"So what exactly is this one about?" Patsy asked as she walked down the hall with her partner.

"Heck if I know," He said, shrugging his shoulders, "This things been deferred so many times that I don't think anyone remembers the details." The current mission the two were working on assigning started off as a mission from yellow diamond to Frieza. However, due to its location and the lack of urgency for it, it was handed over so many times in the ranks of his men until it made its way to the pair of Saiyan's division.

Parsy frowned at him before punching the smaller Saiyan in the arm. "Stop joking Bruss!" she said.

"Alright, fine!" he said rolling his eyes, "Apparently the gems want a purge of some little planet called Earth in Sol 752."

Parsy gave a confused look. "Wait...don't the gems own that solar system?" she said, "Their star maps seem to infer that, though I know they don't really use that system."

Bruss shrugged and scratched the side of his shaggy beard. "Yeah, they apparently are trying to make use of it for something but they don't want life interfering or whatever. I dunno, it's not my mission anyways," he said.

The two of them entered a room with a computer and a space pod being prepped. Bruss went up to the computer to plug in the coordinates. "Let's see…Where do we need to send the brat," he said, "There we go!" the information was pulled up, along with statistics of the blue planet.

"Huh that's funny…" Parsy said, squinting her eyes as she looked at the information, "The power level average on that planet is only a six. Why didn't the diamonds just send some gems to do the work?"

Bruss shrugged. "Well to be fair, a Saiyan brat could get it done faster than a gem," he explained.

"Still seems weird to me…" she muttered.

"Oh, stop being so over analytical! This isn't the first purge She's had one of our infants sent on," Bruss argued, "Now let's pick out a kid….hmmm who would be weak enough to get rid of for this." The computer pulled up the image of an infant with palm shaped hair and some information about him.

"We've got this Kakarot kid with a power level of two...I think his dad's Bardock," Bruss stated.

"With a father like that, the kid will probably have no problem with the mission, even with such a puny power level," Parsy noted with a smirk.

"Well that settles it then," Bruss said rubbing his hands together, "Why don't you go get the kid and plug in the mission information to the computer." He handed her a chip containing the mission objectives and instructions. "I'm going to go start prepping the next one," he said.

Parsy nodded and took it, starting to walk down the hall to the nursery. As she did so, she looked down at the chip curiously. What exactly was in these mission details? It still didn't quite make sense why the diamonds would defer this mission. Was there something dangerous on that planet for gems? Or was Yellow Diamond trying to keep something secret? Whatever the case maybe, Parsy couldn't help but feel there was something off about this one. Still she continued on her way to the nurse to pick up the infant Saiyan.

….

Two weeks later, a Saiyan pod was hurling towards the Earth. The hull was engulfed in flames as it entered the atmosphere. The baby inside was jolted awake when the pod embedded itself in the side of a mountain. The baby blinked slowly as the pod door opened with a hiss and the hypnotic voice of the mission instructions began to play on repeat:

"Wake up Kakarot! Kill all organic life!"

"Wake up Kakarot! Kill the rebel gems!"

"Wake up Kakarot! Kill Rose Quartz!"

...I love irony. I really do. Though the main reason I wrote this was admittedly to cover up a possible plot hole of why Goku would be sent to Earth if the Saiyans worked with the gems and therefore would know it was already part of their empire. Still I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Let me know what you think.