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Character Profiles!

Current Contestants:

Bowser: Bowser is a jerk, simply put. He is easily angered and has no patience, and is also a little on the slow side. No one really likes him, but they put up with him since he's not as harmful as he likes to believe he is. But, he is probably the strongest person physically on the island! Despite his many shortcomings, he has a lot of ambitions, as revealed to Link secretly. He is on a quest to make something of his life, and claim Peach for his own! He also tends to try and quit the contest a lot, but ends up unsuccessful. Although he dislikes everyone currently in the game, If he had to choose who he hated most, he's choose Luigi and Fawful hands (or claws) down. He did end up in an alliance with these two, much to his dismay. Then he betrayed then both. Then he betrayed Samus. Bowser likes betrayals. His back was fixed by Meta Knight, allowing him to stand upright and become stronger, faster, and more intellectual. Is Bowser truly a threat now!?

Capt. Falcon: Falcon Pawnch! That's the sound of Falcon performing his signature fighting move. He is an optimistic fighter who loves challenges, which is the reason he joined the competition in the first place! Everything is exiting to him, and he'll do absolutely anything. Falcon isn't the most popular guy on the island though because he always bothered people to challenge him, and he's also way too competitive. Falcon does enjoy everyone's company though, and usually means well. But sometimes, he doesn't realize just how "in your face" he can be. His best pal was Funky, who was eliminated by a scheming Daroach. Ever since E. Gadd's mansion was sent to the island, he has stayed in the weight room section nearly always. He is with Meta Knight and Samus in the "Tacticians" alliance, assigned as Meta Knight's "dummy". Is there more to Falcon than meets the eye though? Falcon has recently learned to turn his losses into learning experience to win "the final war", aka the final challenge. Will he prevail?

Meta Knight: He is a silent warrior who is small in statue, but makes up for it by his swordskills. In the beginning, he was a social outcast and only hung around Ganondorf. He has opened up a little since then, but not by much. One weakness about Meta Knight is his lack of trust in people, and this usually costs him in the end. But he is smart, calculating, and works efficiently. He claims to speak only when needed and hates to waste words. He also have absolutely no sense of direction and constantly gets lost. He could really use a map! He is usually emoitonally balanced and neutral, until he remembers the name Kirby. He is currently in an alliance with Samus and Falcon called the "Tacticians". That is, until Samus tried to blindside him, which backfired and eliminated Luigi instead. Rosalina is bound to get him talking more. Will it work?

Eliminated Contestants:

Roy: Well... Roy had some bad luck being voted out numero uno. How will people ever know of the awesome power of teh phires now?. Roy was out 1st. Pity. He also tried out for host but didn't receive a single vote. Pity again. All the data that could be collected from Roy during his short stay is that he was extremely excited for this contest, rivaling Falcon's level of enthusiasm.

Falco: He is a cocky know it all who is the biggest showoff in the game. He tends to always try to outdo Fox, like the way Goroh always tries to outdo Falcon, but never succeeds. Falco is also a victim, because people at first didn't trust him due to some silly assumptions, which got him voted out, much to his shock. He then came back for a short time on his Arwing after Fox shot his reflector at it. Falco then finally...kinda earned the other members of his team's trust, and he got to participate an another challenge, which he did rather well in. This didn't matter though, as he was kicked off the island by Stanley again right after the challenge. Falco was voted out a horrid 2nd in the competition, placing 26th. That doesn't stop him from constantly visiting though, even helping the All Stars get back their weapons!

Jigglypuff: This not well known pink puffball was not exactly a team player. All Jigglypuff did was sleep, sleep, and sleep. Although she was rather adorable, she also has some very wicked power which put all the campers into fear of her.. This is because of her amazing move called rest, which they all witnessed blowing a giant fish out of the water, and was never seen again after they voted her out. Jigglypuff was eliminated 3rd, placing 25th in the competition, she should audition for Smash Idol! Another habit she has, but hasn't been seen, is her knack for drawing on people's faces when they are asleep... with permanent marker. Jigglypuff is a menace!

