Crazy trouble with love
Female Aizen and Ichigo
Series: Bleach
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Ichigo was walking to school while feeling a little bit more refreshed than usual. Especially since for once, his dad didn't try to wake him up with a kick to the head.
"Ichigo-kun!" Orihime called out while running towards him. "How's your day?"
"Pretty good actually, but I think my dad's got a cold or something." he replied as he slowed down to let the girl catch up.
"Or he's just tired of hitting his son?" She asked with a smile. "So want to hang out later?"
"Maybe, hopefully I don't have homework though." he replied as they walked down the street.
As they walked, a part of the street changed from a car covered parking lot to a long hall of white before returning to normal.
As the two reached school, Ichigo spotted Chad and Uryu waiting next to the gate.
"Good day Ichigo." Uryu said with a...smile?
"Uh, yeah it is." replied Ichigo blinking in surprise. "Uh, are you catching a cold?"
"No. Why do you ask?"
"Because first my dad acts weird, and now you're smiling?"
"So?" He asked as Chad...laughed in a booming voice?
"Hahahaha! Uryu's clearly got a nasty cold!" laughed Chad while patting Uryu on the back hard. "I can't help but feel my own throat tickle because of the pollen!"
Ichigo looked at them in confusion as Rukia walked up.
"Hello Ichigo." She said while...wearing a scarf around her neck and mouth. "Having a good day?"
"Uh...yeah." he replied while walking past them. "I'll….talk to you guys later."
"Um Ichigo-kun." Orihime said. "I just need a minute with Uryu-san, Chad-san and Rukia-chan."
"Alright, see ya in class." he waved as he headed inside.
She turned a glared at the three. "Szayelaporro! Yammy! Tia! What are you doing!"
The three stiffened and for a moment flashed into the three Espada before Yammy stepped forward. "But Aizen-sama, we're doing our best. We don't know how his friends act, so we're making our best guest."
"Then WHY are you acting like yourselves! Ichigo's going to suspect something and then god knows what!" She growled before momentarily flashing an image of a mature brown haired woman in soul reaper garbs draped in white, her zanpakuto hanging on her side.
"With all due respect Aizen-sama, why put on a scharade? We could easily end the fool's life without him knowing." spoek Szayelaporro in a cold tone while adjusting his glasses. Only to get his neck grabbed and squeezed tight.
"Are you defying me?" She glared as her voice became colder than a serial killer. "If so then I will kill you while replacing you with another Arrancar."
"G-Gah! N-No Aizen-sama!" he gasped out. "I'll listen! I'll listen!"
She glared before letting him go. "Good, but if you question my methods again I will kill you without a second thought." she turned to Tia. "As for you Tia, you should know my zanpaktou keeps everything hidden, meaning if you wear a scarf when Rukia doesn't, that will clearly show you're not acting like her."
"But I feel exposed without it." She said looking away.
Aizen smiled and walked over before putting a hand on her shoulder. "That sounds like you're going against my orders too. Should I start giving you a hands on experience to those that disobey me?"
"N-No Aizen-sama! I would never!" She gulped in fear.
"Then from now on, don't wear the scarf when he thinks it's summer, and try to act indifferent. Really the personality is down right, but if you don't learn to walk around without the scarf, he'll know you're not Rukia."
"Ai." She nodded before taking off the scarf. "Um….if you don't mind me asking. Why is the boy here?"
Aizen smiled innocently. "Isn't it obvious? With him here and oblivious to the war, we can make it easier to claim victory while one of their best fighter gives up without even knowing it."
"Or is it because you like him?" Yammy grinned.
Aizen kept her smile before reaching out and twisting Yammy's arm behind his back.
"GAH!" He screamed in pain as he felt some bones break.
"Remember this, Chad is known to be quiet and calm headed. Not a loud laughing idiot." she smiled wider. "So learn to drop the smile and laugh or I'll drop your arm off from your body."
"Y-Yes Aizen-sama!" He cried out in pain.
