Chapter 26: Everybody Happy?

Luigi: Final eight!

Meta Knight: Suave.

Fawful: Tis the epicness of my fellow onions!

Falcon: Can't touch this!

Bowser scoffed at Falcon's confidence.

Bowser: I can't wait till you slip up in a challenge. Then BAM! You're history! What says you, Ness?

Ness's eyes glared, and Geno noticed too from under his hat.

Ness: At least I don't smell like maggot pie, that applies to all of you!

Game and Watch was cooking up bacon and juggling it, it apparently adds "flavour"

Luigi: How do you a change voices so easily Ness?

Ness: Ri dum no? (I don't know?)

Bowser: He needs a therapist.

Ness: Wiy?!

Geno whispered to himself.

Geno: Insulting these losers is too easy.

Waluigi, who knew about Geno (but no one believed him) whispered in Ness' ear.

Waluigi: Can I have my hole back?

Geno: NO!

Waluigi: I'll exploit your secret!

Geno: Really? Try it.

Waluigi, who was neglected as usual, ran to the contestants in a panic and started pointing at Ness.

Waluigi: You wan't to know why he can change voices? He's possessed! Possessed by a puppet named Geno! Believe me!

Ness: Wut arr u takeng eybaot, Wahwoeygee? (What are you talking about, Waluigi?)

Waluigi: That's right, you- did you just say my name?

Ness: Yess, Wahwaeygee!

Waluigi was touched. No one ever remembered his name.

Waluigi: Wa...wa...the child is a demon! Seriously! He stole me hole and that's why I'm residing with you guys!

Everyone was confused.

Luigi: This guy lives with us?

Meta Knight: Confusion.

Everyone just turned their heads away from him as Waluigi slunk into the background again. The idea did come to Luigi though that maybe, just maybe something was wrong with Ness...before he could further contemplate this, Rosalina was floating down the hill, and waved her DS in the air as everyone paused in confusion. Bandana Dee, Vivi, and the rolling down the hill Eggplant Wizard followed.

Fawful: He approaches as quick as a loon on a balloon!

Meta Knight: ...What?

Rosalina: Hey super stars! I hacked my DS again, so that I can now show the current locations of everyone, this will project them! Be ready to see your eliminated companions!

Bowser: Pass! I don't associate myself with losers!

Bandana Dee: First: Roy, our boy!

Game and Watch beeped a few times.

Luigi: That's right, didn't we a just see him?

Eggplant Wizard: Neh too bad you're seeing him again!

The DS made a projection and on popped Roy, living in the fish with Ryu, Ken, and Stanley.

Luigi: Hey, Stanley a lived!

Roy: Yep, i'm here with Ryu, Ken, and Stanley!

Stanley: I was supposed to perish in a wave of glory! Well this sucks.

Roy: Anyone wanna see a tour of this big ol fish?

Bowser: That's the name of the place?

Roy: Yes! The Big Ol Fish!

With that, the projector turned off, and they all stared at the air and awaited Falco's inevitable return.

Rosalina: Falco? Yeesh the one time we need him here and he doesn't come back. Let's see if this DS can locate him.

The DS pinged and the wifi bars went in and out, but Falco did appear on the screen in a flaming wreckage with Fox and Slippy.

Falco: Err, not happy with being second eliminated, but hey, that's life. I got lasers, love bread, and piloted a pimped out Arwing...until Slippy ruined it!

Geno: I did that for him! I made that Arwing a beauty!

Meta Knight: Ness?

They didn't realize Geno owned a custom Arwing paint job business in his spare time. How random. Ness spoke perfect English once again though which concerned them.

Falco: That's it, get the bloody eye contact off me now! We're stranded and waiting a pickup from Peppy and Krystal! Stupid frog...

They all stopped paying attention to him, then he yelled for them back.

Falco: Wait, I forgot to show you my reflector kicking skills!

They forgot about him as Jigglypuff popped out on the screen. She was staring at the screen on a stage.

Jigglypuff: Jigglypuff!

She pointed at the screen with the mike and pounded the mike with her fist, then began to sing. Everyone felt their eyelids become droopy.

Luigi: C-can we change to the next person?

Rosalina: Certainly, but who was the next person voted out?

Ganondorf appeared in the next screen and smiled, and they screamed once again.

Ganondorf: The new evil will rise! I don't need anyone else, I'm a solitary evil army and everyone will perish at my hands you!

Ganondorf pointed at the screen.

