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Death XXX

Roy Mustang was enjoying an unusually peaceful and quiet day at work, reclining in his office chair whilst gazing out the window with a bored expression. Today had been so uneventful in Central Command it was almost unnerving, no psychopaths destroying the city, or monsters on the loose…hell there hadn't even been that much paperwork… but he wasn't going to be the one to complain. After all as stimulating as average days were usually in Central, he wasn't above enjoying some actual normal time for once. However, as you readers all know, things were about to get strange again.

Very strange…and very quickly.

Suddenly, the door to Roy's office slammed open with a loud crash and the General sighed deeply, it was all too good to be true, turning to face the intruder. He had expected to see his young, hot tempered, short subordinate but instead was surprised to see a familiar young woman, [almost equally short], dressed in black from head to toe, standing with one hand in her pocket and the other on her hip, before him. She grinned.

"Hello, Amestris! I'm back and I brought CHEESEPUFFS!"

Roy fell from his seat when a rather large bag of cheesy snacks flew at top speed into his head. He groaned loudly, removing the offending object and glaring across the room. "Miss Altoire! What is the meaning of—"

The door [which somehow ended up locked again] slammed open once more, knocked completely off its hinges, this time revealing a very p'oed Fullmetal Alchemist followed by a rather flustered looking Alphonse. Edward stomped up to the desk and jabbed a finger at Faith. "No. No. No. NO." He said through gritted teeth, extenuating each word with a poke to the woman's chest. "Hell no! You leave us for months! Forget us! Abandon us! And now you think you can waltz in here, all happy go lucky with two fucking updates and cheese puffs, and expect everyone to rejoice?" The author blinked, backing away slightly from the strange Alchemist and popping a cheese puff into her mouth before nodding. "Uh-huh." She swallowed, "Pretty much, ready to die now?"

"NO! I wasn't ready to die when you started this crap! Then you leave us for this!" The boy tossed a book unto Roy's [who had been trying to process the whole scene before him, with a face of tired amusement] desk in a huff without any of his normal care for the paper bound wonders. The General picked up the item warily and glanced at the cover. It was brightly colored, with swirls of dizzying rainbows and clouds, smiling up at him were three happy faces [or more like one happy face, one embarrassed and the other flustered] doodled haphazardly onto its surface under a large title.

"…Hetalia- axis powers?" He read out loud, looking up at the woman who had the gull to look sheepish. "What's this?"

Faith twirled a strand of hair in her finger and sighed. "It's…an obsession." She said resignedly, glaring at Edward who wore a smug look. "But I swear! I didn't replace you with it! I didn't even really want to watch it! But my Nii-san forced me too! And it was so cool and I couldn't stop, so I forgot to write! But I'm back now and FORGIVE ME!" The girl turned to Alphonse and hugged him. "I still love you! All of you! And I'm updating! But I can love others too, right? I mean there was TRC before you guys and Fruits basket! Why not Hetalia! Sure, it's different than others I've obsessed over but-"Edward pulled her away from his brother [who was slightly suffocating] and sighed. "Yeah, tell it to the judge lady. You ditched us because you fell in love with some flat, over-done, badly drawn Tsundere, who can't hold a candle to u—"

A shot rang out from behind the young alchemist and he collapsed, face-first to the floor, a small pool of blood surrounding him "Nii-san!" Alphonse cried, while the other specters turned to see the newcomer that stood by the entrance [Not at all concerned for the boy]. He was slightly taller than Alphonse but still shorter than Roy, with grayish-blonde hair and piercing sea- green eyes. His eyebrows were the most prominent thing on his face, or would be if the two weren't focused on the almost sadistic scowl that was pulled onto his lips. "Arthur!" Faith called, running up to hug the man, who returned it awkwardly with one arm, the other holding the still smoking gun."I apologize for my tardiness, love." Arthur spoke, eyes narrowing. "Did I shoot the right one?" The woman smiled widely and poked his cheek, playfully enter twining their hands. "Yep!" She turned to the General. "Roy, this is Arthur! He's the reason I stayed with Hetalia for so long! But I really am back to you guys. I missed it really there is just so much story here in Amestris, it's like... my home. But I thought I should introduce you two."

Faith's grin grew wide and malicious. "After all, when I'm finished with Edward, I'm going to have my fun with Artie over here~" The green-eyed man raised an eyebrow. "What does that mean?" But he didn't receive an answer right away, just a kiss and a smile. "Oh…just that everyone knows that I have a special way of treating the ones I love…goodbye Roy, Alphonse, see you soon!" And with that the girl left, dragging a still confused Arthur behind her. Roy sighed, watching as Alphonse frantically began to gather his brother. So much for a peaceful day, he thought getting up to place a few calls. He then smiled to himself.

"I feel really sorry for that guy."

Hiya peeps! Miss me? Okay…maybe not… but I really am sorry, I had school and work and other issues and I really did get sidetracked with the whole Hetalia thing. My brother thought I need something new to watch so he recommend it…then I asked my friends on DA and they all said it was cool too so….and then…well, despite the fact that it's mainly about history [I love history] the characters are so cool and Arthur [for those of you who have never seen Hetalia, it's basically a parody show following the personifications of all the countries of the world, mainly the axis and allies powers of WWII but it bounces back and forth through time frames. It primarily pokes fun at history and stereotypes with these characters but it has a lot of serious/angsty qualities too which makes me adore it] who is the personification of the UK [mainly England or Britain as they call him in the American version] is the main reason I've stuck with this show [I also love USA, not just cause I'm American but because he's cute, Canada, Russia and Japan, as well as many others but Arties my fav] I guess it's because out of all the countries I've ever been too England is my favorite [and it isn't because I met my sort of boyfriend of 5 years there, but then again that may be the reason I think Artie is so cute~] In a contest I've entered my OC Faith [mind you not the Faith that appears in this story because that's me an altered Faith] one of things I had to do was pair her off with a canon character and well…Artie was all I could think of.

So, yeah, rambling much? I'm glad to be back~ Thank the reviewer who calls themselves Fireena for they're many, many reviews while I was gone geeze it made me so happy. More [and better quality] chapters coming soon.

I'll try my best to update atleast once a week, so don't worry~

Also, if you have a DA account and an OC that's often paired with a canon character check out my group up there called "My Cannon Lover" [Note: Yes, I know canon is misspelled but that's the permanent title for it sorry]

Okay~

Ja'ne my peoples!