She let go of the arm and turned to Szayelaporro who grew nervous. "And as for Uryu, he is known to be the opposite of Ichigo. Rivals in a way. He doesn't act like Ichigo's friend or smile like that, if ever. He prefers to be diligent and calm while occasionally ticking Ichigo off. So, what are you going to do next time you see him?"
"Act?" They said in unison.
"Yes, and if you see me smile like this." she pointed to her smiling face. "It means you better fix up your act, or I'll personally find new Arrancar to play these parts, and make each of you suffer for the next century."
"Yes." They nodded before Yammy asked a stupid question. "Um…..are you in love with the brat?"
Her smile twitched before Yammy was sent flying with a kick and crashed into the school gate.
"Ow."
"Anything else?"
"...are you fixated on him?" Asked Szayelaporro. This got him a punch to the chest and fell on his face while gasping for air from the force.
"Anything to add Tia?"
"N-No Aizen-sama." She gulped. 'Scary!'
"Good." she smiled and skipped to the school. "Don't wait too long Rukia-san!"
"...she loves him." She muttered to herself before walking it to the school.
-later-
Ichigo was relaxing on the roof of the school, currently eating his lunch.
"Ichigo-kun." Orihime smiled while walking towards him. "Want some company?"
"Sure, it wouldn't hurt."
She smiled before sitting next to him and laid her head against his shoulder. "You're really warm Ichigo-kun."
Ichigo looked at her surprised, but didn't make her move and kept eating lunch while finding the position comfy.
"Ichigo-kun." She smiled. "How was class?"
"Eh, boring as usual."
"Oh, so…." She smiled while rubbing her head against Ichigo's shoulder. "Want to go to an arcade?"
"You mean, like a date?"
She nodded. "If you want Ichigo-kun?"
He blushed and was surprised, but not put off at the idea. "Well, I wouldn't mind."
"Thank you," She smiled before her image faded for a bit before returning to normal. "Ichigo-kun."
He blinked and rubbed his eyes. 'What was that? Was I imagining someone else there?'
"Kiss me." Orihime smiled. "Please~?"
"W-W-What?" he blushed bright red at the request.
"Please kiss me." She smiled while moving her head close to Ichigo's face. "I've wanted to kiss you for a long time."
He gulped at the request. "Y-You sure? I mean we haven't even gone on the date yet."
She pouted. "Please~?" 'He he he. Do it Ichigo.'
'Well….maybe once wouldn't hurt.' he thought gulping before tilting her face and leaning down before pressing his lips against hers.
This was when Orihime's face changed into Aizen's face for a second before returning to normal. Luckily for her Ichigo closed his eyes before they even made contact so he didn't notice anything.
"Ichigo-kun," she smiled. "I love you a lot." 'So VERY much~'
He blushed brighter as she grabbed his cheeks and pressed their lips together again while she put more passion into it.
That was when Rukia came walking in. "Orihime-chan. Chad-san and Renji-san are fighting!"
The two of them broke the kiss with Ichigo looking surprised while 'Orihime' frowned.
"Why is that Rukia?" She said with a familiar smile. 'They're dead!'
"I-I'm not sure." spoke 'Rukia' with a gulp.
"Then show us Rukia-chan." She grinned. 'So I can cut them for ruining my time with Ichigo-kun!'
Rukia lead the way down to the front of the school where they saw 'Chad' get knocked on his back by 'Renji'.
"Trash." Renji frowned while Clad got up and ran at him. Only to get punched in the face. "Weak."
"Oi Renji! What's your deal?" asked Ichigo walking over with a frown.
"Chad tried to punch me. I was only defending myself." He said before seeing Orihime's glare. 'Crap!'
Ichigo shook his head while helping Chad back on his feet. "You alright?"
"I'm fine." He said before gulping at seeing his leader's smile. 'Shit!'
'Oh I'm going to have fun showing them what happens when you interrupt my private time with Ichigo.' She thought before turning to Ichigo. "Ichigo-kun, can I talk to Chad-san and Renji-san alone?"
"Why?"
"I just want to ask why they were fighting." She smiled as the two boys in question shivered in fear. 'And punish them too.'
"Well….alright."
Orihime smiled as Ichigo walked away before glaring at the two. "Chad! Ulquiorra! What the hell were you doing?!"