Luigi: Enough with the a evil!

Fawful: Burn it with yams!

Falcon: Wait, did he point to me in particular or...

Game and Watch reassured him that Ganondorf meant all of them and shuttered. Falcon laughed.

Rosalina: Moving right along...

Mewtwo zipped on to the screen. He was sitting by a fireplace and sipping a cup of tea while reading through his favorite articles on the Pokedex. Of course, he spoke telepathically again. And he sported a monocle, for whatever reason he chose.

Mewtwo: Evening gents. How goes the competition?

Falcon: Fantastic! I'm winning even harder than before!

Mewtwo: That's fantastic. Granted if I was still there and not ousted based on a technicality I would of mentally and physically defeated you all. But no matter, the winner in the game will enjoy his spoils I'm sure. I just enjoy basking in knowledge while drinking the quaint delicacy known as Oran berry juice.

Falcon raised a finger in protest.

Falcon: Wait a minute, you forgot about me! I would have gave you a run for your money!

Mewtwo calmly placed his tea and pokedex down, held his hand toward the screen hovering in front of him, and a blasted of psychic threw Falcon off his feet and smashing into the giant rock 50 feet behind him. Everyone was stunned.

Falcon: Lucky shot! Let's do this again!

Luigi: No! You can't a attack a screen!

Bowser: But it'll sure be entertaining to watch!

Falcon rushed again and charged a punch. Mewtwo performed the same action and Falcon was back at the rock.

Mewtwo: I best go conduct some fieldwork on the attributes of the Wobbuffet now. A fascinating creature.

Bowser: Wait! Can we stop wasting time here and just tell everyone I win already?!

Mewtwo: Again with this question? Ok, the winner is-

The screen crackled and Megaman appeared. Megaman was with Roll, and...dodging lighting.

Megaman: Hey...men! My suit works fine now!

Game and Watch pointed to the lighting strike that he barley avoided.

Megaman: Oh, yeah, well, no matter how I change my suit, it attracts lighting all the time!

Roll: But apparently he's took it to his "advantage" by saying avoiding the lighting raises his endurance, one strike from the lighting, and there goes his suit again!

Megaman pushed Roll into a lighting strike, and she yelled at him.

Megaman: Sorry man!

Bowser growled at Megaman.

Bowser: Idiot! I was just about to find out that I was going to win this game and you intercepted the call!

Megaman: Sorry again man!

Bowser: I hate that "man" thing about you too! Just shut it!

DK Junior was on the projector next, and DK was with Diddy Kong and DK Junior, and they were all banana hunting.

DK Junior: Oo! Eek! Oooh!

Meta Knight: Hmm. I can understand him better than Ness.

Everyone laughed at that joke, except for Ness.

Diddy Kong: Let's go raid Dixie Kong house, she's loaded with them!

Donkey Kong: Isn't she you girlfriend?

Diddy Kong: Your point?

DK Junior saw her house busted down the door, tossed Dixie out, and when Donkey and Diddy approached, he tossed Banana peels at them so that they couldn't approach.

Donkey Kong: Why you little-

Luigi: He still has a greed problems.

Fawful: Truer than pickles! Wait, Luigi said it? Not true not true!

Luigi growled.

Luigi: Oh grow a up!

Rosalina: Sonic is next!

Sonic sped around, and was fishing on the shore, with Knuckles and Tails holding him.

Knuckles: This is so humiliating.

Tails: What's so wrong about holding your male friends?

Silver: A lot.

Sonic: As long as they are with me, I won't fall in the water!

Sonic felt the rod moved, and he reeled in his catch. Too bad for them, it was Big the Cat, who was cursing as he was struggling to swim back.

Knuckles: Forget this.

Knuckles let go, and due to Tail's meager strength, Sonic slipped in, and flopped around the the water like a Magikarp on land. Shadow was taking pictures.

Shadow: This is so going on the internet.

Big the Cat grabbed Sonic, and slammed him against the rocks as he finally got on land and ran away.

Rosalina: Not much progress... Link!

Link was waiting in line at a local HFO (Hyrule Fired Octarock), and he was getting annoyed.

Link: Heya! Huck! Nyah!

The manager, a Choco named Chizz, was getting annoyed with Link's impatience, and so was everyone else.

Chizz: Sir, i'm going to ask you to calm down.

Link stomped his foot, and King Dedede also told him to shut up.

Dedede: How do ya think I feel, waitin for dat Octarock!

