Crazy trouble with love
Sandy and Squidward
Series: Spongebob Squarepants
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Squidward Tentacles, the great rival to Squilliam Fancyson and the Cashier to the ever popular Krusty Krab was on his way to the home of one of Bikini Bottom's local scientist and land animal, Sandy Cheeks. The reason was because his clarinet was broken, and he wanted to see if Sandy could fix it for free.
After Sandy let him in, Squidward put on his water helmet and presented the broken instrument to the squirrel.
"Why of course Squidward, I can fix it right up."
"Oh, splendid."
"So, while I fix this, feel like a conversation?"
"Hmm, well a talk with our minds would be far more relaxing than listening to annoying laughter."
"You said it, sometimes Spongebob sounds like some crazy old man."
"Yeah, an old man who likes to kidnap princesses."
Meanwhile...
"Achoo! What? How can I be catching a cold? I'm the Ice King!"
Back in the tree dome.
"Don't you just hate when they don't ever listen?" Asked Sandy.
"Every single second of my life."
"I tell Patrick, don't touch the nuke, but now he caused WW3!" exclaimed Sandy.
"I once told Spongebob, not to tell anyone about how I got Squilliam to be my friend, but nope, he blabbed to everyone and now Squilliam doesn't want anything to do with me ever again by moving to another city." he frowned with his arms crossed.
"Don't feel so bad Squidward, besides, you hated that guy."
"I was just hoping I can mooch off his riches while pretending to be friends."
"Yeah, now why don't we talk about how stupid Patrick himself is?"
"Don't get me started on such a stupid pink marshmallow he is."
"Please, that's an insult to marshmallows. At least people like those."
"Exactly, remember the time he lost body parts and they all grew into separate Patricks?"
"I wish it didn't physically drop the Bikini Bottom's GPA."
"And let's not forget the time he caused downtown traffic, all because he was chasing a paper bag."
"Whoo, lucky I had my jet pack so I didn't have to take the long route home." smiled the squirrel. "Well, got yer clarinet done..."
"Oh thank you Sandy, but why ruin such great fun? I can stay for a little while." he offered.
"Don't know, I was gonna take a bath...unless you wanna join me." she joked at the end.
"Oh-no, freshen up...I'll just wait here..."
"No seriously..." she spoke with a straight face. "...Wanna join me in the bath tub?"
"Well, how can a gentleman such as myself refuse an offer like that?" he grinned as she turned and they walked to the tree.
Once in the bathroom, the squid and squirrel began stripping each other.
Sandy turned the faucet on and let Squidward in first as he put the instrument on the side.
Sandy followed after, then got the bubbles ready. She dumped them in the water and slowly watched them suds up in the tub.
"Now these are the kind of bubbles I can get behind." Squidward told Sandy as he moved his tentacles, feeling around.
"I brought the best." spoke Sandy slipping in and sighing with relief. That's when Squidward's suction cups caught Sandy's nipples. "Woah!" she jumped with Squidward pulling his limbs back in shock.
"Not my fault, you invited me in here."
"Yes...that I did..."
"So may I feel your supple chest again?" he asked with hesitation.
"Y-yes y-y-you can." Sandy stuttered. 'I can't believe I said that.'
Squidward had a smile on him as he began massaging Sandy's chest.
"Don't get too rough." she warned while finding the feeling nice.
Soon, more of Squidward's tentacles started feeling up Sandy.
"That feels good...where'd you get the extra 2 tentacles?"
"Well, 4 of my tentacles are my legs after all." he grinned while squeezing her chest.
"Yes Squidward, like that." That's when another tentacle found it's way rubbing against Sandy's pussy. "That a teeny tentacle or you just happy to touch me?" she teased.
"Aren't you the smart girl?"
"Just put it in me already."
"If you say so."
Sandy pulled Squidward's head in for a kiss as Squidward pushed his dick in as her. She moaned into the kiss as she felt it wiggle its way in deeper.
'Wow, didn't think any species other than squirrel would feel this good.'
"Ooh, someone's nice and tight."
"I didn't expect your little tentacle to be so big." she moaned out.
"Some ladies see quality when they see my morning wood, but those ladies aren't up to my level of intelligence...unlike you."
"Aww shucks." she smiled before moaning out louder as his cock went in deeper.
"I don't think I broke any hymen, lose it in Texas?"
"There are a lot of regrets you have during college."
"That goes double for me." he grunted pistoning his cock in and out faster.
"Oof! Squidward, harder! I think I'm going to cum!" moaned Sandy moving ehr hips against his.
Sandy and Squidward held each other close as Squidward's dick began to pulse.
"I'm gonna blow!"
"Do it Squidward! Inside me!"
"You sure?"
"We can't have kids, I'm a mammal and you're cephalopod." she moaned pushing closer against his thrusts.
"Have some white ink!" he grunted before his sperm shot inside her.
"Squidward!" She moaned out!
"That's right, take my load squirrly!"
"Mmmmh!"
After that, Squidward and Sandy got out and dried each other off.
"That was splendid." Squidward told Sandy.
"Ah gotta say, that sure was a relaxin fuckin." She then felt Squidward's tentacles on her ass.
"Maybe next time, we could do it at my house?"
"It's a date." she grinned with a wink.