Ganondorf: Ganondorf is a loner with a temper problem. That's enough to describe him already. He doesn't work with anyone, and only Meta Knight hung around him in the beggining. Ganondorf almost never laughs or cheers, except when someone is hurt. Whenever anyone trys to talk to him, he usually charges up his Warlock Punch without saying a word. Zelda absoultly despises him, and so does everyone else. He was one of the most despised characters in the competition. They usually teased him behind his back about him never using his sword, he only examines it. Eventually, he was voted out 4th. Ganondorf placed a pathetic 24th in the competition. He has still tried to come back and destroy the competition at times, though!

Mewtwo: Mewtwo is another silent guy, but when he speaks, he speaks with telepathy, which creeps out some people. Then he tends to ramble to himself in his head... boy he was a threat, both intellect and strength wise. He placed 23rd, being ousted 5th due to him accidentally breaking a rule in the competition by distrupting the flow of a challenge. Poor guy! Recently, he has become a Pokemon researcher, and sports a nice monacle.

DK Junior: DK Junior is a clueless, forgotten little monkey. He's almost always clueless of what's going on except when banana's are present, then he goes crazy. He was sent instead of DK because he didn't feel like going. DK Junior isn't a very big character and is often looking for food. DK Junior obsession with bananas can be so great sometimes, that it cost him his position in the game. When Xanabanana showed Fox and DK Junior the banana stash, DK Junior shoved Fox away, and devoured all the bananas within minutes. DK Junior placed 22th, being voted out 6th just before Mega Man.

Mega Man: Mega Man is a courageous little blue suited warrior. He has all the qualities needed for this competition, but also has one major flaw: His suit malfuntions every time he tries to use it. Mega Man's suit started malfuntioning ever since he got struck by lighting. This is very bad, as the material the suit is made out of attracted lightning, yet the suit wasn't lighting proof itself. He also liked to say "Man" a lot. Eventually, everyone caught on to his malfuntioning suit and voted him out. Mega Man placed 21th for being voted out 7th along with DK Junior.

Sonic: Sonic's the name, speed my game! Sonic tends to say this very often, despite everyone already knowing this. Sonic is indeed the fastest hedgehog alive, and the fastest character on the island. He lacks a little strength, but his speed more than makes up for it. But Sonic has one major flaw like Mega Man: His fear of water. If a couple of drops hit his fur, Sonic would freak out and scream and roll on the floor. This fear of water cost him, as when he was chosen to participate in a Nintendo Rally, when he saw the pool of water he had to dive in, he rushed out of the room and all the way back to camp. This convinced everyone that his water fear was too much, so he was voted out 8th. Sonic placed 20th in the competition.

Daroach: This sly mouse joined the competition after swapping places with Snake. His passions include stealing, trickery, and deceit. Despite these ill nature activities, he has his limits and will not hurt others to get what he wants. But he is the devious one! He orchestrated the eliminations of Krystal and Funky, his own ally! While he once had a sprout under his hat to control him from the Shadows, he since removed it to act more under his free will, but still works in his own sneaky ways...unfortunately for him though, he attempted to pull the same weapon hiding scheme twice, specifically on Meta Knight. Meta Knight caught onto his plan though and set up the first unanimous voteout of Daroach, placing him 10th.

Ness: Ness, like Daroach and Funky, joined the contest by swapping with Pikachu. He is sweet and powerful, but shy and has troubles speaking due to his mispronunciation of many words. Recently while on the island though, he met a puppet named Geno who has been teaching him how to be more assertive. But has Geno's training gone too far? Ness has been acting strange lately. He is on friendly terms with everyone, when his darker side isn't lashing out at everyone! In the end, his darker memories of fighting Gigyas (I guess you can say he had some PTSD) ended up getting the best of him. He smashed Geno right off the island, who was trying to help him and even attacked the recently returned Samus! He was healed by the Digimon Angemon, but also was eliminated after gaining 0 points in the elimination picture contest after using Angemon as a photo. Ness placed 8th in the contest, making him the last "newcomer" contestant to be eliminated.

Fox: This fast talking creature has the most creative name in Nintendo history: Fox. He has an obsession with Landmasters, and also over reacts about the simplest things. Fox also can't keep a secret if his life depended on it, and always blurts out secrets. He also loves jumping from cliffs and shooting at birds, particularly Falco. Other than that, he's the straightest shooter on the island. Literally and figuratively. He also seems to be interested in Krystal, but does she care for him back? Fox was voted out and placed 9th.

