Crazy trouble with love

Infi and Ash

Series: Pokemon

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-inside Ash's Pokedex-

Inside the circuitry was electrical signals coming and going to fulfill their program. All the while a stray program, one that's foreign to the system, started to stir for its four month inactivity.

'Hmmm, my memory is reactivating.' thought the program as it started to gain a human like appearance. It started gaining a petite body with a light gray dress with hoop like designs and a under shirt of dark blue firmed as similar gray sock like boots, gloves and pair of gray headphones appeared. The program started to become more feminine as a stream of punk, green and yellow hair, tied in two circles on each side, appeared. The woman's yellow eyes opened and looked at her surroundings. 'Processing location….inside a pokedex under occupation of Ash Ketchum.'

The woman hovered on the spot while starting a scan over herself.

'Data corrupted. Previous affiliation deleted. Searching for new user…..user found. Ash now registered master user.' her eyes glowed. 'Beginning system registration for Ash Ketchum.'

The system glowed a bright gray as its program started to change.

-outside-

As the internal systems were being changed, the owner of said Pokedex was relaxing under a tree with his Pikachu.

"Ah, today feels just perfect." sighed the boy.

"Pika." Sighed the electric mouse Pokemon as a beeping sound rang from the Pokedex. "Pi?"

'System rebooting.' Spoke the pokedex while its voice sounded more feminine and calm. 'Hello, I'm Infi. Infinite Neuron Finalization Intelligence program."

"What?" Ash reached down and pulled the device out before opening it to the screen.

"Pikachu, the electric mouse Pokemon. Always looking for cheese, this Pokemon hunts for the perfect cheese and a way to fly to the moon with electric powered rocket ships."

Pikachu and Ash looked confused.

"Fish? Or Cake?"

"I think it's broken." spoke Ash while pressing a few buttons.

"System stable." It said as Dawn's Piplup walked up. "Piplup, the Penguin Pokemon. These bird Pokemon love to swim and feed on Meowth crap. Their Fart Attack can level a skyscraper if given enough time."

Piplup looked at the device with a shocked expression before running away embarrassed while Ash pressed the buttons more rapidly.

"System processing. Ask Stud Ketchum. Age 17. Loves girls with a motherly air. Current status: single." It said with a chirp in its voice.

"It's Ash Ketchum, Ash." he frowned before looking at Pikachu. "Pikachu, think you can give it a little shock?"

"Pikachu. The electric Pokemon. These mice love cheese and Buneary's. When sighting one they kiss and hug until they faint. It's is well known that they are smarter than Meowth's."

Pikachu charged up a little bit before touching his tail against the pokedex.

"System overload….system recharging." It said before it recharged its batteries. "Full charge. Electrical resistance at maximum capacity."

"Hey Ash, everything alright?" asked Dawn seeing the electrical charge.

"Human, the ape Pokemon. These common Pokemon evolved from the ancestors of Slaking. Over time these Pokemon losed all abilities except Aura manipulation and the ability to speak with Pokemon. They breed like Plusles."

"Uh, Ash? Is something wrong with your pokedex?" asked Dawn.

"Ash Stud Ketchum. Age 17. Loves big and small chested women. Status: single." It said again.

Ash blushed and put it in his bag. "Yeah."

-Inside Pokedex-

'Master User Ash seems to dislike the information provided.' The woman said while activating the speaker function of the Pokedex to listen in on their conversation.

"Ash, maybe we can get it checked at the pokemon center." came Brock's voice.

'Better make sure to give the information on him.' "Human, the Ape Pokemon. These Pokemon like to grope female breasts and butts for fun. However only humans with squinty eyes have this trait." She said as a scream of shock came from Dawn's voice.

"Brock I think it just talked about you!"

"What?! Impossible."

'More information required.' She said before saying. "Pervert detection! Nearby pervert in the facilities! Reporting the local authorities."

"What the-Since when could it do that?" spoke Ash in surprise.

The woman smiled before speaking again. "System scanning. Nearby Meowth and humans nearby. Scanning Scanning….Scan complete. Meowth and humans right above Ash Stud Ketchum."

"Say what?" spoke Ash before the sounds of looking up were heard. "Team Rocket!?"

"System processing. Meowth. Level 2. Human female. Level 0. Human male. Level 45. Possible choice of action is to faint the human male first." The program said as three voices yelled in anger and annoyance.

"Hey! I'm more experienced than that!" yelled Meowth.

"Meowth, the scratch Pokemon. This Pokemon feeds on the blood of Pichu's and Wobbuffets. By using their coins found on the forehead, this cat like killer lures their victims into kitty litter boxes where they rip out their stomachs before feasting on their entrails alive. Approach with extreme caution."

"What the hell is with your pokedex?! That's not at all true!" spoke Meowth.

"Meowth, the scratch Pokemon. By using their tails as a propeller this flying cat rains down hair balls on unexpectedly humans. They love eating breasts of humans with long red hair." It said as Jessie started to glare at Meowth in anger. "They also love stealing money while sleepwalking."

"You're not actually believing all that are ya?" spoke the cat pokemon in disbelief.

