Crazy trouble with love
Jade and Jackie
Series: Jackie Chan Adventures
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-San Francisco, local School-
Jade huffed as she sat on some bleachers located outside. She just so happened to be really bored and tired that day since she did stop a crazy demon from stealing the talismans again.
'For once, I just wanna relax and not think about demons.'
"Hey loser." Called a very big and fat boy as he came walking towards Jade with his colleges, who were also big and in Jade's mind stupid.
"What is it?" she asked with a frown.
"I heard you got dumped by that new kid." He grinned.
"I didn't get 'dumped', Seymore just had to move back home." she huffed.
"Ya Ya," he frowned. "Like you can even get a boyfriend. Maybe you should just date me."
"I'd rather kiss a shark."
The boy frowned before grabbing her by the jacket. "Let's see you back talk after a good whooping, right boys?"
"Defiantly."
"Let's punch the shrimp."
Jade frowned before swinging one leg up and kicked the boy under the chin as he let her go and stood there in a fighting stance. But unknown to either of them, a familiar tattoo resurfaced on her right leg.
"Get her!" The leader yelled as his two cronies ran at her.
Jade backflipped away while the tattoo started to glow.
As the three attempted to attack Jade, three shadow like beings, one in the form of a cloaked bat like creature, another with long tentacle hands, and another one with Samurai armor, appeared from behind the boys and subdued them.
"Hey! Who are you?" spoke the leader in fear at seeing their forms.
They didn't speak before they started dragged them into the shadows.
"Ah!"
"Help me!"
Jade stared wide eyed with fear before turning and running away from the shadowkhan. Only to be blocked by a Sumo Khan.
"Uh oh." she backed up before running down the side hall.
This time two Shadowkhans, one with a set of long sharp fingers and another one with giant pincers, appeared to block her path as a swarm of mini shadows with teeth and a insect like Shadowkhan blocked escape routes.
"Oh come on guys. Your generals are gone, meaning you shouldn't be around." she spoke with a gulp while trying to back up from them.
As they came closer, a Shadowkhan in ninja garbs appeared in front of her and...bowed to her along with the other clans as well.
Jade blinked and looked at each khan in confusion. "Ok, this just got really weird."
"QuEeN oF sHaDoWkHaN." Spoke the majority of the shadow beings.
Jade's eyes widened while feeling something on her leg.
"QuEeN." Spoke a Mini Khan while rubbing her tattooed leg...wait tattooed leg?!
Jade held her leg up and looked in horror at the same tattoo she was all too familiar with.
"QuEeN jAdE." They said before remaining silent, as if they were waiting for a command.
Jade tried rubbing the tattoo, but it didn't smudge one bit. She then tried to bite it off only to jump in pain from the act of stupidity. "Oh man, wait! Uncle!"
Jade then looked at the Shadowkhans and well...didn't know what to do with them right now. Especially the Mini khan's purring at her legs.
"Um…..hide in the shadows?"
"We ObEy QuEeN jAdE." They bowed before fading into the shadows...well except one Mini Khan.
"QuEeN jAdE."
"Yeah?"
"WhY dId YoU dIsAPpEaR?"
"Uhh….vacation."
"WhY?"
"Being queen is hard work, and since when did shadowkhan speak?"
"OnLy KiNg AnD qUeEn Of ShAdOw ReAlM cAn HeAr Us."
"But when I was around, I didn't hear any of you guys talking."
"YoU wErE nEwLy CoRoNaTeD. iT tAkEs TiMe To UnDeRsTaNd Us."
"Well just stay hidden until school's over."
"YeS mY qUeEn." It bowed before sinking into Jade's shadow, leaving a small blue mark like eyes on the top of the shadows head.
She started heading to class while gulping. 'Jackie's not gonna like this.' She then realized something strange. 'Jackie is kind of hot...woah, where'd that come from?' She tried to think of something else but every time she did so she saw Jackie either hugging her, in a swimsuit or naked. 'GAH! Why am I thinking this stuff!?'
(After school)
'Ok strange thoughts about Jackie. What's wrong with me?' Jade thought as she entered Uncle's shop. 'Even if he does like nice in a swimsuit. Ok now I know I'm going nuts.'
"Jade, how was school?" asked Uncle at the counter.
"Fine, the usual." She said as a Ninja Khan appeared behind the Chi master, ready to strike. "No don't do it!"
"Don't do what?" Asked Uncle as the Ninja Khan disappeared into the shadows.
"Um, don't do anything about your hair, it's you." she chuckled nervously while walking past him. As Jade walked into another room she saw Jackie on the ground with a heavy box on his back. "Jackie! Are you alright?"
"Ow, yes Jade." he groaned while grunting as he pushed it off. "I just didn't see where this box was and it fell on me."
Jade sighed before looking at Jackie with wide eyes, since he was now, in her vision, even more handsome then before. 'Woah! I didn't expect that.'
"Well I take it your day went better?" guessed Jackie standing up.
"Um fine." She said while shaking her head. "Jackie? Did you um...get a haircut by chance?"
"No, it's the same." he replied.
