Crazy trouble with love
Female Roy/Roia and Edward
Series: Fullmetal Alchemist
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-Central City, Military Headquarters, Roia's office-
The black haired officer was currently looking over some reports. Her long black hair was starting to annoy her constantly as it was in her face. 'Damn this hair. Maybe I should cut it later this week?'
But before she could be tempted to start cutting it herself, the door to her room opened with Alphonse and Edward walking in.
"But brother that cat was calling me." Alphonse said while holding a orange tabby cat.
"And I keep telling you they can't talk." he deadpanned.
"But-"
"Ahem." The woman coughed getting the brother's attention. "If you're done talking about cats, I would appreciate that report."
"Oh yeah, here it is." Ed walked over and handed her a form.
"Hmmmm." She said looking at the report with a calculated eye. "So there was a nest of Anti-Alchemist conspirators right on the borders of Central?"
"Yeah, luckily we got them all." smirked Ed.
"I see." She said before putting the report down. "Alphonse. Can you leave us? I need to talk to your brother alone."
"Oh, alright." nodded Alphonse as he turned and left while putting the cat inside his armored body.
As the doors closed, the woman got up and walked towards Ed before standing with her arms crossed over her D cup breasts. "I looked at the report and saw you nearly killed a man for calling you small. Is this true?"
"Yeah." grumbled Ed looking away.
"I'm disappointed in you." She frowned. "You must learn to keep your temper in check especially if you are rather small for your age."
"I'M NOT A SHRIMP!"
"I never said that." She frowned. "And also," she bonked his head, hard. "Don't yell at your superior Edward Elric!"
"Ow!" he cried out while grabbing the spot.
"Now because of this incident I'm afraid that I have to report this to King Bradley." She said while internally smirking.
"What! You can't be serious!"
"I am," she said before giving her famous smirk. "Unless you do something for me."
He frowned with his eyebrow twitching. "Like what?"
"Oh nothing bad. Just taking me on an outing for tonight." She grinned. 'Aka a date.'
"Really? That's it?"
"Yep. But it's not to any restaurant." She internally smirked. "It's a bar in the slums." 'And my aunts'...bar. Ugh.'
"Alright, sure." he shrugged. 'Simple enough.'
"Alright. But come in your best suit." She said while rubbing Ed's head. "I don't want to be the only one dressing fancy tonight."
He grumbled and moved away from her head before leaving the room.
(Later that day)
We find Ed, dressed in a tux with his red jacket on his back, waiting outside the gates. Very impatiently though.
'I bet she's making me wait like this just for a laugh.'
"Edward." Called out Roia. "There you are."
'Bout time.' he thought turning towards her. And went bug eyed as Roia was now in a blue and black dress that revealed every curve of her body.
"Sorry I'm late. But finding a dress is difficult when you only wore it once in your life." 'That and trying to get into it. Did my chest really grow over the last few years?'
"U-Uh, it's fine." 'Holy crap! She looks completely different!'
Roia chuckled at Ed's flustered face. "Now it's courtesy to hold a woman's arm while on an outing."
Ed shook his head and frowned before holding his arm out to her. "You're getting a kick out of this aren't ya?"
"A little." She admitted while locking her arm around his. "But who knows, maybe you might learn to love it?"
"Doubt it." he deadpanned as he started to let her lead the way to the place.
-At the bar-
"So you accidentally transmuted a bed into a sculpture of a cat?" Roia laughed while showing signs of being drunk. "Now that's funny."
"No it's not! Especially when Al started petting it." grumbled Ed with his own face a little red.
"Either way, it's funny. Just like the time I kissed a statue of a dog." Roia giggled slightly. "My parents never let me live it down."
"You did what? I didn't know that's why you never dated!" he laughed out loud.
"This is my first date!" She laughed while giving Ed a noogie. "Even if I once dated a man with an addiction to booze. Ugh he smelled like onions!"
"So your first boyfriend was a dog statue?" he snickered. "You must have been so happy."
"Ya ya." She laughed. "But not as happy as seeing you every time you come to Central City."
He blinked and looked at her confused. "Say what?"
