Chapter 38 Epilogue: The Reunion
Tonight the air was alive with excitement. It was the night that the contestant of Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo would reunite after nearly six years. Super Smash Bros 4 has just been released, with the newcomers of that game given VIP access to visit the reunion. The Lumas sparkled in the sky and spotlights emitted from the various windows of the circular shaped arena. Of course, the spotlights displayed a picture of Meta Knight's face, being the ultimate winner of the show.
Roy: Driver! Go! Go! For the love of all that is holy go! Uwaaaaaaaaah!
Roy's eyes were almost manic, bursting with enthusiasm that wasn't even measurable to before a few years ago. After camping out at Meta Knight's office every night for 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for 3 years, Meta Knight finally caved in. It's not like Roy had any other games to be in. Ok, he took a day off to be in the Fire Emblem Awakening DLC.
Roy: I finally got to return to Smash Bros 4! They may have cut me before, but I just wasn't showing enough vigor! Life is amazing!
The driver, a frog with a hat, groaned and tried rolling up his taxi window before Roy shoved his face through the back and screamed in joy again, almost making them veer off the road.
Kapp'n: Hey buddy, keep your friend under control or I swear to Arceus I will turn this cab around and go back to the village!
Marth sighed to himself, keeping his composure and yanking Roy back by his cape.
Marth: Why did I get stuck having to look after Roy?
For it was true, Marth had to carpool with Roy to the reunion as well, he was getting on every else's nerves. Marth gave a longing look as he stared out the bustling streets. As for the rest of the contestants, they all took a giant limo, courtesy of Meta Knight. Well, except for Bowser, Ganondorf, and Fawful. They were banned from the reunion after their stunt at the final challenge. Waluigi was stuffed in the trunk, unbeknownst to them.
Mega Man: Man, try this wellington! It must have been made by the top Chef Man ever.
Mega Man nudged Sonic, who was busy scarfing a filet minion.
Sonic: Yo, this is fly! I never liked bunk stupid chilli dogs but I had to eat on a budget. In this limo, it's all about the bedazzle.
Jigglypuff was busy drawing on the passed out Snake's face, who drank too much of the liquor near the beginning. ZSS laughed as she grabbed a pen of her own, with Pikachu on her shoulder pointing at places to draw things on him.
ZSS: It's great to see you again too Pikachu!
Game and Watch, although a bit dismayed his closest ally Fawful was banned, was enjoying himself as he played Poker with Wario, Luigi, Link, and Zelda.
Wario: 500 coins! Anyone care to match me?
Link threw in 500 rupees, along with Zelda. Luigi cowered out and folded. He folded almost every hand, not having the confidence to bet big. Game and Watch threw in bits of black bacon for his currency. Wario got annoyed.
Wario: What is this garbage? That is not moolah!
Game and Watch waved his arms, trying to show it was in his games. Eventually he just accepted, not before Link had to stop Game and Watch from lighting the limo on fire. He was still a pyro.
Wario: 4 aces! I win again! Wahaha!
Wario began to pull in the coins, and Zelda began to lift up the hem of her dress, to which Link sweated and pushed her hand back down.
Luigi: This ain't a strip poker! Who told you that?
Zelda: Like, Wario said it was a rule.
Link scratched his head. Then he looked under the table and saw Wario's hand with extra cards and yelled.
Link: H-Haiya!
They all looked towards the direction of Link's gaze, seeing what he was staring at.
Luigi: Wario cheating. Somehow I should a have known.
They stopped for a moment before pummeling the dastardly Wario.
Falcon and Goroh were locked in an arm wrestling match, with Funky cheering Falcon on.
Funky: You've got this bro! Don't let this second rate chump beat you!
Goroh growled briefly, still wrestling Falcon's bulging arm.
Goroh: At least I have a role in Smash Bros! Even if it is a small one…thanks Falcon.
Falcon smiled, then hit fist lit up and smashed Goroh's hand so hard against the table he nearly broke it.
Falcon: Falcon finish! Yeah, no problem buddy. Sorry Funky, even my word wasn't enough to get you in.
Funky just shook his head, then clapped Falcon's back.
Funky: There's always Smash 5!
Funky and Falcon laughed, followed by Goroh issuing a rematch.
Daroach and Ness were stuck between Fox and Falco, who argued about Arwings or Landmasters.
Fox: Landmasters! They obviously have the best fuel to power ratio. Why if your Arwing challenged me in a Landmaster, it couldn't scratch the surface with its puny guns.
Falco: Oh yeah? Not if I armed it with Smart bombs, your armor is toast! My Arwing goes far faster than your Landmaster could ever cover.
Fox: I challenge you to a fight after this then, winner gets Krystal!
Krystal narrowed her eyes and looked angrily at Fox.
Krystal: So I'm just some trophy girlfriend now, waiting to be pawned off for a childish bet now? You're sleeping in your stupid Arwing cockpit alone tonight!
Falco cawed loudly, slapping Daroach on the back, much to his annoyance.
Falco: Ey Fox is in trouble with the miss! Ain't that right Roachy boy?
Daroach: Don't ever call me that again.
Daroach's hand began to slip towards Falco's hanging reflector, but stopped himself half way through. He was trying to control his tendencies to steal things.
Daroach: Ahh, I'm getting better at this.
Daroach tipped his hat, to which 5 wallets fell out of it that he swiped on the way to the window.
Daroach: Oops.
Ness: Hay! That's meye walat! Steeleng frome ay ked?
Daroach: My bad. Here ya go, and something extra for your troubles.
Daroach gave him his wallet back, and money on top of that. Ness approved, it was going towards bike repairs.
DK Junior sat next to Daroach doing nothing. He blinked once. That's about it.
Fox then took a scan of the contestants then noticed a few were not with them.
Fox: Where are Yoshi and Mewtwo?
Krystal: Apparently Mewtwo is away on business filming a pod of Wailord. As for Yoshi…uh…
On Yoshi's Island, Yoshi sat sprawled on the grass. He cracked open a can of berry juice, with a 95% alcohol content. He tossed a chip into his mouth, to which another Yoshi around the corner sniffed at his food. Yoshi's fist connected with the intruder's face, making the poor Yoshi yelp away in pain. His eyes then flickered back to the mediocre TV set and scoffed at the contestant in the limo.
Yoshi: Yoshi. [Ahhh…I hate you guys. The further away, the better]
Yoshi was about to flick the channel again, when a shooting star flew in the cloud. It then stopped in mid air, before colliding into the ground in a blink of an eye. Yoshi shot back in fear.
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! [Hey get the hell of our island Yoshi species only!]