Meowth: Yeah seriously, wait yer turn!

Link tossed his shield at the friar and broke it. Dedede and Meowth were not happy.

Meowth: You are gonna pay for tat!

Link stopped for a moment, before raising his sword, and running out to Hyrule Field to fight Ganondorf, when he was no where in sight.

Falcon: I'd kill him too, that's our fried Octarock!

Next flash was Samurai Goroh, who was placing 1st in another F-Zero race.

Goroh: Ha! This is so easy now that Falcon isn't here! 1st again! Luigi is still there? I'm surprised. Being a leader and all puts a target on your back.

Luigi: Hey! I am not a leader thank you a very much!

Falcon: And I will reclaim those titles!

Goroh: But will you reclaim...being the 1st person to win the Falcon cup?

Falcon: There's a Falcon cup? Gorohhhhhhhh!

Everyone: NEXT!

There was a master ball washed up right next to a karaoke palace, and Bowser yelled out.

Bowser: Who's that Pokemon!

Everyone stared at him awkwardly.

Wario: It's Wario! Wahaha! Life's great in this thing! Soundproof, very large, fully furnished, anything you could want.

Wario opened up his Pokeball, and there was guest in there, pretty much there for the food.

Wario: See all my friends who like my new joint?

Luigi: Wow, you reverted you life to a pokemon.

Wario: Better than yours!

Wario was picked up all the sudden by... Pikachu! Pikachu brought Wario back in his Master ball, then brought him inside the karaoke studio.

Pikachu: Hey you Pikachu! Pikachu!

Pikachu popped up on the screen, and was holding a mic. Luckily there was subtiles, along with the bouncing ball.

Pikachu: Hey you, Pikachu! I choose you! Jolts of lightning, and the spirit of thunder, i'm better than Ness, he says "PK Punna!"

He took a bow, and everyone clapped and cheered. Pikachu winked, as he still got back as Ness for eliminating him.

Ness: Maggots, MAGGOTS!

Fawful: That's not how you sing, guppy!

Luigi: No, your voice will kill-

Fawful started singing, the Numa Numa. It was something to say the least.

Fawful: Ma-ia-hii

Ma-ia-huu

Ma-iahoo

Ma-ia-haha!

Fawful time!

Hello, Salute, It's me, Your Duke

And I made something thats real to show you alrivee

Hello, Heelloo, It's me, Picasso

I will play My words of love, with your name on every one

Horse pickles!

When you leave my calla frase to graa

Ooo-a-Ooo-a-A-Ooo-a-Ooo-a-Ooo-a-A

Every words of love I use to say.

Now I beg to death everyday.

when you leave my calla frase to graa

don't leave another stain, the roboa colors fade away

Every words of love I use to say.

Now I beg to death everyday.

Fawful rock it like a roaring crumpet!

That was some of the Numa Numa song. A couple of lyrics are made up.

Every lyric was hit perfectly.

Luigi: Wow...

Game and Watch let out a 10 in enjoyment from his judgement hammer, and everyone steered clear away.

Luigi: A 10?! I wonder what'd happen if you got hit by a that!

Meta Knight: Death.

Bandana Dee: Well that was totally unnecessary.

Pikachu clapped and left, and the next flash that came on was Zelda, and the Hyrule guards brought in Link.

Hyrule guard: This man was causing a disturbance back at the Octarock restaurant.

Luigi: That's a Link again! Zelda will be soft on a him.

Zelda: Link, why did you freak out in a restaurant?

Link: Heya!

Zelda: Answer me.

Link: Heya! Huck! Hu!

Zelda: Stop with the high pitched squeals!

Link: Jaa! Heee!

Zelda: How dare you address the beloved ruler of Hyrule like that, were tossing you to the Gorons!

Link: Nyahhh!

The Hyrule guards tossed him in a room with Gorons who started to beat on him.

Zelda: Like, after being eliminated from the competition, I realized just how much of a manipulative dictator I could be! So if you dare break a rule in MY kingdom, it's off with your heads! I was already being nice to Link.

Rosalina: Hmm, a more aggressive approach to life now. Can't say I approve...

Luigi was happy to see the next face: Marth! He was standing behind a giant curtain for some reason.

Falcon: Ohh! A show! I hope there's hats involved!

Marth: Hey guys!

Marth scanned the remainders for Zelda's face, and smiled in relief to not see her there.

Marth: Thank god she's gone...any ways check out what I've started!