"You heard me. I love when you show up at my office." She grinned. "Even when you're angry I love seeing you talking to me like a person not an officer."
He shook his head and narrowed his eyes. "I think you drank a little too much."
"No~" she said while pouting. "I'm fine. As long as you're here with me, Ed." She then grabbed him and hugged him against her breasts.
His eyes widened at feeling the supple mounds.
"Kiss me." she said as Ed started to blush like mad.
"W-W-What?!"
"I said kiss me Ed." She said while moving his head up against her chest. "Please~"
He gulped and blushed bright red before wrapping his arms around her waist and leaned up.
"Hmm?" Roia smiled while seeing Ed hesitantly moving towards her lips. "Come on now. Am I that gorgeous that you would be so flustered?"
"I'm going I'm going." he huffed before grabbing her face and pressed their lips together.
Roia moaned before moving her tongue across Ed's mouth. This made him stiffen which she took as a chance before pushing her tongue inside.
"Ed," Roia smiled while breaking the kiss. "Let's ditch this place and head to a hotel~"
"Woah there, you sure about that?" he asked hiccuping a little.
"Yes~" she smiled while grabbing his arm and dragged him out of the bar. "Now let's go Ed~"
He pulled away from her and ran over before finishing his drink and then followed her out.
(A bit later)
"Here we are~" Roia grinned as they entered a really fancy hotel room. "Our room for the night."
"Wow, and this is for a night of fun? Damn."
Roia chuckled before slowly taking off her dress. "Your such a cute boy, Ed~"
He blushed and chuckled while staring as she took off her clothing.
"What's so funny?" She giggled as Roia moved herself to the bed, her hips swaying from side to side.
"If anyone said I'd end up here with you naked, I'd ask them if they had one too many drinks."
"Hehe." She laughed before laying on the bed. "Come here Ed~ I want to show you the act of reconstruction in a woman's body."
He grinned and rushed to take his suit and coat off and stood there naked.
"I see your cock is bigger than you." She giggled while Ed felt the jab to his height, again. "I wonder if it will fit inside me~?"
"Damn straight it'll fit."
"Maybe maybe not." She laughed while Ed moved closer to her. "So ready to fuck an older woman?"
"I'm amazed you wanna jump straight to the best part without any foreplay." he smirked while rubbing his tip against her opening.
"Then do it~" she smiled. "I'm not one for foreplay."
"You asked for it." he grabbed her thighs before slowly pushing into her hole.
"Mmm ah!" She moaned while feeling her snatch getting pushed by the large cock. 'So big~'
"Fuck! Nice and tight." he groaned as his cock kept pushing in.
Roia moaned louder before grabbing Ed as her snatch….bled? "Ai! That's hurts Ed!"
He blinked and looked down before his eyes widened. "Shit! I didn't know you were a virgin."
"And you aren't?" She said while frowning at the pain. "I never got fucked until today."
"Well….no I've never fucked anyone." he admitted.
"So," she grinned. "I'm your first?"
"Yeah."
"Well then," Roia chuckled before kissing him on the lip. "I guess I'm going to make you a grown up. Maybe my boyfriend if you fuck me all night long~?"
"Heh, I'll do more than that. I'll make you a drooling mess in the morning." he boasted.
"Oh?" She giggled. "You and your small cock are going to make me a drooling mess?" 'Wait for it~'
"SMALL!?"
"Yep. I doubt your cock can even overflow me with seed it's so tiny." She grinned. 'He's going to fall for it in 3...2….1…-'
"I'll show you small!" he growled before he started to pull back and slammed all the way back inside her.
"AH~" Roia moaned as Ed's cock slammed into her womb as her folds started to tighten around his cock. "Fuck me Ed!"
"Gladly!" he grunted before pulling back and repeatedly slammed back in all the way.
As Ed continued his slamming, Roia felt herself go wild before saying something unexpected. "I love you Ed!"
"W-What?"
"I love you!" She screamed as Ed's cock hit her womb. "I love you since you joined as a State Alchemist!"
His eyes widened and he momentarily stopped thrusting.
"I know it's strange but I love you." She said with a smile. "Even if your small I think you're seven feet tall and a kind, but annoying, boy~"
He growled at the small comment before he resumed thrusting back and forth inside with even more force.