Rosalina stepped off her Luma, looking at the scornful Yoshi.
Rosalina: Oh, Yoshi! Poor thing. Did you miss the limo?
Yoshi: Yoshi yosh…[I sure did. Best decision I made today]
Rosalina: Aww, poor thing! Well I was just on my way there, hop on a Luma and let's go sweetie!
Yoshi looked in fear, before trying to book it away from the space goddess.
Rosalina: Don't be modest, there is plenty of room!
Rosalina laughed as she shot a bubble at Yoshi, locking him in as she dragged him onto a Luma with a beam from her wand. The other Yoshis made no attempt to stop her. This was because they didn't like him.
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! [You harlot! Let go or I'll eat your mother! Oh what? Someone beat me to the punch? Yeah, the worms did because she's worm food!]
Rosalina smiled, flying through the skies now.
Rosalina: You're welcome! Such kind manners!
Meanwhile, the limo with the rest of the contestants pulled up. Falcon immediately opened the door while the limo was still moving, rolling out, to Sonic's horror.
Sonic: Hey, rolling out on the gu-rizzle at the speed of sound-age is my gimmick, chillax my tall brotha!
Snake: Apparently it's talking like a gangster instead…
Falcon bashed against the ground, rolling right into Roy who did the same thing.
Marth yelled from his cab.
Marth: I tried to stop him, but he jumped out the window!
Falcon: You jumped out the window? Nice!
Roy and Falcon slammed fists, before lining up to the stadium door. The building was massive, with multiple colored lights emitting from all the windows and throughout the roof. The doors towered above all the contestants, and Tabuu stood at the door, acting as a bouncer.
Tabuu: Ahh, our guests have arrived.
Krystal: Well at least he found a suitable job if he loses his temper…
Tabuu yelled in a fit of rage upon hearing this, almost shattering the windows of the limo.
Tabuu: I swear to Arceus, Krystal!
Tabuu shook his head, redacting the anger immediately.
Tabuu: My apologies, madam. This way.
Krystal exited the limo hesitantly, with Fox rushing to her side.
Fox: It's ok babe, I could defend you from anything!
Tabuu blinked at Fox, making him pound at the doors in fear.
Fox: He's a mad man I swear, open these doors he could strike at any minute!
Two sword knights opened the door from inside, only to have Fox, Falcon, and Roy fall in as they were all pushing upon the door. There was a massive cheer from the crowd upon seeing the three contestants enter. Stanley stood upon a giant podium, opening his arms in a welcoming pose. Vivi, Bandana Dee, and Eggplant Wizard stood on separate lower podiums below him.
Bandana Dee: Hey, why did we get lower poles then this washout?
Stanley whispered to him from below.
Stanley: Zip it you orange splotch!
Stanley then turned to the contestants again.
Stanley: Welcome, contestants to your amazing reunion party! It's been a long five years, but I'm sure you are all doing well!
The rest of the contestants followed suit inside [after Tabuu made them enter single file, and present IDs]. A crowd cheered for them with thunderous applause. Species from every Nintendo series filled the upper rafters that stretched all along the colosseum, such as Goombas, Octorocks, Toads, etc. In the skies floated constellations of Lumas, forming pictures of each and every contestant. Falcon looked around at the crowd in awe.
Falcon: To feel this kind of attention and praise again…this Falcon rocks!
Goroh: And this party is all for us!
Falcon lavished in the cheers and whistles. Below the upper rafters was a set of seats holding the VIP section. This crowd all had invitations to arrive personally by Rosalina and Stanley.
Luigi: The a – VIP section…we've worked with most of them before!
Luigi was able to distinguish that most of the VIP were newcomers in Smash 4, late additions to Brawl, or invited there for unknown reasons. Stanley then turned to the VIP section.
Stanley: So, being the VIP, you get to interact with the contestants before the Q&A with them, lucky you! Eat, relax, things will be ready shortly!
Stanley took another look around, seeing no Fawful, Ganondorf, or Bowser.
Stanley: Oh no. Looks like Bowser, Ganondorf, or Fawful could attend today. What every would we do without that annoying, ear piercingly horrific Fawful?!
Stanley snickered mockingly, hopping down from the podium with the other hosts down the stairs [Eggplant Wizard fell off his to the ground]. Rosalina floated in soon after, dropping off Yoshi at the door.
Rosalina: There you go sweetie, you can play with your friends now!
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! [I'd rather be hanging with the three losers outside then the horde of countless losers in there!]
Yoshi spotted Fawful, Ganondorf, and Bowser sitting on the curb outside, trying to run to them before Rosalina laughed, telepathically pushing him inside the doors and shutting them.
The party had begun for the contestants! There was food from every series, a soundtrack, dance floor, video games, all one could imagine. All of these were restricted to the contestants and the VIP section, who got to know the contestants first hand.
Robin: Mr Daroach, you were quite the crafty character on the show.
Daroach: I was a bit underhanded, yes. But I've learned to curb my urges to take things…
Robin: There is a 75.32% chance you have taken my Elfire tome.
Daroach grumbled as he placed it back in Robin's robe.
Daroach: Sorry about that.
Robin: Ok.
Robin stared at him, with a deadpan look. It never changed throughout their conversation.
Daroach: Aren't you angry? Upset? Most people would be feeling something after that!
Robin: Emotions cloud my ability to deduce tactical plays. My ability to play chess is 54.2314% compared to other tacticians, for example. Sending a team of mercenaries that hired me to destroy the land of an unarmed village? 98.14687% Easier.
Daroach looked at Robin uneasily and mumbled under his breath.
Daroach: Sure doesn't help how fast you can run in Smash 4…
Robin caught onto the comment and whispered lightly.
Robin: I take every moment from the time I start moving to the time I finish to analyze everything about my opponent. By the time I get to them, it's over. My theory is correct 78.45% of the time.
Daroach: I'm…going to go talk to someone else.
Robin: Happy travels. Whatever that feels like.
Robin waved to him as Daroach turned away.
Robin: I don't understand that expression, happy travels. That was what Lucina complained about a lot before ending our relationship. I just wanted to figure out how to get a positive matchup ratio on her in Smash 4. Always learning.
Robin stuffed his face back into a book.
Falcon and Funky were at the food table, using various meats in order to create a gigantic protein shake.
Falcon: Throw some Grumpig bacon in there, and some of that fried Cucco in that blender. Let's get some protein gains!
Funky: Yeah, and some bananas for Vitamin C!
Falcon turned towards him.
Falcon: Ew.
Wii Fit Trainer stood behind them, overhearing the comment.