Luigi: Luigi time! Luigi is that under-appreciated younger brother of Mario. Luigi was the leader of the Vacuums, and has many fears over many things. Luigi seems to learn quite a bit over the time of the competition, like his fears being calmed by Snake, and a speed boost technique by Marth. Luigi is still a klutz though, and he was responsible for eliminating Yoshi, but it was a complete accident. Thanks to Snake, Luigi learned to conquer his fears more, but he still has his fears. When Snake was hurt, Luigi went back in for his despite his own safety, something that he rarely ever does. He also has an accent when he speaks. Luigi is is on good terms with lots of people, but is also hated by Fawful, Bowser, and Wario. What a mixed reception! But even Luigi has managed to make the "Mushroom" alliance with Bowser and Fawful in order to better his order. Of course, they all still hate each other though. But, after betraying Fawful, he was on the wrong end of the number. Well, he was doing ok until Meta Knight played his idol, resulting in Luigi's elimination. Luigi placed 5th in the competition.

Pikachu: Pikachu is a little yellow mouse that everyone adores, except for Snake. Pikachu is most adored by ZSS though, and they've become great pals. They can never have a good conversation due to Pikachu's lack of speech, but they understand him because he uses actions to express himself. Pikachu is also very loyal, because when no one wanted to really be near ZSS when she was rather bigger, Pikachu just stuck by her side. Essentially, he was the key for ZSS to finally begin loosening up from her cold exterior. Sadly, Pikachu has been eliminated recently by Ness though, so he placed 16th.

Fawful: Kite yolks! Owl Scrunchies! Fawful can never speak without saying something absurd or making a metaphor/simile in his speech. Fawful is the most random member of them all, but he is also rather talented, although he definitely doesn't look talented. He first had a helmet on which made him fly around and fire fireballs, but he also had a pink jumpsuit to use from time to time. Stanley somehow can't stand Fawful's random words and sayings, and now, Stanley eventually snapped and quit due to him. Fawful also never calls someone by their name, he actually has a special set of names! Stanley: Stan the Obscurity Man, Meta Knight: Meat Night, Luigi: Green Bean, and Game and Watch: 2d Pizza Buffalo, and many other names for the other campers. Luigi and Bowser hate Fawful, but Fawful's best friend is Game and Watch. Everyone else is just kind of annoyed by him. Finally, his luck ran out when he was against the numbers and Bowser betrayed him and Luigi...before Fawful had a chance to do the same. He placed 6th. Robot monacles!

Funky: Teh shaw! Funky is the hip, cool ape who is full of energy, like Falcon and Roy. He entered the contest when he swapped with Yoshi. He also had a major crush on Rosalina, and tired to hit on her at every turn. He was the best friend of Falcon and ally of Daroach, but finally stood up to Daroach when he was told he couldn't win challenges anymore. Funky was eventually used and set up by Daroach to be pinned for the stolen weapons and was ultimately voted out placing 13th.

Mr. Game and Watch: Game and Watch is indeed the only 2D contestant, which makes him rather light, but he can also use his 2D trait to his advantage. He can turn sideways and become invisible from sight! Little does anyone know, Game and Watch is actually the oldest contestant there, and the oldest video game character in the world! I guess he shaves. Game and Watch has a mostly curious personality, despite his years of age. Sadly for him though, he can't talk properly, and beeps constantly, so that problem was resolved by a scuba helmet on his head, which he rather enjoys wearing. Snake seems to dislike Game and Watch earlier in the competition, but eventually, they set a truce and now no longer have a grudge against each other. No one really notices that he's there and don't preceive him as too much of a threat, bar some situations involving his 2D figure, but gosh darn it he is trying! He has no real enemies or friends, but he gets along with Fawful somewhat. Game and Watch is described as a giant wild card by the All Stars, which makes him unwieldy. He also found a fascination in fire after accidentally burning down the hotel Pixel Paradise. He also burnt down a Pikmin forest and eventually most of the island. This made him an easy vote for the All Stars, so he was voted out and placed 7th. Not bad for someone who had no idea what he was doing!