"Then why does our life savings disappear in the middle of the night!?" Jessie growled before wringing the cat's neck.

"Human, the ape Pokemon. Loud and stubborn this Pokemon species loves blue haired men and will play hard to get to make them love them. Warning: never forget to sleep with one eye next to one. They will breed with them in their sleep."

"W-W-WHAT!?" exclaimed Jessie with a blush and dropped Meowth. "That is a complete lie! What kind of pokedex is that anyway?!"

"Warning. Sexual tension increasing. Proceed to the nearest blue haired man and breed with him." It said as James looked at it in shock and a red face.

"Why would it say all that? Is this some sort of twerpish prank you're trying to pull on us?"

"Human, the ape Pokemon. These Pokemon love red heads and bottle caps. If given the time, they would make a life sized sculpture of the woman they love and masturbate to it."

"That is a complete bullshit lie!" cried out James.

"Update alert. System calling high speed Police force. Arrival in one nanosecond." It said as the sound of sirens came rushing into the area.

"It's the cops! Run!" cried Meowth as the sounds of them running away could be heard.

"Get back here!" Yelled Officer Jenny as the sirens faded away.

-Outside Pokedex-

"Um…..well alright then." spoke Ash.

"Ash Stud Ketchum. Age 17. Loves food and cute girls. Status: single and sad." It said as Ash frowned at the program.

"Alright, I'm getting this fixed now." he frowned as he walked over to the PC and inserted the pokedex into it.

As this occurred the entire Pokecenter started to convert energy from the power supply to the Pokemon transfer system as the Pokedex started to glow a light gray.

"System transfer. Artificial body in ten seconds." It said before it shut down.

"What did it just say?" asked Ash confused.

Buzz buzz.

The Pokemon transfer system started to activate as the picture of a woman moved from the screen to the other end of the machine as electrical sparks shot out in all directions.

Ash and his friends shielded their eyes while trying to understand what was going on.

As the machine continued its strange sequence, data started to come out and solidify before the system exploded into a charred mess.

"System update. Artificial body complete." Spoke a voice from the dust cloud. "Beginning maintenance on body functions."

"Who's there?" called Ash.

As the dust cleared a woman walked over and caused to group to look at her in shock, well Ash mostly. "Body functions complete. Ready to serve Master User Ash."

"Hey! You look familiar." spoke Dawn.

"Observation. You need milk." She said with a smile. "Lots of calcium helps with breast enhancement."

"W-What!?" she cried out with a bright blush.

She then turned to Brock. "Observation. You need a mate. And making said female nervous will only cause them to view you as a pervert."

Brock looked at the ground with a gloomy cloud over his head as she turned to Ash.

"Master User Ash." She bowed. "My names Infi, Infinite Neuron Finalization Intelligence program. How may I be of service?"

"Wait, now I remember! You were on that guy's ship who tried capturing Giratina!"

"...Error. Can not compute. Data corrupted." She said while rubbing her head. "System overload."

"Wait, were the one who kept saying all that stuff?" asked Dawn.

"Correct." She said. "Was it to your specifications?"

"Uh….maybe might wanna adjust your data." she sweatdrop.

"Explain reason."

"For starters, you got Ash's name wrong."

"Master User Ash Stud Ketchum." She said in one breath. "Is that correct?"

"Uh, it's just Ash Ketchum." spoke Ash.

"Yes Master User Ash." She bowed. "Any more questions or complaints?"

"Yeah, why was I being called a pervert?" frowned Brock.

"Because my scans revealed a high concentration of hormones when looking at her." Infi said pointing to Dawn. "Thus it makes you a pervert."

Brock blushed while Dawn crossed her arms while sending a glare at him.

"Any more complaints?" She asked before sitting down on a chair next to Ash.

"Well why did you say Pikachu loved cheese? My entire life I've never seen him really eat that much cheese." spoke Ash.

"Most mouse Pokemon love cheese." She said with a smile. "So my observations are correct?"

"Well…..I guess."

"Observation." Infi said. "Master User Ash is exhibiting high amounts of hormones from looking at me."

"W-What!" he cried out with wide eyes and a blush.

"Observation. Master User Ash is getting high amounts of stress in lower region and on cheeks." Infi smiled while Ash started to turn redder than his hat.

"That's not true!"

Infi got up and touched his head. "Temperature rising. Increase amount of sweat. Heart rate above average. You're lying."

"Would you stop that?!"

Infi bowed before moving her hand away. "Yes Master User Ash."

"Uh, so what do we do with her?" Dawn asked Ash.

Ash thought and couldn't think of an idea before Infi hugged him.

"Observation." She smiled. "Master User Ash likes me."

"What!"

"Master User Ash is a stud."she smiled while hugging him tight against her breasts. "System update…..Ash Stud Ketchum. Age 17. Loves maid Infi. Status: Coupled with me."

He looked at her with wide eyes before she kissed his cheek.

"Master User Ash. Emotion. Love activated." She smiled before kissing his lips.

This was too much for him as his eyes rolled into his head and he fainted.

"Observation. Infi Ketchum is here to stay." She smiled before kissing Ash's lips again as the group looked at the two in shock.