Crazy trouble with love

Mimi and Allen

Series: D. Grayman

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-China, unknown location-

In a bamboo forest, the sounds of rage and annoyance rang out into the night.

"Stupid Exorcists! They had to fight me and Lulu-sama!" Yelled a girl with light blue hair with pigtails, pale skin, red eyes, a pair of pointed ears and wearing a maid's uniform as she waved a pair of large iron fans in the air in anger causing a mini windstorm. "When I get my hands on them!"

This woman as many could tell was not your average woman. She was a level two Akuma named Mimi. And...she just escaped death at the hands of Allen Walker, through the use of a wind clone. That and she was also pissed off for another reason.

"Why did you abandon me Lulu-sama!?" She yelled in rage. "I served you for many years and this is the thanks I get?!" she growled while cutting several bamboo shoots down with her fans.

As she started to create a massive storm, she saw fire in the distance. "Hmm? What the….who! Those exorcists!" she relaxed the storm and started making her way towards the fire.

-with Allen, Lavi, Lenalee and Krory's group-

"Hey Allen." Lenalee asked Allen. "Are you ok? That fight was difficult especially fighting that metal dragon Akuma."

"Yeah, I'm alright." he reassured her.

"Even if you got blasted by hurricane winds?" Lavi said while Krory tried to cook a lizard and failing to get it on the stick.

Allen nodded while absentmindedly staring at the fire.

"So, want to tell stories?" Lenalee asked as Mimi appeared behind a few bamboo plants.

'Now just wait until they fall asleep and then I will kill them.' She thought with a grin.

"Nah, I don't really have anything good to tell." spoke Allen.

"Aw c'mon!" Levi grinned. "You must have a good story to tell."

"Nope, sorry."

"Please?" Both Lavi and Lenalee said with a grin. "Just one story?"

Allen looked at both their eager faces before sighing. "Alright, I might have something."

"Then tell us." Lavi grinned.

"Be warned, it's not pretty."

"I can take it!" Lavi laughed as Mimi looked on with interest from the bamboo woods.

'I wonder what this story is?' Mimi thought as Allen began his tale.

"It all began with a little boy who was all alone in this world because people thought he was a freak."

"Why?" Everyone asked while Mimi listened on with a confused look.

'A freak? Strange.'

"He was all alone because when people saw his hand, they wanted nothing to do with him."

"How can an arm make people so….disgusted?" Lenalee asked. "I mean it's just an arm right?"

"Well, when it has Innocence in it, not many see it that way." he held his left arm up.

'It's about him?' Mimi thought with wide eyes as Allen continued his tale. 'Holy Akuma!'

"So for a while the boy didn't have anyone, until he met a clown."

"A clown?" Lavi said while thinking of a very scary looking Akuma clown. 'Why those things?'

"At first the boy didn't want anything to do with the clown cause he was use to it. He was use to being alone, being treated like a freak, and not having any family."

All of them looked sad at that notion.

"But, after some time, the boy started to open up to the clown."

"And what happened next? Did the clown teach the boy some tricks?" Krory asked.

"Oh sure. The boy learned how to make people smile and laugh as he and the clown went from town to town."

'How...interesting.' Mimi thought before Allen's expression changed to a downcasted look.

"But it eventually came to an end when the clown died, leaving the boy all alone."

The flames flickered low as everyone looked sad about the clown dying.

"But is their a happy ending?" Lenalee asked hoping that there was a good end to this tale.

"Sadly, no." he shook his head. "Then while the boy was crying for the clown's death, he met someone. A tall fellow with a top hat and smile."

'The Earl!' Mimi thought in shock. 'He met the Earl!?'

"The man asked the boy 'Would you like to see the clown again?' well the boy replied 'Yes!'." Allen clenched his hands.

"So did the clown return to life?" Lavi asked nervously as Allen's face turned into a expression of grief and anger.

"No, the boy made a mistake and brought the blown back as a monster. As something that was worst than death."

Mimi shivered as she remembered how she was brought back to life and forced to kill her former best friend. 'So you brought him back as an Akuma….like my friend did so long ago.'

"As for the boy? He was cursed by the clown and….killed him with his own hand." spoke Allen with a sob.

"Allen?" Lenalee said while moving over to comfort him. "Was that boy...you?"

He gripped his hands and just nodded with tears going down his cheeks.

"Allen." She said rubbing his back as Mimi looked on in shock, sadness and...sympathy.

'Exorcist...no, Allen. You're like me. Both cursed in our own way.' She thought as Lavi tried to lighten the mood.