"AH!" She cried out before hugging tighter against Ed's body. "Yes, fuck me. Fuck me until I'm your dog~"
"Well if I'm a dog of the military, then that makes you my bitch." he grinned.
"Yes," she said with a giant smile as Ed thrusted even faster against her tight snatch. "I'm your bitch, your bitch of a girlfriend!"
"Then make sure to take in every inch!" he grunted.
Roia felt Ed's cock starting to twitch. "Yes, release your semen all over my womb Ed~"
He groaned and thrusted several more times before his sperm went unloaded inside her.
Roia cried in pleasure as the sperm entered her womb. "Yes! Fill me with your seeds~"
He reached down and squeezed her chest while staying inside.
"Mmm~ Ready for round two Ed~?" she smiled as she felt Ed's cock getting bigger in her folds.
"I said I was gonna fuck you till morning, and I'm gonna do it."
"Let's see then~" she smiled with a grin.
(Next morning)
Ed slowly woke up to the heartbeat of a sleeping Roia, who was covered in his sperm, as he felt his head having a massive headache from last nights activities.
'Holy shit….I can't believe we actually fucked.'
"Mmmm what happened?" Roia moaned as she moved slowly away. "Ed….What the?!" 'What happened last night!?'
"Uh, hi." he greeted awkwardly.
"Ed." She uncharacteristically blushed. "What happened last night? All I remember is drinking too much at the bar."
"Well….we kinda got drunk…."
"And?" She said with a glare. "Anything else Edward?"
"I don't think anything else can be said for…." he gestured to their naked bodies.
Roia blushed red before asking a very surprising question. "Did I say anything out of the ordinary?" 'I hope not.'
"Uh….well…..a confession…..from you."
"...oh." She blushed before grabbing him by the hand. "If I did say such a confession, isn't it a man's duty to take responsibility of their actions?"
"Uh…...no?"
Roia glared at him. "Either you take responsibility and become my boyfriend or I will personally ignite your dick into ashes."
He paled at seeing her pull out her gloves from her dress and start putting them on.
"Now what's your answer?" She frowned while getting ready to snap her fingers on the ignition cloth. 'Hopefully yes.'
"Uh, sure sure!" he spoke out in fear.
Roia let go of the snap. "Good choice," she smiled before kissing him. "Ed~"
'Oh boy, this is gonna be hard to tell Al.'
-Two weeks later-
Ed was reading some books on Alchemy in the Military library while 'not' thinking about Roia in a mini skirt. Keyword: 'Not'.
'Damn it man! Focus!'
"Ed!" Roia called out while opening the door, wearing her usual uniform….well except one thing.
She was wearing a REALLY small mini skirt.
'Oh come on!' he thought with a blush as she walked over.
"How's your search for the Philosopher's stone going?" She asked while placing her breasts on top of his head.
"F..F...Fine."
"So you don't need any help?" Roia asked while moving her breasts a bit on his head. "Even from your girlfriend?"
He blushed and got a nosebleed from the moving.
'How cute~' she grinned before whispering something. "Let's have some fun tonight at my place Ed~"
That made him go wide eyed while trying to stop the blood flow.
"And I'll wear that maid outfit for a week if you plow me for an entire day."
"...I'll see ya there."
Roia smiled before kissing his lips. "Same here Ed~" she then walked seductively out of the room as Ed blushed crimson red.
'Then again, a break from research wouldn't hurt.'
He then realized that something was on his shoulder as he picked up….a pair of pink panties. Bad timing too as Alphonse walked in.
"Brother! Why do you have those?" cried out his brother.
"Um wha?" Ed said while trying to hid the panies behind his back as Riza walked in and saw the flash of pink.
"Isn't that Colonel Roia's panties?"
"No!"
"Yes they are." Riza frowned. "Now tell me why you have them or," she pulled out her gun. "I will shoot you."
Ed threw his book at her before running up and bolting away from them.
"Get back here!" Riza started to shoot at Ed as Alphonse ran after her in concern for his brother's life.
'Not good!' Ed thought as he ran as fast as he could as the camera panned away and turned black.