Death 22 Toilet seat Alchemist
It was a beautiful day, the sun was shining, the sky was blue and the first ever Amestrian Orbital rocket was de-orbiting the planet. Evidently there was a miscalculation in the density in the ionosphere at the point of entry or something like that, the whole thing was supposed to fall in the Eastern Desert but a few pieces made it to the perimeter of Central city including the seat of a 0G toilet.
At this time, well-renowned state alchemist, Edward Elric was heading back to the hotel where he and his younger brother were currently staying. He had fought with superior once again and was in a pretty foul mood as he strutted down the streets of Central. Stopping by the grand fountain, he sighed. Why is it always me? He really was beginning to think that somewhere up in the heavens, someone was out to get him. [Faith-Why would he think that?] As he moved to get up he noticed the peculiar sight of a red toad on the sidewalk and while totally focused on this he failed to notice the even more peculiar sight of a flame toilet seat barreling towards him. "Hey, what's a frog doing here?
They say that your entire life flashes in front of you the moment before you die, that might be true if you are terminally ill or your parachute doesn't open, but if death sneaks up on you the only thing you have time to think is...
Edward looked up just in time to see the blur coming at him, and his eyes grew wide.
" Awww shit."
Hello again! I've been meaning to have him killed like this for awhile…just because "Dead like me" is one of the best shows ever. So, the next chapter to my Alice in Wonderland crossover has been posted as well as the first chapter to "Hero's Circumstance" I have internet! Yay! So updates should be sooner. I make no promises; after all I still have school and work. Also if you have time check out my one shot "Walk with me" I need feedback. Okay? Love you. Bye bye
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