"Well don't look down man, check out this cool trick!" Lavi picked up the salamander on the stick and popped it in his mouth while pulling the stick out. "Ta da!"

"...what?" Allen said in confusion.

Lavi blinked as his face turned red from the heat and he cried out before running around with flames coming out of his mouth.

As everyone laughed, Lenalee thought she heard a fit of laughter coming from the bamboo plants.

"What was that?"

'Crap!' Mimi thought while closing her mouth shut. 'I should have kept my mouth shut!'

"What was what?" asked Krory.

"Maybe a panda?" Allen said looking around. "Or maybe a tiger? Maybe Lavi's imaginary girlfriend?" He chuckled at the last bit.

Lavi sent him a glare while fanning his mouth as Lenalee walked towards the bamboo.

'Crap!' Mimi thought before getting an idea. "GAO!"

"Woah!" Lenalee jumped back. "I think we better leave them alone for the night."

"Agreed." Allen said while trying to not think of the possibility of a mad tiger attacking them. "Let's leave sleeping tigers lie."

'That was close.' Mimi sighed while coughing a bit. 'But next time, I'm going with a Water Buffalo or an Elephant.'

"Well we better get some sleep, it's getting pretty late." spoke Lavi after managing to get his mouth cooled down.

"Sounds good." Lenalee sighed. "But next time, don't go putting hot foods in your mouth Lavi."

"I know I know." he waved off as the four of them laid down to get some rest.

As they fell asleep, with Allen snoring, Mimi thought about the story. "Hmm….maybe instead of killing them, I might gulp...serve these exorcists. Especially Allen-sama. Wait...why did I just say that?"

She looked at said exorcist and started to slowly sneak over.

"Night Allen-sama...why am I still saying- never mind." She said before laying next to him and fell asleep.

(Next morning)

Allen felt himself start to slowly stir from his sleep. Only to smell something cooking as he slowly opened his eyes.

"Morning Allen-sama." Spoke a voice. "You woke up just in time too. I'm almost finished cooking this tiger."

'Allen-sama?' He thought in confusion.

"Allen-sama? Are you still tired?" The voice said again with concern. "Do you need a wash cloth?"

"Um...no thank-" Allen said before jaw dropping as he saw Mimi cooking a tiger on a large fire.

"Ok Allen-sama." She smiled as Lavi, Lenalee, and Krory woke up. "If you need anything just ask."

"AKUMA!" cried out Lavi and Krory before standing up quickly as Lavi's hammer grew in size.

"Wait! I come in peace!" She said shielding her face. "Please don't make my breasts smaller! Oh wait...they are…" She developed a dark cloud over her head. 'Damn it…'

"You're suppose to be destroyed." spoke Lenalee with her boots forming.

"I made a clone for that battle." She gulped. "But Lulu Bell abandoned me."

"Well what's the big idea of showing yourself?" asked Lavi.

"Well," she turned away. "I wanted to kill you four but…."

"In that case." Lavi hefted his hammer up.

"WAIT!" She cried out. "It changed when I heard Allen-sama's story!"

They all blinked as he put his hammer down. 'Did she just add -sama?'

"After Allen-sama told his story it reminded me of my own creation." She frowned. "How my best friend called the Earl and forced me to kill her. She...she had so much to live for and I was just a maid. The princess didn't have to bring me back." She started to sniffle as everyone looked at her in shock and sympathy.

"Uh, guys, what do we do?" Lavi whispered to them.

"No idea...Allen?" Lenalee asked the white haired Exorcist.

"Um….I'm not sure."

Mimi then bowed to him. "Please let be your humble servant Allen-sama."

All of them went wide eyed before the four huddled up.

"What should we do?" Lavi asked. "She's an Akuma and our enemy."

"Not to mention this could be a trick." spoke Krory.

"I don't know." Allen said while looking momentarily at Mimi who was cutting up the tiger into meat. "If she was about to do anything, my eye would have reacted."

"She might be waiting for us to lower our guard."

"Again. She would have attacked before we could activate our Innocence."

"But we can't bring her. Everyone at HQ wouldn't trust her." spoke Lenalee.

Mimi then set the tiger meat next to them. "The foods ready. Please eat up."

"We'll figure something out after we eat." spoke Allen.

"Ok." Lavi sighed before grabbing a piece of meat and burned his mouth again. "GAH!"

"Your really ridiculous!" Mimi laughed. "Just like last night! AHAH!"

He frowned at her while Allen bit into the meat.

"Like it Allen-sama?" She smiled as Allen finished the meat in one gulp. 'Wow. Even Bolic doesn't eat that much!'

"I'm impressed, how'd you manage to cook this while we slept?"