WFT: Your friend might be right, Falcon. Your diet could use some more of the essential vitamins. Try to incorporate fat soluble ADEK vitamins, for starts.
Funky took a glance at WFT, who was staring Falcon up and down.
Funky: Bro, I think she's checking you out!
WFT: Actually, I am looking for fat deposits on his body. His body is very chisled. But I am concerned about his calorie intake to outake.
Falcon scratched his chin, confused.
Falcon: Gee, I never thought about my nutrients before. I just crammed protein in everything. Even my ice cream!
WFT shook her head in disappointment at hearing those words.
WFT: Still…I can't train you fitness wise. It would be too easy. As the world's greatest personal trainer, I need a challenge.
WFT say Wario also at the buffet, pointing at him. Her eyes lit up.
WFT: You. Come here.
Wario's head perked up, inching over towards her with a drumstick sticking out of his mouth.
Wario: Hmm? Found me the most attractive man here? They all come around, wahaha!
Falcon: Gee, I never thought about my nutrients before. I just crammed protein in everything. Even my ice cream!
WFT shook her head in disappointment at hearing those words.
WFT: Still…I can't train you fitness wise. It would be too easy. As the world's greatest personal trainer, I need a challenge.
WFT saw Wario also at the buffet, pointing at him. Her eyes lit up.
WFT: You. Come here.
Wario's head perked up, inching over towards her with a drumstick sticking out of his mouth.
Wario: Hmm? Found me the most attractive man here? They all come around, wahaha!
WFT sized him up. While he was a portly man, he saw the size of his biceps, and shook her head.
WFT: No. Never mind. You still have a semblance of fitness in you. I'm looking for the biggest catch to train.
Wario's jaw dropped in confusion.
Wario: What? Usually women reject me because I'm too fat! You're crazy lady!
Wario scurried off, and WFT's sighed in disappointment.
WFT: I want a real challenge to make super fit and lean like myself. Maybe coming here to find it was a waste of time-
Her eyes landed upon a tyrannical penguin being hoisted up on a throne by multiple Waddle Dees.
WFT: All adipose tissue, too immobile to walk most of the time…
A smile crossed WFT's face. She found her new client…whether he wanted to or not.
Zelda was sitting with Link, who were encountered by a group of characters from the Kid Icarus games.
Palutena: Wow, Zelda and Link! We were such big fans, me and Pit. Link would do anything for you Zelda, just like I would for Pit here!
Palutena winked at Pit on her left side. Pit nervously waved back.
Zelda: Aww, sounds like Palutena has a little crush on you Pit!
Zelda turned to giggle at Pit, Pit gulped and looked away quickly. Dark Pit scoffed to himself and crossed his arms.
Dark Pit: Here we go again. Palutena just loves when people look at Pit, even for a moment.
As Zelda's glance went from the shaking Pit to Palutena, a fiery glare erupted from Palutena's eyes.
Zelda: Like, are you ok girl?
Palutena: Oh…just dandy. Just don't get any ideas, ok? You can't seduce my angel.
Zelda: What? No! I just did that for tactics! Although he is kind of cute…
Pit: No, please, don't upset my goddess!
Palutena was clenching in her chair.
Zelda: Say,,,you haven't said anything about Dark Pit, Palutena. What's your status with him?
Palutena laughed and rolled her eyes.
Palutena: Who cares about him, he's all yours!
Dark Pit: Yeah yeah. You can clearly see how much she enjoys being around me.
Dark Pit got up and leaned against his chair, looking into the distance. Link raised his hand.
Pit: I know, it's more comfortable to sit on the chair…but he insists on doing everything with edge.
Dark Pit crossed his arms, whipping out a cigarette and stared at the pair.
Dark Pit: It's all about the past. The dark past, I'm a deep and complex man. A man everyone clearly understands. Oh wait, they don't!
Pit: Actually-
Dark Pit: Don't you say it!
Pit: Alright alright, chill.
Unbeknownst to them, Bayonetta was aiming her pistols at the angels. She hated angels, and they were blocking her view of the goddess she was checking out.
Bayonetta: Time to clear the skies…for a smashing view.
Bayonetta armed her pistols when a heavily muscular arm landed upon her wrist.
Ike: Friend, let's not resort to violence. It is never the answer.
Bayonetta turned around, instantly sizing up the man. Next to him was Lucina and Corrin, all from the Fire Emblem series.
Bayonetta: You aren't my type, how ever much you may want to, big boy. But that blue haired minx next to you…
Lucina: You know, you're setting back women's values back to the 1800s with tight wear like that.
Bayonetta winked, running a hand through her hair.
Bayonetta: You know you like it, come find me later.
Bayonetta winked, walking off somewhere else. Corrin waved erractically behind her.
Corrin: Good bye! I hope we meet again!
Ike and Lucina walked off, and a stray light broke off the ceiling and smacked Corrin in the head as they walked.
Ike: Friend, the gods sure seem to be displeased with you. Maybe you should utter them a prayer. Then never use your sword again.
Corrin rubbed his head, then pouted.
Corrin: But this sword makes me look way cool! And I'm one cooooool dragon!
Corrin stood forward, trying to puff out his chest. He took another step and a loose floorboard whacked him in the face, laying him float on the ground.
Lucina: Ugh…he is so embarrassing.
Ness was walking about, feeling clear headed and calm. Amongst the VIP guests, he saw his friend Lucas, sitting alone.
Ness: Heye! Wucause!
Ness ran over to his friend, who barely lifted his head up to acknowledge him.
Ness: Wucause! Howe hive yoo bean?
Lucas: Oh. Hello, Ness. I still wonder how you can always keep up that smile. Day in, day out. Day in….day…out….
Ness looked at his friend, puzzled.
Ness: Yoo O.K?
Lucas kicked a pebble away from his bench, remaining downcast.
Lucas: O.K? You play ignorance to the world around you little boy. You don't know about the death, pain, and suffering awaiting around every corner. You need to get with the program of the real world.
Ness: Wucause…
Lucas: Don't "Wucause" me. Trying to exchange pleasantries. You're not on my level of maturity, sadly. Come back when you see the world for what it really is…a ****ing hellhole.
Lucas took a drag of his cigarette, not returning Ness' eye contact once. Ness got up, backing away slowly from his depressing friend.
Ness: Pore Wucause…eye wander watt hopeened.
Yoshi shoved Ness to the side as he walked by, sitting down next to Lucas.
Yoshi: Yoshi! [You're not half bad. Realizing all of the fools in this room.]
Lucas: I don't know what you said, but it was with a hateful tone. Why would you want to spread more pain and suffering into this world, Yoshi? I saw you trip Ness. You are a miserabyy mean spirited creature. You add to the cycle of our inevitable doom.