Marth: Marth is a blue haired swordsman who has great fighting skills. He speaks Japanese when he is fired up. Even so, he's still harassed sometimes, and even mistaken to be a girl on numerous occasions, mostly by Bowser. What makes people think he's a girl is due to his long hair, and feminine actions. They even assume he has a secret tiara! Marth also helped Luigi out and taught him "wavedashing", which picked up his speed. Marth was eliminated and placed 12th though due to Zelda's scheming actions

Samurai Goroh: Goroh is an extremely muscular and strong samurai warrior, and was one of the biggest and strongest threats in the game due to his both cunning and strength qualities. He also craved for Luigi's leadership spot when he was on a team with him called the Vacuums. Capt. Falcon also loved versing him in any competition, and they were always duking it out. Goroh ended his spot in the game though when Luigi overheard him say that he wanted Luigi out, and Luigi gathered most of the Vacuums team to vote Goroh out due to him being a major threat. Goroh finished 18th in the competition.

Yoshi: Yoshi is that (assumably) lovable litle green dinosaur . Yoshi's motives for entering the game are confusing, as all he ever seems to do is insult people, and has very little respect for no one. Yoshi is actually rather intelligent, but cannot properly communicate to anyone with his language. He uses this to his advantage though in order to get more kicks in. He hate Luigi especially for his insulting attempt to translate his language and how Luigi himself treats him like a dog. Falcon admires Yoshi's abilty to consume his enemies and turn them into eggs, and once, Yoshi accidentally (not) turned Fawful into an egg that he couldn't escape, which almost eliminated Fawful! When Yoshi is in some sort of an extreme situation, he turns into Boshi and acts nice to people. Sadly, they translate that Yoshi persona as a total jerk. Poor guy. Luigi's clumsiness made Yoshi become eliminated and gave him a place of 16th, as Funky took as spot.

Link: Link is the silent green swordsman who just make high pitched...squeals. Link is always silent, and this tends to get on the other campers nerves abit. Marth usually duels Link with their swords on their free time, to which Link emerges victorious. Link's also the only person who knows about Bowser's real reason he's on the island, and hasn't told a soul yet. If there's one person Link cares for the most though, it's Zelda, and Link sacrificed his place in the game when he game up the time to de-activate his bomb, and he deactivated Zelda's instead, which got him voted off. Link placed 19th in the competition.

ZSS/Samus: ZSS is a sleek, slender, blond bounty hunter. She is very agile and has a special bond with Pikachu, and treats him like a king. Also, she seems to have an unlucky streak, somehow becoming expanded in some sort of form throughout her adventures. Unfortunately for her, she was squashed by a Goron, but was brought back by lousy doctoring skills. She then suffered being inflated and bloated for a short time, which Pikachu didn't mind, but everyone else did, especially Snake. She did return to normal, but sadly, the pills backfired that Dr. Mario provided and she left the competition as an inflated giant blue sphere, clocking out at position #14. Aside from Pikachu, she shared a one sided relationship of approval with all of the males. They had no plans to vote for her. But, in shocking twist, ZSS came back to the competition after being chosen on the DS roulette, coming back in her power suit under the name Samus. Has her luck finally changed for the better? Currently she is in an alliance with Meta Knight and Falcon as the "Tacticians". With the advice of her nemesis Ridley, she tries to target and eliminate Meta Knight, but fails due to his hidden idol. She tried once again to eliminate him after going off the deep end trying to stay in the contest, only to lose in a tiebreaker after not trusting Falcon's judgement...and turned into a balloon again. Samus placed 4th.

Krystal: Krystal is a vixen. She's very talented in speed, using her staff, and piloting an Arwing. She tends to hang out with the girls in the competition, mostly Zelda though, as they were on the same team called the Vacuums. She also has great leaderships skills, and probably one of the best leaders on the island, but just doesn't show it to much. She also has a slight interest in Fox. Will a relationship form between them? Doubt it! Krystal was taken out and placed 15th due to a tie vote and a coin flip, pulled off by Daroach's double sided coin.

Snake: This is Snake. A high classed patron who has skills with firearms and was highly interested in ZSS, or any attractive women to be exact. Snake also has very strong leadership qualities, lead the Squadrons and made a few grudges along the way like Pikachu and Game and Watch, but that grudge has been resolved. Luigi considers him a mentor. When he was doing something private, he would retreat into his Smash Bros box to read a comic book or smoke his cigar. Snake was swapped with Daroach and placed 16th alongside Pikachu. He disliked Pikachu mostly, and settled his differences with Game and Watch. He also shared a mostly one sided relationship with ZSS.