"Oh." She blushed...wait blushed? 'Why am I blushing at Jackie? Even if he's hot...not again!'
"Jade, did you get into another fight at school?" he asked crossing his arms.
"No." She lied. "I didn't even fight anyone." 'They just got dragged into the Shadow Realm.'
"Well you head to your room and work on any homework you have."
"Yes Jackie." She smiled before hugging him on the leg. "I will." 'Wait? Why am I doing this?'
He smiled and patted her head before she let go and headed up to her room.
(In Jade's room)
Jade laid on the bed with a sigh as her long nails scratched her head. Wait? Long nails?
She looked at them and paled at seeing she was getting long black nails and a gray pigment on her skin. 'Oh snap I'm turning into that Queen again!'
She sat up and panicked as she saw the Mini Khan rise up.
"My QuEeN? aRe YoU fEeLiNg Ok?" It asked while crawling onto the bed.
"Do I look alright? First the skin, then the mind." she spoke looking at her hands.
"MiNd? QuEeNs AnD kInGs DoN't HaVe ThEiR mInDs ChAnGeD. oNlY aMpLiFiEd." It said while settling down on Jade's head.
"Wait, you mean the thoughts I've been having about Jackie…."
"HaVe BeEn YoUr OwN. yEs." It said while purring a bit. "So SoFt."
Jade deadpanned before letting out a shriek as she grabbed her head.
"AhAhAh!" It screamed back as it was thrown across the room into a wall. "oW….."
Jade growled while gripping her head as her teeth became sharper and her skin tone became darker. Her hair became obsidian black as the color pigment changed to a dark red.
"My QuEeN?" The Mini Khan asked as the now changed Jade looked at it with a grin and pure red eyes.
"It feels good to be back. But now I need to make sure it stays that way." she growled.
"WhA?" It asked now confused. "A pErSoN's OrIgInAl PeRsOnAlItY iS iMpOsSiBlE tO gEt RiD oF."
"I'm still in here fool." she growled picking him up. "But unlike last time, I feel more free, and besides, with me as queen, the Shadowkhan will be more valuable as allies than enemies."
"So WhAt NoW? yOu DiD lOoK aT tHe MaN nAmEd JaCkIe WiTh LuSt EaRlIeR."
"That's because I've decided he'll make the perfect king."
"Oh!...So YoU wAnT tO dO wHaT eXaCtLy?" It asked cocking it head.
Jade sighed and rubbed her head. "Just send the others and bring him here."
"YeS mY qUeEn Of TwO pErSoNaLiTiEs." It bowed before vanishing into the shadows.
Jade sat on her bed and calmly waited.
(Hours later)
"My QuEeN…" Spoke the Mini Khan as it limped back into the room. "He'S tOo StRoNg."
"What! There are several tribes and you failed to bring me my own uncle?" she growled.
"He HaD a BaRrEl Of SaLt." It said before falling to the floor face first. "oW…."
Jade sighed and stood up. "Looks like I'll do it then."
"Go GeT hIm. My QuEeN." It said as Jade vanished into the shadows. "Ow…"
(Jackie's room)
As Jackie rested on the bed, a small shadow appeared above him with Jade sticking her head out of it. "BWAA!" he cried out before jumping off the bed and looked above his bed with shock and horror.
"Hey Jackie." She grinned. "Looks like I'm back to get you."
"Jade? What are you….hold on. Is your skin blue again?" he asked with wide eyes.
"Yes." She deadpanned. "And my teeth are shark like."
"Please tell me you didn't put Tarakudo's head on your leg again."
"No. It just appeared on my leg." Jade said before disappearing into the portal and reappearing right next to him. "So how did you like the welcoming committee? The one you beat with salt."
"What? Jade, you sent them after me? Why!"
"To bring you into my room." She sighed. "But you HAD to attack them."
"Jade, they're Shadowkhan, and speaking of which, we need to get rid of that tattoo, again."
"Tried, but it's here to stay." She grinned before appearing on Jackie's head. "So this is how you see the world? I like it my king."
"Jade, get off my head. And what do you mean king?" he asked picking her up off his head.
"What? I chose you to be my king, lover, etcetera." She said before reappearing on Jackie's head again. "Soft~"
"Jade!" he reached up and set her down in front of him. "Snap out of it it! That tattoo is messing with your head like last time. This is why Uncle needs to know and make the spell to fix it."
"Nope." She frowned as the room became covered in a layer of shadows. "You're staying here. Oh and to answer your tattoo issue. It affects my body, not my mind. It only amplifies it."
"Meaning what?"
"My feelings about you that have been buried in my mind are coming to the surface with a high dose of affection." She smiled before appearing on Jackie's arm. "I love hugging you!"
Jackie stumbled and tried shaking Jade off, but she kept holding onto his arm. "Jade let go, now."
"Sorry but no can do." She smiled. "I'm not letting go for any reason...besides the bathroom."
Jackie frowned before smirking as he sent a flying kick to the door and kicked it down before running downstairs. "Uncle!"
"Sorry." Jade frowned before falling through a portal and re entering the kitchen. "But I want to hug you without anyone interfering."