Yoshi blinked a couple of times in shock.
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi…[Psh, I knew you were a big crybaby loser. I just got your hopes up…what hopes? Hahaha! I need a drink after talking to you…]
Yoshi got up, heading straight for the liquor bar set up. He sat multiple seats away from Snake, ZSS, and Lucario, who was another VIP guest. Snake was in a few drinks, once again.
Snake: So, Zero Suit Samus. You're not living up to your name sake.
ZSS glared at him, as she sipped on a martini.
ZSS: How so? I'm not wearing my power suit. My name is Samus. Makes sense to me.
Snake: No no, I mean no suit…at all. Heh.
ZSS took her drink and threw it in his face, drenching him. Snake yelled out in drunken anger as she left, Pikachu hopping on her shoulder.
Snake: Don't get inflated on the way you stuck up broad!
Snake licked up the soaking liquor in his beard.
Snake: Ahh women, who needs them!
Snake turned over to Lucario, silently stirring to himself.
Snake: Am I right, my blue doggy friend?
Lucario: I'm a jackal. And I'm in a committed relationship, so I wouldn't know.
Snake's interest perked up.
Snake: Oh? Is she hot?
Lucario: The aura is with me. So I say yes.
Snake looked at him, puzzled.
Snake: That doesn't answer my question…
Lucario: It answers mine. And the aura's.
Snake: Uh…is the Aura hot?
Lucario's lips rolled back and he snarled.
Lucario: How dare you talk about the Aura that way!
Lucario pounced on Snake, punching him in the face. Snake laughed as he took the blow.
Snake: Ha! That didn't hurt at all. Watch this!
Snake took his fist and sent it into Lucario's stomach, sending him back. Lucario retaliated by smacking Snake in the back, making him yell in pain.
Snake: Ahh! That was more painful than the last hit for some reason!
As the fight continued, Ryu was watching, his hand twitching.
Ryu: No, Ryu, you said you wouldn't get into another fight here…
Ike then came running with Corrin and grabbed the two. Corrin slipped on a drop of booze on the ground, crashing to the floor.
Ike: Friends, no violence! I don't care who started it, you two will hug it out!
Ike pulled the two into a death bracing hug, leaving both gasping for air.
Snake: *Gasp* Sorry for calling the Aura hot.
Lucario: Me an the Aura accept your apology.
As the two grumbled and went their separate ways, the three banned contestants watched from outside.
Fawful: They gets to bask in the glory of a Tasmanian devil finding the perfect croquet set for play! And Fawful? Fawful gets ousted like seaweed who has drowned in shampoo!
Bowser: Ahh shut it you green loser! My plan would have worked if that stupid Mewtwo wasn't there.
Gandondorf: Shut up you two! I have a plan to move Tabuu out of here. It will require a ton of brute muscle, intellect, and strategy. But the king of evil has planned this for 5 years, 5 years of formulating the ultimate break into the colosseum and get my rightfully deserved glory!
Tabuu stared at them on the curb as Ganondorf was about to pull out his cell phone to put the plan in motion.
Tabuu: Having fun out there, guys?
Ganondorf: Are you?
Tabuu: No, I hate this job! It's lonely and underpaid! I have more power I could be using elsewhere, screw this I quit!
Tabuu teleported away, leaving the door unattended to.
Bowser: Great plan, that took 5 years? You must be pretty stupid to take that long for a plan like that!
Ganondorf's face drooped, stone frozen.
Ganondorf: 5…years…
Fawful: Victory is ours like a blender who had just blender it's first roll of duct tape and peach cobbler!
They began to walk forward, as Ganondorf trudged behind them.
Ganondorf: There was going to be a massive battle…tons of casualties…I gave up my weekends for this plan!
Ganondorf stomped his foot into the ground, continuing to walk forward. Stanley then grabbed his megaphone and saw the three approaching.
Stanley: H-Hey! Stop! You're banned remember? Especially Fawful!
Ganondorf continued to walk, unbraided, soon towering over the shaking Stanley inside. Various characters began to walk in front of him.
Goroh: Stop fiends, or you'll meet the end of my sword!
Marth: And mine!
Roy took a deep breath, jittering with excitement.
Roy: And Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-
And Roy continued, Ike sighed.
Ike: Probably not mine. I hate violence!
Ganondorf laughed, shoving the defenders aside and taking a seat on the assigned podiums reserved for the Q and A. Each contestant had a throne tailored to their personality. Ganondorf's was large and was shrouded in darkness and shadows.
Ganondorf: Relax. I'll kill you all after the Q&A.
Fawful: It will be as glorious as a rat bathing in a cheese and broccoli fountain that is one day away from its expiration date!
Stanley's fists clenched as he dashed towards Fawful cackling, Yoshi laughed, egging him on.
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi! [Beat up that green freak! What a hideous color of skin…green.]
Yoshi egged him on more, throwing an egg at the disgruntled host. Rosalina shot out a gravitational pull, pulling the scrapping parties away.
Rosalina: Remember Stanley, we have a Q & A to do…
Stanley: Right, my bad! I hope all of the VIP got a chance to talk to their favorite contestants!
A gasping was heard as Waluigi burst into the room, panting from dehydration from being trapped im a car trunk.
Waluigi: No one asked me, the fan favorite any questions! I made it to the final 4, Wahaha! Questions, anyone?
Falco: Yeah, why are you still here?
Waluigi: Wa?
Waluigi began to make his exit, before Stanley went and slammed the doors shut, making Waluigi run into them and knock himself out cold.
Stanley: He may be worth a laugh later when Eggplant Wizard's presence doesn't cut it.
Eggplant Wizard: Nu huyyyyy!
Falco had a smug look on his face over his joke. He looked from his Arwing shaped throne and saw a brown dog and a purple and blue duck. The duck was glaring at him, dead on. Falco nudged Fox nervously. The dog looked particularly nervous, whining to himself lightly and covering his eyes.
Falco: 'Ey, is that duck staring me down?
Fox: Relax Falco, it's a cute little bird!
The duck's glare shifted to Fox, making him squirm in his Landmaster shaped throne.
Stanley: Alright enough stalling, let's get on with this! Me and Rosalina have some questions to some of you contestants about the game, or other things.
Rosalina: Indeed! First question, starting with Roy-
A voice interjected, reeking of cockiness.
Cloud Strife: What do you want to know? About how amazingly good looking I am? I'll let the lady ask first. I'm sure you all have a lot of questions for me, Cloud Strife.
Stanley: Hey, pretty boy, shut it! Contestants only!