Zelda: Zelda is the girl that Link loves, and Zelda loves him back. When Link was voted out, Zelda cried for a bit, but eventually with the help of Krystal, collected herself and was back up on her feet. She seems to be picky over what she does, and she doesn't like anything that isn't royal, although once in a while, she'll break that rule. She absolutely hates Ganondorf and was the one who made to plan to eliminate him. Eventually, Zelda decided to take the game into her hands after ZSS, the most attractive women, was eliminated, and made a plan to control the males and eliminate who she pleases, including Marth just recently. Zelda's best friend on the island is Krystal.

Wario: Wario is the most revolting and one of the most unpopular characters on the island. He is smelly, and always stinks up the camp. He also likes to hit people, grab their hair, and hit them in the back of the head. Muscles were Wario's specialty, but he barely ever used them because he was so lazy. The only time when Wario was ever popular was when he destroyed the Gyrados with a fart, which turned into a flamethrower with Luigi's help. Wario placed 17th in the game, and was the last member to be voted out on the Vacuums, for the merge was right next day.

Others:

Stanley the Bugman: Here's the host, Stanley! Originally, Luigi was going to be host, but Luigi denied that position, so Stanley took it instead. Stanley probably speaks the most out of everyone because he's the one who explains all the rules for everything. He can be somewhat cruel sometimes, especially to PT, but he's still nice most of the time. Most of the time, Stanley is always being outdone by PT without or without his pokemon. He adores bugs, and plasters them on every ship he has. One thing he can't stand though is Fawful's randomness. Randomness seems to make Stanley angered and insane, and eventually drove him to quit.

Pokemon Trainer: PT is the sweet hearted Pokemon Trainer who is also rather silent, unlike Stanley, and is the co host of the show. PT always entertains people with his Pokemon, and when he has a group with him, they are transported by pokemon. Although he looks sweet and acts sweet, he still breaks he rules of pokemon by carrying way more than six pokemon, something that Stanley has noticed. He is always encouraging others, and usually fills in for Stanley if he is missing or if he is to lazy to announce anything.

Waluigi: Wow, Waluigi is receiving a profile, I'm too kind! Waluigi is the lanky purple loser who THINKS he's a contestant, but he really isn't, and he's just in denial. Waluigi has the ability make a cruddy home almost anywhere, no matter where it is. Waluigi lives in a hole on the All Stars' campgrounds, but at least it has cable! His best friend is of course Wario, who he never saw. Waluigi also seems to think he's part of the team, and hangs around them, but no one ever notices him around. Once they do, they ask who he is. Waluigi says Wa?, and runs of away from the they while they scratch their heads in confusion.

Rosalina: Rosalina is the new host of Survivor of the Smash! She is a very sweet hearted person, and wishes nothing but love and joy towards everyone, a complete contrast to Stanley's attitude towards others. She knows just what to say to get someone's attention, and can even force Bowser to apologize for his misdeeds!

Bandana Dee: Bandana Dee is a co host, alongside Vivi and Eggplant Wizard. He tends to try to be cruel to contrast Rosalina's kindness, and picks on Eggplant Wizard a lot. He also has weapons galore, like DDD's hammer and his own makeshift spear, don't mess with him!

Eggplant Wizard: A co host along with Bandana Dee and Vivi. He is a giant purple goofball, and never knows when to say something smart, or anything appropriate at the right time. Usually, he is the butt of the other hosts jokes. He also loves peanut butter sandwiches. Go Eggplant Wizard!

Vivi: Vivi is a co host along with Bandana Dee and Eggplant Wizard. He is looked down at times for being from Sony, but still warrants respect for his prowess in magic. He is shy and stutters in his speech. but is generally well liked regardless.

Geno: This badass puppet has stolen both Waluigi's hole in the ground and possibly Ness' mind! He does whatever he wants, when he wants, and decided to help teach Ness the ways of the cool and confident. But even Geno is beginning to worry just what demons he has unlocked in Ness' mind from his trainings. Eventually, Geno was smashed off the island by Ness after he tried interferring with him while possessed by Gigyas. I wonder where he landed?