?
Ness: "It hurts."
Luigi: Well guys, I a lost Ness.
Luigi sighed, then decided to bring up a different subject.
Luigi: While Falcon goes off being an idiot, we need some a food!
Fawful: We are almost so skinny, that we can turn 2d like the 2d pizza buffalo!
Meta Knight: Yeah, right.
Meta Knight turned sideways, and he was almost 2D
Meta Knight: Oh my. No joke.
Luigi: Please Miyamato, bring us food!
Luigi's prayer was answered... in a different way, for a flock of magikarp washed up on the shore, and everyone freaked.
Ness: Geti teh fihies!
Bowser: Let's chow down!
Game and Watch beeped and hopped on the spot, panicking about the encounter with the Magikarp last time.
Fox: You're right. Easy does it partners!
So they slowly approached a weak looking Magikarp, cracked it open, and held it over the hot pan. Soon, they had some fish!
Luigi: Yay for a fishes!
They rushed towards the rest, when they noticed a little circular pink thing in the middle of the fishes, floating in the sky. She donned a green headband and a microphone.
Fox: Don't move. Nobody.
Bowser: That little twerp again? Who in the world gets voted out third?
Jigglypuff just looked cutely at them. But she also had a green sprout emitting from her head.
Fawful: It's the same sprout the cheese muncher of Dreamland donned!
They were right, Jigglypuff was under the control of the sprout like Daroach was at one point.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly!
Jigglypuff pounded all the Magikarp, and now, there were not one Gyrados like last time, but TWELVE.
Luigi: Eep...
Jigglypuff send them to attack, and the carnage began. Meta Knight and Fox were fighting to climb up a tall tree. Luigi got in the fetal position and was blasted to the side. Ness tried to fight one, but the Gyrados almost snarfed him whole. Jigglypuff laughed like a menace.
Bowser: Wowah, our camp is being depleted of everything!
Jigglypuff ran up to Bowser slowly, and Bowser attempted to fight, but she slapped him silly. Fox poked his head out from the ferns of the tree.
Meta Knight: Woah. Carnage.
Fox: Is it over-
Meta Knight: DON'T.
Fox leaned over too far and received a pounding from Jigglypuff who found his location.
Meta Knight: Fool.
The ferocious wind then caught a hold of Meta Knight's cape and flung him out of the tree also. Meta Knight soon laid crumpled next to Fox after a Gyrados was through with him.
Meta Knight: Style...hurts.
Fawful skidded around as Game and Watch carried him on his back.
Fawful: Turn 2D, Pizza Buffalo!
Game and Watch knew that wouldn't work against the power of these enemies. The camp was decimated, parts of the forest was gone. Falcon, who failed in his quest to find the steak, was happy though that there was a challenge going on as he rushed back out with a pile of dirt to see the commotion.
Falcon: Challenge challenge challenge challenge challeeeeeenge!
Jigglypuff then looked and saw the four hosts fly through the sky, as Rosalina, Bandana Dee, Eggplant Wizard, and Vivi saw the destruction. Jigglypuff tried to smack Vivi, but Vivi deflected it. Bandana Dee, Rosalina, and Eggplant Wizard fought the Gyrados.
Rosalina: This is illegal Jigglypuff! You can't just come back into the game like that and intercept it!
Bandana Dee: Yeah, don't be such a poor loser!
Eggplant Wizard: But Falco came back like 5 times-
Rosalina: Much to our dismay...
Vivi pointed his staff at Jigglypuff...and she was sound asleep.
Vivi: Uh...
Jigglypuff woke up again after her brief nap. Soon, Jigglypuff pulled out her microphone and began to sing.
Fox: Cover your ears!
Meta Knight: Beware the marker.
But it was too late. The radius of her singing was amplified by her microphone. Everyone fell under her alluring singing and passed out. Jigglypuff began to pull out her marker and draw mustaches on everyone. Dimentio came to collect the victims and looked in shock.
Dimentio: And master Ganondorf said sprouting that sleeping Jigglypuff wouldn't even be worth the time! Good job Jigglypuff? ...Jigglypuff?
Jigglypuff was sound asleep again.
Dimentio: Sigh...
There were survivors though, the host and co hosts managed to teleport out of radius in time thanks to Rosalina and travelled away on Lumas.
Bandana Dee: What do we do now?!
Rosalina: We get the other hosts, and find those ruffian. The competition, must go on.
Eggplant Wizard then scratched his head and gulped.
Eggplant Wizard: Even...Stanley?
Rosalina: Even Stanley.