Cloud: Hmph. I may as well be up there at 1st place, I would have won. Don't waste the chance to speak to me while I'm still here.
A cape descended from the roof as everyone looked in awe. From the highest podium in the stadium, Meta Knight glided down, landing smoothly on the ground.
Meta Knight: But you didn't participate. Silence, come back when you can put up a real fight.
The crowd whistled and cheered, and Cloud rolled his eyes.
Cloud: Fine. Don't complain later when you all want autographs…I'm not signing.
Stanley: Anyways! Roy, despite being eliminated first in this contest, things have been going good for you!
Roy: Oh yeah! Yeeeeeeeeah! Woohoo!
Roy started to stand up in excitement when Falco placed a hand on his shoulder to lower him down. The thrones were in order of elimination.
Roy: Sorry, I can't help myself! I made it back to Smash 4! Thank you oh awesome Meta Knight, thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sure, I was out first in this contest…I went a little overboard on my enthusiasm to play.
Marth: A little?
Roy: But after begging, pleading, and sleeping in front of Nintendo's office every single day for the next 3 years…they caved in and let me in Smash 4! My name will never die now!
Bowser: Until you get cut from Smash 6. Bwahaha!
Roy began to shake in fear.
Roy: No, not again! It's lonely being in no games for that long! Nooooo! Uwahhhhh! Nooooouahhhhhhhhh!
Stanley: Ok ok, next person! Falco…haven't we seen enough of you? Yo came back over 3 times after being eliminated.
Falco: Yeah yeah, well like Mr. Excitement over there, I was out of work for a long time. Then, my boy Meta Knight gave me a role in Star Fox Zero. Gotta thank him, he's looking out for us!
Stanley: But I hear it didn't do so hot…
Falco covered his ears.
Falco: I can't hear you! Nope!
Rosalina: I thought it was alright…next person, Jigglypuff!
Jigglypuff was fast asleep.
Stanley: I'm not waking her up. Eggplant Wizard!
Eggplant Wizard went walking up to her. She briefly woke up and passed out again, making Eggplant Wizard fly into the roof.
Stanley: Next, uh…Ganondorf.
Stanley gulped as Ganondorf laughed.
Ganondorf: In between trying to kill you all on several occasions, I had fun trying to annex people in this game to vote for who I wanted.
He whipped his head backward, almost making Luigi scream in horror.
Zelda: You're a monster!
Ganondorf: Quiet, witch!
Bayonetta: Oh, there's more witches out there? She is one attractive witch it seems…
Ganondorf: No, no! Don't interject when I am talking!
Bayonetta scoffed, making Ganondorf angry.
Bayonetta: Bring it you big ugly brute.
Ganondorf lunged from his throne, diving towards her. He charged back his fist, readying a warlock punch.
Bayonetta: Predictable.
Bayonetta stepped to the side slightly, leaving the lord of shadows in a freeze frame. He was launching his punch at 1 MPH.
Bayonetta: Check in tomorrow, chesire.
Dark Pit leaned on a random pole, nodding his head.
Dark Pit: That did nothing to him at all, obviously. He is moving like a lightning bolt after that attack. Yep, he is the king of speed.
Stanley: Wow that was amazing! Next, we were supposed to have Mewtwo here but he is not with up. Next-
Mewtwo teleported into his throne, finishing up a telekinetic text on his Pokedex.
Mewtwo: Apolgies. I was sharing my views with the other Pokemon professors on why we need to breed more Heatmors to quell the Durant breakout back in Unova.
Rosalina How did you do that?!
Mewtwo: Don't worry about it. So, I know you are going to ask me by reading your mind: Would I have won if I didn't lose my temper and accidentally break the rules? Yes.
Falcon raised his hand before Mewtwo lightly lowered it with telekinetics.
Mewtwo: No. There's no debate. But I have been taking anger management classes ever since so I don't blow anymore opportunities like that again. They have been effective, Tabuu has been attending them with me. I will also thank Meta Knight for inviting me to Smash 4 after I missed the role call for Brawl.
Meta Knight: No problem-
Mewtwo: Even if I had to buff myself in game because I started out as hot garbage!
The ceiling began to shake as Mewtwo's eyes glowed. He took a deep breath.
Mewtwo: Sorry. I have been refrained long enough in Melee. I'm glad I got some room to breath in Smash 4. Even if I had to self impose it and remove my own restraints. That's my piece.
Stanley: You make my job so much easier Mewtwo…next, DK Junior! My old rival! And the most boring person here! Anything interesting to say, to do? At all?
Dk Junior raised his fist in the air. Everyone gasped in leaned in anticipation.
He lowered his fist again and blinked.
Stanley: That's it? Really? Ugh, waste of a spot! Next person, Mega Man!
Mega man: Hey man, first shout outs to MK for securing a spot for me in Smash 4! I appreciate the thought man! I get to control the powers of a bunch of fellow men!
Snake: Uh, Mega Man, I'd stop while you're ahead.
Mega Man: Why man? Me and my men, we all get along. I love my men and their powers! If only my suit didn't malfunction in the contest, but if I got to compete again, I would have waves of me in my suit, servicing me!
Stanley: Next! Next next next! Sonic!
Sonic: Fo rizzle my nizzle! Sup in this hizzle, my dizzle?
Stanley cocked an eyebrow.
Stanley: Looks like Ness isn't the only one who needs subtitles…what's with the act man?
Sonic: Well, I got over my water-tizzle fears after my crew trained me through some very…scarrizzling methods.
Sonic flashed back to being tied in a boat on a stormy, rainy day, in the middle of the ocean.
Knuckles: Sup, this water will rock yo boat. When you stop screaming, you are cured. Ight?
Sonic squirmed in his restraints as a tidal wave sent him flying upwards in his tiny boat.
Knuckles: That'll do it. So, Silver, who's gonna be the new star of the Sonic series?
Silver: Hopefully not Shadow…let's take him out next.
They clapped hands and went on their way.
Sonic: See? Not scared of the whiggity wack water no more!
Sonic slashed a bucket of water on his face. He then heard a lightning struke outside and yelped again.
Sonic: The lightningizzle! So…much…lightning!
Stanley: Good you've made progress…I guess. Link!
Link let off a cheerful wave.
Stanley: One of the biggest names in Nintendo, out trying to save his princess. We're you trying to sabotage your team, by chance? You lost the challenge with the bomb defusing in order to save Zelda!
Link waved his arms in protest.
Stanley: And in the final votes, you chose Bowser when no one else did. What's up with that? Were you in this game purely to mess up everyone else's chances?!