Marth unveiled what was behind the curtains. It was a giant...hair salon?

Marth: I took this up as part time work; now everyone's hair can look as glorious as mine!

Bowser rolled his eyes and scoffed.

Bowser: What a wuss!

Marth turned away from the customer whose hair he was lightly trimming with his sword and waved his finger.

Marth: Just for that you don't get the 50% discount on your next haircut.

Bowser: God dammit!

Bowser suddenly looked at his fiery orange mane of hair in disappointment, having grown much longer since the beginning of the game. Luigi then asked him about his other part time work.

Luigi: What about that a other part time job you have?

Geno nudged Ness from inside his pocket. He could barely even take over Ness' mind at the moment. Something was blocking him.

Ness: Eye whill nawt seye dat! (I will not say that!)

Falcon: Are you quite okay little buddy?

Ness regained his control.

Ness: Eyem...phine.

Marth: My other occupation? What do you think? I never gave up being a prince, fighting off legions of enemies! Hold on.

Marth saw a wave of intruders, intruders with sprouts approaching his barber shop. They were lead by Akuma. Marth drew out his sword and ushered the rest of the workers to draw up arms as the screen drew to black suddenly. Game and Watch scratched his head and hopped around in confusion, wondering what just happened.

Luigi: What was with the a sprouts?!

The screen shifted again, this time showing Yoshi. Only thing was he was also being attacked by enemies similar to the ones in Marth's video.

Yoshi: Yoshi... (We're being attacked and I have to see your ugly mugs?)

Luigi: Yoshi! (I'm craving eggs!)

Yoshi: Yoooshi. (Give up the act you horrific excuse for a plumber)

They looked at the background, and saw Yoshis with flimsy twigs. They didn't really prepare to fight and partied the entire time...Dimentio then floated up to Yoshi who was busy mocking everyone back in the game. Yoshi didn't notice though.

Yoshi: Yoshi, yoshi yoshi yoshi (This is the worst selection of contestants ever. Game and Watch? Meta Knight? Luigi? It's pretty sad when Waluigi is the most competent person left, and he only believes he's in the game!)

Luigi just pretended to nod his head in approval, which made Yoshi laugh at him.

Yoshi: Yoshi. (Yes. You just keep laughing, dummy. Even you are somehow capable of that.)

Waluigi: Wa ha ha ha!

Waluigi then whispered in Bowser's ear.

Waluigi: We're voting out Meta Knight tonight, right?

Bowser backhanded him, swatting him like a fly buzzing around the camp.

Dimentio: Ah, this one's ripe for the sprouting harvest! Kill the ones that are weak, sprout the ones that are strong.

Yoshi turned around and saw Dimentio and groaned.

Yoshi: Yoshi. Yoshi...(If I wasn't annoyed enough, now I have to deal with a 2-bit psychotic clown! How original, you goof.)

Dimentio ignored up and slammed a sprout into his head.

Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi? (What's this? A new hat? It looks comparable better than yours, you miserable wretch.)

Dimentio decided to smack Yoshi in the head in order to subdue him more. This also made Yoshi swap into his alter ego Boshi, who was much more manipulateable.

Boshi: Boshi Boshi! (You look fantastic! It's a bit cloudly today but got to take what you can get eh frien- obey Dimentioooooo.

The screen turned black, but not before a glimpse of PT arriving with Tabuu and an army of pokemon. There was still hope.

Luigi: Yoshi!

Bowser: Cool!

Game and Watch held up a flag to show his support for Dimentio and the Yoshis. What? He liked everyone.

Eggplant Wizard: Ain't too pretty there, your good pal Snake is up next!

Snake moved onto the screen, and he was judging more ladies.

Luigi: Snake! Wait, is that Daisy there?

Snake: Hey Luigi! Yeah, that's Daisy, i'll give her extra points. So, I see the group of remainders is...interesting.

Bowser: Are you calling me fat?! I'm muscle!

Game and Watched waved at Snake, Fawful spat on the ground.

Snake: Hey, who's that lady in the back?

Rosalina was stared at, she waved.

Rosalina: Rosalina...why?

Snake: You'd be good over in here, come drop by some time!

Rosalina: Is it for charity, by chance?

Snake scratched his goatee.

Snake: Yeah, you'll donate your good looks to the homeless. I guess.

Rosalina blushed cutely.

Rosalina: Wonderful! I can help out you and your other homeless buddies, homeless patron!

