Death XXVIII ATTACK OF THE KILLER TWINKIES!
Edward Elric never thought he'd die this way.
Oh, he always knew he'd die young. It was just something that was bound to happen eventually, what with his being in the military, fighting undead monsters and overall disregard for his own safety…
Yes, death always seemed in inevitable in one way or another.
Yet, in all his paranoid delusions of deaths in the deep depths of war, or at the hands of his greatest foes…dying at the hands of several, mutated killer sugar snacks…never crossed his mind.
But there he was tied to a pole like some sort of carnal sacrifice and glaring down into the feral eyes of one pissed off Giant Twinkie.
What was the world coming too?
He could not battle these foes and braced himself as a strawberry filled pastry raise his sliver spear and prepared to run him throu-
"Wait! Wait! Hold on here a minute!" Edward screamed, slamming his automail hand down onto the computer desk, where a very sleep deprived Faith was currently attempting to update her stories, finish some art commissions and pointedly ignore the jerk that sat behind her in her early afternoon graphics class. The girl looked up slowly into the fierce golden eyes, blinking back sleepy tears and a yawn. "Eh? Oh…hi, Ed. What are you doing here?" She looked around at her other classmates, deeply tuned into their own procrastination and wondered idly if any of them could see the enraged alchemist too. "I'm here asking what the hell this is." Ed answered, pointing vigorously at Faith's laptop. "Twinkies? Really? Is that the best you can do? I mean if I'm going to die again, for the thousandth time. Can't you at least think of something better?" He said, slapping the girl over the side of the head and causing real tears to pour down her face as she turned wide eyes up at him. "I-i…I'm sorry!" She wailed, grasping the front of his shirt. "I…I couldn't think of anything else for the comedy chapter… *sniff* I'm just not a humor person and my…my baby brother…he…requested that I kill you with killer twinkies and I'm so tired and I love writing but I want to hurry and write the angsty chappies next and I hate school and jerks and stupid dead laptop batteries and crashed cars and friends that don't love me! And I want to go HOME!"
The alchemist blinked, gently prying the sobbing girl from his shirt and patting her head awkwardly. "Geeze…I didn't mean to make you cry." He sighed, pointing to the screen. "C'mon, let's get this over with, but next time, please think of something a little more…uh…dignified."Faith nodded, turning back to her laptop. "Oh...and get some more sleep."
He could not battle these foes and braced himself as a strawberry filled pastry raise his sliver spear and prepared to run him through. "Die, Alchemist."
So that was how the Fullmetal Alchemist really died, cursing the gods he didn't believe in, the scientists that had the bright idea to cross chimera's with pastry's and his sadistic, sleep deprived author.
So…yeah, I'm sorry I know I said I'd try to update every day, but I was in an accident awhile ago and had some…other issues.
Anyways, this is dedicated to my precious little brother Al, who is stepping up from the 8th grade this year and STILL ON THE A HONOR ROLE!
I couldn't be prouder and next chappie's gonna be awesome. :3 It has Riza in it.
I have a few announcements too. I'm going to go back into these chapters and change the format as well as fix some grammar/spelling errors. Also, I'm planning to make a doushin of my most popular chapters of this story so if you would like to see and particular chapter as a comic, please review or send a message too me.
Well, that's all for now!
See you next chapter~ *salute*
-Faith out-
PS. For those of you who are waiting for special guest killings don't worry, that chapter will be released on our 50th chapter anniversary special!