Link yelled and whipped out a bomb. Rosalina used her gravitational pull to take it and snuff it out.
Rosalina: Settle down hun, he is just teasing you. But why did you vote for Bowser?
Stanley: Sure…teasing…
Link sighed, just offering a smile towards Bowser again.
Bowser: What? Don't look at me like that, like you know I actually want to b a productive member of normal society!
Snake: That's a shock…
Bowser: No, no, shut up! I was kidding! That fairy elf don't know much past the fact that he knows I should have won this stupid contest!
Rosalina: Settle down, secret sweetheart inside…next, Goroh! You were seen as a massive threat on the Vacuums.
Goroh: I was! Strong, great leadership, and always plotting. Too bad I never got to vote out Luigi…
Luigi squeaked in his seat.
Goroh: All in respect though. You played a good game, greenie.
Luigi sighed in relief.
Luigi Quit a scaring me guys, I'm a gonna have a heart attack!
Rosalina: You and Falcon got on good terms too I believe?
Goroh: Indeed. We realized we have to stick together when we are…still out of work. I didn't even get a promotion past an assist trophy in Smash 4. Why is that, MK?
Meta Knight: Hard to do when Mario Kart makes your series non existent…
Goroh glared at Luigi again, making him pass out.
Rosalina: Oh my! While medics get him an ice pack…next, Wario!
Wario: Yes! My turn!
Rosalina: You were perceived as very lazy on the island…rude…and ugly…sorry these are just behind the scenes comments!
Wario Pah! They are just jealous of my looks! If I had actually tried, I would have made it a lot further! But I saved my energy, for treasure hunting.
Rosalina: You even lived in a pokeball recently! That was quite the experience!
Wario: Rent was totally free! It's as big as a mansion in those things…but I accidentally ate my pokeball thinking it was a cherry. Ahh well, I still live in a mansion with all my treasure!
Snake: The moment when the walking lard ball lives better than you…
Rosalina heard Snake's muttering and turned to him.
Rosalina: Snake! You, Pikachu, and Yoshi were all out at 17th. Some thought you would make it all the way too!
Snake: I probably would have, if I didn't get swapped out…
Daroach: Skilled out.
Snake: Whatever. Point is I didn't get voted out…I should come back in the next competition.
Rosalina: Uh, Snake hun, I don't think there is a next one-
Snake: But maybe not. I love my new job!
Stanley: Oh yeah, director of the Nintendo lady model shoot! Lucky man…
Snake laughed, and the girls of the audience hollered.
Stanley: Any ladies out there looking good enough to invite for your next calander man?
Snake pointed out his finger, snapping his finger at a few VIP ladies.
Snake: Defintely the blue haired girl, Lucina.
Lucina: That's so degrading to women. Count me out!
Snake: Also, The green haired girl Palutena, the short black haired girl Bayonetta…and the one in the tight yoga clothing Wii Fit Trainer.
While Palutena and WFT rubbed their chins thinking about it, Bayonetta nodded in satisfaction.
Bayonetta: Sure, as long as I get to model with other women…
Snake: Sold!
Rosalina: One last question, you and Zero Suit Samus talked about. Any chemistry there?
ZSS: No, not a chance.
Snake: Yeah…she lets herself go too often anyways.
ZSS: Why you-
Rosalina: Since Pikachu has chosen not to say anything and sleep in ZSS's lap…Yoshi! Always something nice to say!
Yoshi: Yoshi! [Arceus, you people are so dumb]
Rosalina: You were so liked by everyone on the island that you could have possibly won it all with your excellent people skills!
Luigi: Yep, Yoshi is the buddy I can always rely on!
Yoshi could not remove his head from his hand, fixated in a facepalm position.
Yoshi: Yoshi...[These people...does anyone here have an IQ above 40?]
Mewtwo: Sometimes I ask myself the same question.
Yoshi received the telekinetic message and shuttered.
Yoshi: Yoshi yoshi! [I stand corrected...]
Yoshi got up and walked to the bar.
Rosalina: Wait we aren't finished yet! Ahh well...Krystal!
Krystal: Hey, what's up?
Stanley: Ahh Krystal, always one of the more sensible ones in the game...how's life been after the game?
Krystal sighed heavily.
Krystal: Well, I wasn't invited to participate in Star Fox Zero...or Smash 4. Did I do something wrong?
Fox got up and yelled.
Fox: Yeah, isn't my Krystal good enough for you all?!
Meta Knight: You consulted with me to can her appearance in Zero in order to get another chapter to yourself.
Fox began to sweat as Krystal whipped out her staff.
Rosalina: Wow, good thing you didn't lose your temper on Daroach when he cheated you out of Survivor of the Smash with his double sided coin! We found out after he was eliminated...
Krystal's eyes began to burn at Daroach, who shook under his hat in fear.
Krystal: Yaaaaaaaah!
She pounced on Daroach and chased him around the stadium, whacking him with her pole. A game of vixen and mouse.
Stanley: While that blows over...
Stanley then had a PTSD attack related to the next elimination, how Fawful sent him overboard and Stanley quit in a maniacal rage. He recollected how Zero Suit Samus blew up like a balloon and got eliminated unfairly from the game.
Stanley: Damn you Fawfulllllll!
Fawful: Does Fawful's presence bother you faster than a car slathered in dragon scales and NaCl? Too bad!
Stanley hissed, then gained recomposure, the blood vessel receding in his head.
Stanley: ZSS came back so next person is Zelda!
Funky and Marth looked dismayed.
Funky: But, you skipped me! I had a gigantic speech on how this game impacted my life and how me and Falcon became best bros!
Falcon: We hang out and life weights on our off days from work!
Marth: So everyday because both of you are unemployed...but I still have a future in the gaming industry! I'm the face of Fire Emblem! Don't skip me!
Stanley: Look I've rented this stadium till midnight we are running out of time, let's move it!
Marth questioned his actions.
Marth: Who did you rent this from? Meta Knight?
Meta Knight: Yes. Me and the sword knights are sparring later.
Marth: And I wasn't invited?!
Stanley: Shut up! Now Zelda...the game's flirt.
Zelda shot him a wink. Link rolled his eyes.
Stanley: Does Link disapprove of your actions at all?
Zelda: Heh, he'll manage. After all, I made it further than him and that lousy Ganondorf! That makes me the superior leader of the Triforce. Wisdom always conquers power and courage!
Link and Ganondorf found themselves slowly drawing out their swords in unison. Mewtwo telekinetically slipped them back in their holisters. Link apologized for his actions to Mewtwo promptly. Ganondorf did not.
Stanley: Wow those are some powerful words!