Snake's face twisted at the thought of being called a hobo. But Rosalina simply didn't know, he just rarely shaves.

Snake: Yeah, I gotta get back to my judging- wait, could you guys call up ZSS?

Fawful: Remember like cat-

Snake: Do it!

They sighed, and her location was brought it, showing a 50 pound heavier ZSS. Her suit was already strained from her new body. At least she was back on the ground! Her eyes looked more detached though, almost colder.

ZSS: *munch* Hey there. ZSS managed to say through her stuffed cheeks.

Snake: Dear god what happened to you!?

ZSS: I lost my bet to you, and I had to fulfill it.

Snake: No one said you had to gain 50 pounds... look, how bout you fight Ridley, then call me again?

ZSS: Why not now?! ZSS got offended when men judged her by how pretty she was or not, unlike Zelda.

Snake: Err...

Snake shut down his window, and Waddle Dee taunted her.

Waddle Dee: Ah ZSS, always expanding yourself in your zany situations.

Bowser chuckled, ZSS got angry.

ZSS: It's not my fault, i'm unlucky! I can't get any worse...and I haven't seen Pikachu in forever.

Luigi: Number one rule: Never say that!

ZSS: Why?

Luigi: Just...don't. Experience.

ZSS: Appreciate the advice. But Now, with this last fried Cucco wing, I gained 50 pounds. Time to lose it, no big deal.

ZSS kicked the Zebes ship into gear and blasted off. The screen ended, and they all sighed.

Meta Knight: Unlucky.

Rosalina: We gave Snake his...request to see her, so now we have Krystal, so Funky will be next!

It was Krystal and Fox together, shooting down anything that got in there way. Falco and Slippy were rescued and back at Corneria.

Krystal: You call this a date?

Fox: Isn't it fun?

Krystal: I was expecting candle light, a bit of romance.

Fox: Good one Krystal! Splattering Aparoids is much more exciting!

Pilot one: You can't stop us!

Krystal blasted them down, and Fox cheered.

Falcon: Headshot!

They didn't realized that they were being watched.

Krystal: More friends Fox?

Meta Knight: Don't mind us.

Pilot two: Hey, that was my brother!

Fox: Watch this!

Peppy flew in a giant ship to inform Fox about something very urgent.

Peppy: Fox, do a barrel roll!

Fox launched seven Smart Bombs at the ship, and Peppy plundered into the darkness.

Krystal: You idiot, that was Peppy!

Fox: Really? I thought it was a random stranger.

Falco, once again, came flying about in his Arwing to heckle Fox.

Falco: You suck with Arwings!

Fox: That's why I prefer the ground!

Vivi: T-That counted for both of them, so I guess...

A blast of music came pouring out of the next screen for Funky. Falcon as ecstatic...like he always is. Just slightly more now.

Falcon: Yeah!

Funky: Awesome!

Falcon: Funky!

Funky: Bro!

Falcon: Pwnage!

Bowser: Shut up!

Funky: Hi bros! I'm just working at my mechanic shop, blasting some tunes, and being a plain chill ape. You hear?

Ness: I hear music worse than a nail on a blackboard! S-Stop it Geno!

Geno: Seriously Ness that isn't me!

Fawful: Hey, you stole my metaphor faster than a pig being wrapped in a blanket!

Funky: Since you all like my music so much, I'll turn it up more!

Meta Knight: No!

Funky cranked the dial up and beat his head to the tunes. Unfortunately, it destroyed the windows in his house and sunk the boat he was working on.

Funky: Not cool! Uh oh, DK and Diddy are looking for their boat too...gotta run! Go Falcon!

The screen shifted black, and Funky's cries could be heard as DK began to beat upon him.

Rosalina: Good luck to Funky out there! Last: Daroach!

Daroach flashed upon the screen, still as sneaky as ever. He was sitting in a pile of riches and waving to the contestants on screen.

Daroach: Greetings fellow friends! Great plan on eliminating me a few councils ago Meta Knight! Well orchestrated. Did I say that aloud?

Everyone turned to face Meta Knight in anticipation.

Meta Knight: ...What?

Daroach saw rocks being thrown at his window followed by a giant laser spurring in the background, promptly ceasing the sound outside.

Daroach: Sorry about that. See, I've stolen so much goods that I've started my own company called "Squeak swipes". We get people signed up for courses on stealing, then they can obtain riches through hard work in swiping valuables off the rich.

Luigi: Isn't that really a ironic? Stealing is supposed to be lazy and-

Bowser pounded Luigi into the ground.

