Scrappily Ever After (formerly titled Percy Gets Cornered)

by eleanorthisby

Upon walking into his apartment one day, Percy unwittingly finds himself by a hyperactive Piper, Reyna and Annabeth. Funny first chapter in which Percy is clueless to how girls function, moving on to include such exploits as The Great Skeleton Dance Party of Freshman Year and cough medecine side-effects. LOL'd while writing, hope you do while reading!

4. The Great Skeleton-

"Tell me," Annabeth said, "about the Great Skeleton Dance Party of Freshman Year."

It was that night. After Annabeth had recovered, a grumpy Nico had washed the glitter Leo forced him into off of him, and Frank turned back into a human, everyone had gone back to Percy and Annabeth's apartment, still shaking with laughter. Now, the lights were low, they'd killed a full bottle of wine, and empty pizza boxes were stacked on the counter. Things were clearly getting deep here.

'Weren't you there?" Nico asked, clearly exasperated.

"No, she was-where was she?" Percy snapped his fingers. "She was in Boston visiting Magnus! Okay that makes sense now."

"I missed it. I never heard the story," Annabeth exclaimed. There was a loud outcry of laughter and disbelief. "Tell me!" She insisted.

10 Reviews if you want to hear about the Great Skeleton Dance Party of Freshman Year. It involves dubstep !