Zelda: You mean wisdom filled words? Because I'm the most beautiful and smartest of the three?
Link wrote a note to Ganondorf with the words "I.O.U one princess" on it.
Rosalina: Girl power! Hehe, now that we have caught up with the cast that had less attention before...we are going to move things along and jump a few people ahead. Looks like Daroach is preoccupied with avoiding Krystal...
Daroach managed to evade her attacks via a smokescreen, disguising himself amongst the Squeaks in the crowd and smirked as he held her staff, conceiled under his coat.
Fox: Krystal, you're swinging at thin air!
Krystal halted, stopped, and panted.
Krystal: What? How? Daroach!
Krystal eventually gave up and sat back down in defeat. The Lakitu camera floating around shifted its focus to Fox.
Fox Oh boy, here's my piece! Ok, first I would like to talk about the Landmasters for Lads charity. They promise to donate one Landmaster to a homeless child for every 10 million dollars received. Now I know this is a hefty number but with your help-
The camera began to pan off Fox to Ness mid speech, who smiled and waved.
Ness: Heye! Eye hid aye weally grate teyme own thes show! Shore eye wuz pozested mowst off da teyme bye Gigyass, bot these exspearience halped me threw thoz dork teymes!
Ness had subtiles under his words when he spoke on TV.
Rosalina: That's great to hear Ness! Here's a question, did Meta Knight deserve his win in this competition, in your opinion?
Fox interjected.
Fox: Yeah, he's a swell guy! He had the brains to do it too, boy was he smart, almost as smart as Mewtwo. Now if we can get back to my Landmasters for Lads fundraiser-
The camera shot from Fox and Ness to see a smoke emitting from Game and Watch's 2D throne. It was hard to see what he was doing since he was 2D, but the area began to heat up and flames bursted about. Game and Watch was trying to set the place ablaze as audience members began to scream. The flames caught onto Corrin's cape as he began to scream and run in circles. Game and Watch stared in a mesmorizing trance.
Stanley: Bloody hell, not again!
The flames crackled and flourished more, with Luigi heading straight to the door, wavedashing ahead of everyone else.
Luigi: Oh goombas, the place is a going under! Eek!
Cloud began to stand up, kicking Luigi away from the door and blocked the doorway.
Cloud: Ok peons, relax. Cloud Strike, from Final Fantasy 7, is here to put out the flame since no one else here is as amazing at putting out fires as I am.
Cloud then thought to himself "How do you activate a water spell again?"
Meanwhile, the sprinkers in the stadium activated, extinguishing the flames. One of the sprinklers broke off after it finished spraying and landed on the ground, making Corrin trip over it and pratfall into the ground.
Fawful: 2D buffalo, that was more exciting than a tooth who has just applied for a claim on his busted car made of cactus juice!
Game and Watch clapped his hands, before Mewtwo took the rest of his matches on him and chucked them out a window.
Rosalina: Oh dear, we should send him to therapy for that pyro problem...um, Fawful!
The crowd began to cheer wildly.
Stanley: Oh you've got to be kidding, how is this annoying twit a fan favorite?!
Rosalina: So, have you received any attention after this show greater than a banana undergoing cosmetic surgery to become a horse?
Stanley stared, mouth agape.
Stanley: How does she do it...
Fawful: Indeed, Fawful has many fans! Fans louder than a curtain who has won the lottery to become a prime minister!
Rosalina: I see! So what have you been up to in the last 5 years?
Stanley smirked.
Stanley: Yes, please tell us.
Fawful: Well I have had no work ever since my last game against green bean and the fat turtle!
Bowser: You got owned by both of us, bwahaha! Well I beat you worse, but how's retirement now?!
Fawful: Bat rat man has not contacted me for work, I saw I am angrier than a hummingbird who has taken flight to a amish village and was denied service!
Meta Knight: Fawful. I can hardly understand what you say. It is impossible to make a contract with you with your...mannerisms.
Fawful: Cat burocracys! I have fury! Fury!
Fawful grumbled to himself as the camera zoomed out, focusing on Luigi, Falcon, ZSS, and Bowser.
Stanley: Finally, the last people to be eliminated! Well, just Luigi and ZSS were voted out. Bowser and Falcon just lost the final challenge miserably!
Falcon: Hey man, it was a close race!
Rosalina: Luigi, have you learned anything from your experience on the island?
Luigi: Actually, I learned I can work with my enemies at crucial times in order to a make it far!
Bowser snorted.
Bowser: Yeah, and look where it got you, in the loser squad bwahaha!
Rosalina: Now play nice Bowser! Or less brutish...anyways, Falcon! you were regarded as the biggest physical threat in the game! What gives you the drive to give it your all, 100% of the time?
Falcon stood up in a dramatic pose. Even that action ha to be in a tryhard fashion.
Falcon: I knew that I had to fight for me and my Goroh buddy to get work again! And I love staying fit, making friends, and crashing car! We didn't have enough car challenges...or even a bench press contest!
Meta Knight: You were a worthy adversary Falcon. I hope you put that money I gave you to good use.
Falcon: Yep! I started a massive gym and race car facility, thanks buddy!
Falcon grabbed him, squeezing Meta Knight so hard he was pawing and gasping for air.
Falcon: Everyone here gets a 1 day trial to my Falcon Fit Fellows gym!
The crowed cheered and whistled, everyone was pleased.
Well, except Ganondorf.
Stanley: And ZSS, I'm glad to see you still slender!
ZSS rolled her eyes.
Stanley: At least you were the longest lasting female...because of a roulette wheel being rigged in your favor in order to keep the female audience still interested and have some eye candy remaining.
Rosalina whispered to Stanley.
Rosalina: Uh Stanley, you're on live TV. The cops might be arriving now pretty soon.
Stanley: Rightfully so! And it is 30 minutes until Meta Knight brings his knights to train here. Fortunately, he has a surprise for all of you contestants and the VIP!
Meta Knight's eyes began to shift back and forth. An awkward silence followed after. Stanley leaned into Meta Knight's ear...wherever that was on him.
Stanley: Now would be a good time to call in your Halbred ride you set up for us!
Meta Knight: Slight problem.
Stanley: What?!
Meta Knight: The ship was crashed by a student knight piloting the ship. It's in the shop for repairs.
Rosalina: Uh oh, what do we do now?!
Fox, with his very acute hearing, picked up on the whispering and naturally, blurted it outloud.
Fox: What, a ship ride? I love ships! On the Halbred no less, now it won't happen?!
Waluigi regained consciousness, getting up and standing before the contestants and VIP.