Bowser: Quiet! Finally someone is getting rich the right way! I commend you! You should join my army mouse!

Daroach shook his head, rejecting the offer. This upset Bowser.

Daroach: Not needed. I'm very successful at the moment. My security guard have guard, it's brilliant! So then, I can sleep in peace. I even have guards in my living quarters watching me at all times to make sure I'm safe in my solid gold mansion.

Meta Knight scratched his chin then asked a question, much to everyone's surprise.

Meta Knight: How can you trust your guards won't steal your riches in the night?

Daroach: Well I simpl-

Daroach's eyes beaded around, followed by a quick shutting down of the screen.

Ness: Paranoia! Nice!

Luigi took another glance at Ness and finally asked him.

Luigi: Ok a Ness, no more games. Tell me what's a up with your personality shifts! From perfect to broken English? I need to a know!

Ness stood on the spot and quivered for a moment before dashing into the forest as an escape route.

Falcon: Falcon grab!

Falcon lunged at Ness, but Geno in Ness' pocket tripped Falcon up with his arm gun and Ness made an escape.

Bowser: We will find you and skin you alive kid!

Luigi looked at Bowser concerned. Well, not really. It was normal. A commotion started as the All Stars shouted demanding answers about who Ness really was.

Fawful: He shifts more than a ape eating grapes!

Vivi, who was standing quietly, interrupted by sending a meteor in the middle of the contestants. This started everyone and sent them aback.

Vivi: R-Rosalina has something to s-say.

Rosalina: Thank you. That concludes the presentation. You missed them so much, right?

Meta Knight: Actually, no.

Bowser: I agree.

Waddle Dee: Well too bad! One of them is coming back!

Shocked faces spread amongst the All Stars. What a twist!

Rosalina: Anyone can come back! From the first eliminated Roy-

A scream of excitement was heard from Roy in the horizon.

Bandana Dee" To the just eliminated Fox! Wouldn't that be a shame? Or how about Ganondorf?

A shutter was emitted with saying his name.

Luigi: This will slow us all down, the voting someone in.

Rosalina: But it changes the game up sweetie! All in the details my moustached honey bun. Now, all of the names of the eliminated people are stored on my DS. It will pick one random name with a random roulette, and they will immediately be placed in the game! Then we will have the challenge. Ready?

Falcon: Bring it onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

In a behind the scenes moment of Survivor of the Smash, Dr. Mario came to visit Falcon after many complains on his obsession with challenges. Falcon was diagnosed with "Challengeoasis", the obsessive compulsion to complete and participate in challenges. Although it was not worth pulling him out of the game, it was just declared "annoying" by fellow contestant Meta Knight.

Game and Watch lowered his head in shame. Another obstacle was to be added to the game. All of the names were scrambled into the DS module and projected on a giant wheel with a spinner with all of the previous contestants faces. Every time it scrolled past Roy's name a cheer was heard in the distant horizon by Roy...which got very annoying. 5 minutes later of randomizing, They eventually got sick of waiting as it finally landed on a name.

Bandana Dee: My word!

Vivi and Rosalina: Oh my!

Eggplant Wizard: Derp?

The wheel landed on Goroh. Truly a worthy adversary.

Luigi: Well that's not a good-

Vivi: Wait! the wheel still had one more click!

The wheel just barely pushed on to finally reside to a different contestant: Zero Suit Samus.

Luigi: Mama Mia! This a rocks!

Bowser: Ah hell! My one weakness! Women!

Meta Knight took out a notepad and wrote something in quickly before Bowser smacked it away.

Bowser: Cut that out!

Falcon: Guys, this is awesome! Competition!Also, it won't be a sausage fest!

Game and Watch looked puzzled, as he flipped sausages, bacon, and ham out of his frying pan.

Falcon rubbed his hands in excitement. This would be exciting! A gigantic spaceship came roaring down to the remnants of the island as everyone looked at the aircraft in awe. Even Ness came creeping out of the bushes with a demented look on his face to witness the spectacle. Mostly everyone missed Zero Suit Samus after she was ousted due to unfortunate circumstances. But would she look the same?

The aircraft parked and lowered, leveling the water and sending it flying...which soaked Eggplant Wizard. The door was released and she stepped out. She did not look the same to say the least. She was dawning a hefty powersuit as she scanned the field, ready to play again. She now dawned the status of Samus.

Bowser: ...So who's this new guy?