"We I did turn into my second form." She chuckled as Allen gulped remembering the metallic dragon. "Then I just used Lavi's still hot mouth to start the fire." 'Not really but it's for Allen-sama's amusement.'

"Huh?" both spoke confused.

"He ate a flame covered salamander." She sweatdropped. 'Really. They didn't laugh...damn it!'

"Not funny." deadpanned Lavi.

Mimi slumped while looking at Allen. "You thought it was funny? Allen-sama?"

"Uhhhh…"

She pouted cutely. "Is it funny Allen-sama?"

"A little?"

Mimi hugged him. "Thank you Allen-sama!" 'Finally someone likes my joking skills.'

'Odd.' thought Lenalee and Krory while Lavi cooled his mouth off.

"Allen-sama." Mimi asked while letting go of him. "Should I wash your clothes? Or maybe rub your back? File your nails?"

"Uh, no thanks, I'm good." he sweatdropped.

"Yes Allen-sama." She bowed while sitting next to him. And by sitting next to him, I mean REALLY close to him. "If you need me for anything, please let me know."

"Um...ok?" Allen said before Mimi started to fall asleep on his shoulder.

"Zzzzz...Allen-sama~" she snored while smiling in her sleep.

"Allen, now's our chance to leave her." whispered Lavi.

"Maybe." Allen sweatdropped. "But leaving someone while they sleep, even an Akuma, is kind of frowned upon."

"So you want us to just wake her and tell her we're leaving?"

"Remember what happened when she got angry?" Lenalee asked. "She nearly killed us. So if we leave her alone, she might go into a rage and attack us."

"Allen-sama…." Mimi snored before hugging Allen again. "I live to...serve you~"

"See? If I suddenly leave her alone, it might make things worst."

"Right." Lavi sweatdropped while Mimi started to rub Allen's face with her head. "Um...Allen?"

"I noticed." he sweatdropped.

"Allen-sama." She smiled before kissing his cheek as Allen blushed in shock. "I'm yours~"

The others dropped their jaws in utter shock.

"D-Did she just kiss you?" Lenalee said. "How is that possible?"

"Uh, she just puckered her lips and put them against his cheek." deadpanned Lavi.

"Allen-sama~" she smiled before kissing his cheek again. "Serve….zzzz~"

"Reminds me of me and….Eliade." spoke Krory before a gloomy cloud hovered his head.

"What?" Lavi said as Lenalee comforted Krory. "That's unexpected."

"Let's bring her with, at least until we figure out what Nii-san thinks." spoke Lenalee.

"Sounds-" Allen tried to say before Mimi kissed his lips. 'W-W-W-WHAT!?'

The other three stared with dropped jaws as they completely floored.

"Allen-sama~" she smiled before slowly waking up and seeing Allen's red face. "Um...What's the matter Allen-sama?" 'What happened when I was sleeping?'

"N-Nothing Mimi!" he spoke out with fast tone.

"You kissed Allen." Lavi grinned as Mimi started to blush red.

"W-W-W-W-W-WHAT!?" She screamed before covering her red face with her arms.

"Ooooh….Eliade…" muttered Krory sitting on the ground with a gloomy expression.

"Don't worry," Lenalee reassured him. "Eliade is still watching over you in spirit." 'I think?'

"Well we still gotta go, so let's grab our stuff and head out." spoke Lavi.

Mimi shook her head and grabbed their bags and carried them in one hand. "N-No need I can do it for you." 'I can't believe I k-kissed Allen-sama!'

"Well if you want." shrugged Lavi.

"Ok mister fire tongue." She chuckled before walking over to Allen with a blush. "My apologies Allen-sama. I didn't mean to stray from my place as servant."

"N-No, it's fine." he waved off while looking away.

"R-Really?" she asked unsure.

"It's fine." Allen reassured her. "You were asleep at the time."

Mimi gulped. "...still I'm sorry Allen-sama."

"Really it's alright." he replied as they all started heading out.

She blushed before grabbing his arm and pulling him towards her lips.

Chu!

His eyes widened even larger since she just kissed him, again!

"C-Consider it a token of my loyalty, Allen-sama." She blushed while holding his normal hand. 'M-My first and second kiss...in the same day…'

"U-Uh….um….alright."

Mimi smiled as they walked to their destination, all the while Allen was still blushing from the kiss.

'Wow. Maybe this isn't that bad?'

As the group left the area, a figure watched them from behind a tree.

'So another Akuma fell for an Exorcist.' Thought the woman while looking at Krory with a smile. 'I guess Krory is going to get a nice surprise later on.'