"I was practicing my act when this guy bumped into me and said I should just quit since I couldn't memorize lines to save my life." frowned Yammy pointing to Ulquiorra.
"Is this true?" She grinned while the two shivered in fear at the aura exerted. "Or is there another reason~?"
"Uh...yes." spoke Ulquiorra sweating nervously.
Kabow!
"You idiot!" She yelled while giving Ulquiorra a black eye. "Are you trying to make Ichigo realize the reality I made?!"
The Espada shook his head in fear.
"Then why did you say that and start a fight with the 10th Espada?" she asked while walking closer with a smile. "Tell me or I will cut your head off~"
"I...I….I just thought he'd mess it up even if I didn't say anything."
"Well you messed up big time." She glared before giving him another black eye. "Renji is supposed to be the rough and stubborn fighter, not a emo with a lack of emotion."
Ulquiorra gulped and nodded fearfully.
"Now," she grinned. "I'm going to go on a date, if either of you start causing trouble. I will kill you and use your skin as boots."
"G-Got it Aizen-sama!"
She frowned. "Watch what you say when Ichigo is nearby. As far as he knows, I'm Orihime."
"Ok. Wait," Yammy said. "You're going on a date with him….wow you are in love with him! Ha ha ha-" he was cut off while letting out a gasp as Aizen had slammed her fist into his stomach.
"Be quiet." She grinned while looking at the fourth Espada. "Anything else?"
"...you're in love with trash?"
Wrong move as he was punched right into the ground as his head became trapped in a head sized hole.
She turned to Tia with a smile. "Keep them in line, or kill them. As long as it's away from Ichigo-kun, I don't care."
"Ai Aizen-sama," she bowed before asking. "Um...could I be the best lady at your wedding?"
"If you do a good job." she smiled before walking away.
-later that 'day'-
"Ichigo-kun." She smiled while holding Ichigo's arm against her breasts. "Thank you for the date~"
"Heh, n-no problem." he blushed with his arm beside her breasts.
"If you want," she smiled. "We can make out a bit before taking me home~" 'Yep just take it slowly then he's mine~'
"Uh…..well…..if you want." he got out bashfully with a brighter blush.
"Then kiss me~" she purred while puckering her lips.
'Man, who knew me and Orihime would be doing this.' he thought before leaning forward and pressing their lips together.
'Perfect~' she grinned while they started to make out in the middle of the street. Well it would have been better if Uryu hadn't ran into them while being chased by Chad. This lead to the four being piled on top of one another. "Ow...Chad-san? Uryu-san? What are you doing here?" She grinned making them shiver in fear.
"Uh…...Uryu-san forgot some change and I was returning it." spoke Chad nervously.
"Oh?" She smiled before turning to 'Uryu'. "So that's what actually happened Uryu-san?"
'Uryu' gulped and nodded.
Orihime smiled before they got off the couple, only to blush as the crash ripped her shirt revealing her breasts. 'Oh they are dead!'
"Uh, we'll just leave you alone for your date." spoke Uryu as he and Chad quickly ran away.
"...Ichigo-kun?" She said while turning to him, breasts still hanging loose. "Are you ok?"
"Ah…..ah…." he spoke with a bright blush and nosebleed seeing her bare breasts.
'He likes it~' she thought before covering her breasts. "Oh sorry Ichigo-kun." 'Not~'
"N...No it's alright." he waved while looking away. "I shouldn't be staring."
"But I'm your girlfriend." She pouted as Ichigo looked at her in shock. 'And maybe wife later on.'
"B-But don't you think showing that much is a little...soon?"
"So you don't think my confession was true?" She pouted cutely. 'He he~'
"I'm not saying that, I just don't want us to rush this." he spoke quickly.
"I know," she giggled. "I'm taking it slow anyway~"
He blushed and looked away embarrassed.
Orihime smiled before hugging him. "I love you so much Ichigo-kun~" 'So much~'
He blushed feeling her bare chest rub against his chest.
'I'm going to enjoy this~' she thought as the sun set and the stars came out. 'So much, my Ichigo-kun~'