Death XXVI Cleaver to the Head
Ed should have known better than to expect his teacher would be happy with him after finding out he was the culprit who put his bright, red, beautiful coat in the wash with all her fine, pristine, white dresses. Yet, he couldn't figure for the life of him why she was so pissed….how was he supposed to know that it would turn the cloths pink? It wasn't he fault! And teacher was a girl anyway, aren't girls supposed to like pink?
Whatever, it was obvious that didn't matter. At the moment, all that did matter was escaping Dublith before she and her arsenal of cutlery caught up to him. He was making good ground now, but he knew that meant nothing when his teacher was involved. After all, she was the one who trained him; she knew all his tricks better than anyone else. "EDWARD ELRIC YOU LITTLE BRAT! WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! YOU"D BETTER HOPE THAT HEAD OF INVESTIGATIONS IN CENTRAL IS GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE THEY"LL BE SEARCHING FOR YOUR PIECES IN XING!"
….and there she was hot on his heels like the hounds of hell….actually he'd probably prefer them and least it would be quick.
Where to hide? Where to hide? Holy shit-
Out of nowhere, a rather large meat cleaver thrown by none other than Izumi Curtis herself, impeded itself deeply into the top of Edwards head just as he was about to dive into a nearby cardboard box for safety. The boy groaned, folding his arms over his chest in a final act of defiance before managing to grumble out a "Just great…" and collapsing to the ground.
Izumi rushed to stand over her fallen pupil a look of half shock, half anger crossing her features. "Idiot." She said, "I thought I taught him better. You never mix reds in with whites."
….What is this? An update? By Faith? No…it couldn't be…she must've have died remember? Because she abandoned all of you wonderful people.
Wrong.
She didn't abandon you.
Not on purpose, it's just she was having some issues at home, then at school, then at work, then home again, then when those issues were all over ffnet was having issues, and she didn't feel like dealing with those issues….but when this site got over with those issues, she started having more issues and…
Why am I talking in third person?
Right, 'cuz I have issuses.
The whole point of this is I back now…so please don't hate me. I posted a new story too and updates for the others are almost done. Would've had this one done sooner but I was loosing the comedic edge until I saw picture drawn by my new friend zutaraknight244 on DA and out come this…I think I'll start updating daily for this again…I'm sorry. Love you.
-Faith.