Waluigi: Attention my fellow friends! I may have known you for only a few minutes, but fear now! As the winner of Survivor of the Smash: Nintendo, I have provided a fantastic alternative plan!
Marth: Um, Waluigi-
Daroach who had slipped back into the contestants stand put a hand on his shoulder.
Daroach: No. Watch. The payoff will be funnier
Waluigi: Thank you! We can all hop on my back, and I will use my flying through the air powers to travel the skies as this 2nd place winner set up before!
Bowser: I call shotgun!
Bowser proceeded to do a Bowser Bomb onto Waluigi, who was lying on the ground awaiting passengers. Waluigi now laid mangled in a hole in the ground.
Stanley: Ugh...how are we gonna exit this place in style...we just can't ride on a scrawny toothpick. We need something big! Big...
Stanley's face lit up. His head slowly rotated towards ZSS.
ZSS: Um, can I help you?
Rosalina caught his drift, her eyes flickering towards her. All the hosts, then slowly the contestants turned towards her direction.
ZSS: Oh no...no.
Stanley: Come on girl! You are the star here! Your time has come!
ZSS began to slowly stand up and back away from the forming crowd.
ZSS: I am not becoming a giant blimp just to parade around the skies for all of you!
Robin: Due to your previous inflations during your time on the island, your stomach capacity has increased an incredible 2145%. Therefore, your body can obtain a size far beyond even the Halbred's size. Quite fascinating.
Stanley: How...did you figure that out? You weren't even there, just watching on TV!
Robin: My deduction skills are unrivaled.
ZSS: I don't care if I can hit planet size!
Robin: Actually -
ZSS lookd in horror.
ZSS: I'm just going to leave now.
Stanley sighed, pulling out the contract in his pocket.
Stanley: I don't think so sweet cheeks! You are under contract! Read it!
ZSS pulled out her copy under her throne, skimming through it and read the fineprint on sectio 42-D.
ZSS: All contestants on the show must adhere when no alternatives are available i the given circumstances to the conditions that follow. These include: Electrocution for a power source, yelling to fend off Beatics, inflating to a pre determined size for a fast escape, etc etc...No way.
ZSS dropped her head.
Rosalina: I didn't write it up...and you checked yes below.
ZSS: And no one else did? There were 50 pages of content, you all read them?!
Falcon: It's very important to read the terms and conditions. Even I know that!
ZSS: Fine. Just get on with it.
ZSS stood there in her curvaceous figure, arms crossed.
Stanley: Great! Dig Dug! Get over here!
Dig Dug, who was exiting the rafter above, walked up to ZSS. His hair was rugged underneath his helmet with a slightly twitching eye. He looked a bit deranged. Hopping around ZSS, who just came up to her thigh, he poked and prodded her, making ZSS growl.
Dig Dug: Yes...somehow I have been waiting for this day! My day has come to inflate something besids bloody dragons and round red things! It's time to 'exxpand my horizons!'
Dig Dug laughed maniacally.
ZSS: Can you at least get a professional to do this? I don't trust this guy-
ZSS was cut off by a bike pump hose entering the end of her mouth.
Stanley: Professional? This guy is great! I mean, we found him living on a street corner mumbling to himself about how he escaped a psych ward after 'popping' all the people there...but he's cool.
ZSS shuffled nervously, her sparkling blue eyes showing concern.
Dig Dug: Don't worry lassy, I've glued it in so it won't fall out, let's start!
ZSS: Mmmphm! [Shouldn't I at least inflate in a baggy shirt and sweatpants, this suit is tight which means-]
ZSS' train of thought was interrupted by a rush of air entering her body from Dig Dug frantically pumping away. Her cheeks began to puff up instantly, her hands resting on her slender stomach which began to round out under her touch, blowing up to basketball size. Her thighs swelled up, growing larger and protruding to her sides, smacking Waluigi and Corrin away to the other sides of the colloseum in one big push.
Zelda: Like wow, he kind of is a pro. Looks how big she is getting in such short time.
Fox: No kidding, baby got back!
ZSS wiggled her arms in protest as her rear increased tenfold in size, before her body became circular and reached the size of a house. Dig Dug hoppd on her back as she filled up bigger and bigger, dropping down a ladder. A ripping sound was heard from the back of her suit.
Bowser: Bwahaha! Nice underwear!
ZSS blushed madly, unable to cover up her Metroid printed white panties on display much to the mixed reactions of disgust and excitement of the other contestants.
Stanley: Well, everyone hop on the ladders our guest Dig Dug dropped down, she's getting really big! We can take flight!
Everyone made a mad rush to the ladders. Waluigi was able to swim onto her inflated frame. Corrin was trampled by every foot that past. Eventually, ZSS was inflated so large that her body bursted through the entire colloseum. Meta Knight looked enraged as the retractable roof looked pointless.
Meta Knight: Stanley. You said blimp sized. Not stadium sized. That's coming out of your hosting money.
Stanley: Sorry I didn't know! He's still going too...
ZSS had muffled screams the entire time as her body continued to expand. Her limbs sucked into her body, making her look like a gigantic circular blue ball, covered with rips marks all along the suit. Fortunately, it still held by mere, strongly fabricated strings. All of the VIP and contestants had now boarded ZSS in her massive form. The crowd looked in awe as they floated to the skies, with Vivi summoning a gust of wind to propel them forward to travel the Nintendo universe.
Ridley flew around ZSS, scared due to her staggering large size. He felt inferior now. He use to be the biggest thing around. He then flew off, sobbing to himself.
Stanley: I'm glad you all made it here to experience this once in a life time voyage! With ZSS as our wonderful blimp woman!
ZSS screamed in anger, lips muffled between the hose in her mouth which was further compounded by the air trapped in her cheeks.
Stanley: I gathered you all here to make an annoucement. Well, more importantly for the VIP. All of the VIP...you are invited to our next Survivor of the Smash! Wouldn't that be exciting?!
They all just kind of mumbled to themselves.
Stanley: Ahh fine screw the whole thing, I'll just go back to my own lonely game...but we are still going on the voyage, she'll deflate in a few days so that gives us time!
Bayonetta peered below, looking concerned.
Bayonetta: Now as much as I love women who are large and in charge like this sexy lass here, I think we are starting to leave the orbit...
Dig Dug never stopped pumping air. More and more air flowed in, ZSS turning into a ginormous ball of air.
Rosalina: Hang on guys!
Rosalina provided a bubble for every person on ZSS to breath in space as ZSS' size surpassed the planet they were on. In the end, Dig Dug passed out from exhaustion and left ZSS as a massive, blue circle with dot sized limbs, inflated to planet size.
A new planet has been born!
The end!