"Jade, I am your uncle, and I'm ordering you to let me help." ordered Jackie in a firm tone.
"And I order you to kiss me." She blushed while holding tighter. "Please?"
Jackie let out a sigh and kissed her forehead. "There, now can you please let me go?"
"Not on the forehead." She growled as the room became covered in shadows. "On my lips!"
"What! No Jade, that crosses a line we are not meant to cross." he spoke firmly.
"But some lines are meant to be crossed my king." She said while appearing right in Jackie's shirt. "Mmm well toned~"
"Gah! Jade! Get out of there!" he cried trying to pull her out of his shirt.
"Nope. Besides if I wanted to I could have appeared in your pants." She giggled before appearing in his shoe. "GAH too tight!"
Jackie balanced on one foot while Jade got out of his shoes and took in a deep breath of air.
"God that shoe stinks of...Jackie's sweat." She drooled before appearing in Jackie's pants. "He he he. So you wear boxers? I thought you wore briefs."
"JADE!" he cried out with wide eyes as he started taking his pants off just as his Uncle entered the room.
Jade turned and saw Uncle. "Hello Uncle. Sorry but I need to get Jackie to kiss my lips." She then appeared in Jackie's shirt again.
"AIYAH! Jade has become queen of the Shadowkhans again!" cried out Uncle in horror.
"Wow you're slow." Jade sweatdropped before appearing in Jackie's pant's leg. "Ok..this was a strange place to pop out."
"Jackie! Restrain Jade while I make the potion to cure her." ordered Uncle before rushing out of the room. Only to get grabbed by a Ninja Khan.
"He he. Now that's funny. Right my king?" She smiled before appearing in Jackie's shirt again. "Now kiss me~"
Jackie went wide eyed before Jade grabbed his cheeks and pressed her lips against his.
"Mmmm, soft." Jade smiled before hugging Jackie. "Just like my king~"
Jackie gulped while Uncle couldn't get away from the Ninja Khan. "Uh, now that you've had your fun, can you let Uncle fix you now?"
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmm….no." She smiled while hugging tighter. "I think I'm going to stay here with you~"
"Jackie! Uncle cannot fix counterspell while restrained!" called out Uncle.
"Think for a second." Jade said turning to Uncle. "With the Shadowkhan as allies, demons like Shendu and Daolon won't stand a chance."
"But Jade, you turned against your friends and family when you had that tattoo, remember?" spoke Jackie.
"I was new at this. It's like if Viper had the Snake Talisman forever. But this time I'm in control and more mature." She said while turning back to her normal form, which now had red eyes. "See? I'm fine Jackie."
"You kissed me on the lips!"
"So? That's what I wanted." She pouted. "Plus I really REALLY like you."
"Aiyah! Uncle's heart cannot much more." spoke Uncle.
"Maybe you should keep the Dog Talisman?" Jade retorted. "It might keep you from dieing from a heart attack."
"Jade, if you don't stop it, you're grounded."
"You know I can just escape right?" She deadpanned while appearing on his head. "Like this."
"Uncle, please tell me you can fix this." spoke Jackie.
Uncle tried to speak, but a Mini Khan landed in his mouth. "Mmmahhahah!"
"EeW! oLd MaN sLiVa." It said as Jade and Jackie heard it loud and clear.
"Now now, no need to worry." grinned Jade. "Like I said, the power is staying, or else."
Jackie gulped before Jade kissed him again.
"Ok my King?" She grinned as she hugged him again.
"Um, ok?"
Jade smiled before appearing on the ground next to Uncle. "Let him go."
"YeS mY qUeEn." They said as the Ninja Khan vanished with the Mini Khan getting out of Uncle's mouth.
"YuCk. SlImY!"
"Now my forces will be hidden away for security, so don't try anything suspicious."
"AnD i'M gEtTiNg MySeLf A bAtH." The Mini Khan grumbled before walking away to the kitchen sink.
"Besides Uncle, now Tohru has his own helpers." she snapped her fingers as two Sumo Khans rose up.
"YeS yOuR hIgHnEsS?" They asked while bowing to her.
"Help Uncle out around the shop along with Tohru. Speaking of which, where is he?" she asked looking at Jackie.
"No idea."
"He'S gOiNg To gEt ThAt GrEeN bLoWfIsH." The Mini Khan said while washing it's body in a bowl of water.
Jade frowned and clapped her hands as several shadows flew across the floor and went up the stairs.
"What the?" Tohru called out as he was dragged into the kitchen by some Squid Khan.
"Hi Tohru. Just to bring you up to date, I'm queen of shadows again, and the Shadowkhan are gonna be crashing here from now on."
"CaN wE pLaY bAlL wItH hIm?"
"No." Jade said sternly. "No playing ball with Tohru as the ball."
"As YoU wIsH." They bowed before dropping the man onto the ground.
"Uh, what did I miss?" he asked looking at Jackie and Uncle.
"Oh just me kissing my king." Jade grinned while sporting a peace sign. Following that she disappeared and reappeared in Jackie's shirt and pressed their lips back together. "Like it?" She smiled before appearing in Jackie's pants. "Because I'm going to enjoy this~"