Disclaimer: We don't own nothin'!We own our characters, Lujza, Susie and Kojima, but not the Hetalia characters. I already told them that! Not in this chapter you didn't.

Chapter 2

Ze awesome me is currently at zis unawesome meeting. Even though ze awesome me is not a country anymore, mien bruder insisted zat I go along with him to keep up with ze rest of ze vorld. So not cool, right? But I go anyway, just to keep West company, of course. I'm such an awesome brother!

Anyway, the unawesome meeting, as usual was going novhere. England, France, and America were bickering about unimportant zis und zat. Zis soon turned into an awesome fist fight between Britain und France while America, who'd gotten bored with the two of them, was unawesomely eating a "McDonald's Big Mac" as he called it. I swear, he's going to die of high cholesterol one day. How he stays so strong is beyond even ze awesome me. Russia was sitting in his chair, watching all of this transpire while laughing his unawesome und eerie laugh. Zere was an empty chair beside him zat I swear America was sitting in a moment ago. China was still trying to sell his cheap snacks to everyone und Spain was pestering a quickly reddening Romano whose quiet mutterings of "tomato bastard" und "goddamn meeting" fell on deaf ears. Italy was rambling on about pasta, pizza und other things my awesome self couldn't discern because he started to speak in italian, und a quiet Japan who, reading ze atmosphere, refrained from speaking, already knowing what was to come.

As if on cue, mien bruder abruptly stood up und began yelling at ze countries present.

"Everyone shut up, und sit down so we can finish zis meeting und go home," he yelled, scaring most of the countries into submission. Not me, of course, because i'm too awesome for zat.

"Whow bro chill out," said America, his power to not read ze atmosphere kicking in at the wrong moment.

"No America I vill not 'chill out'. We need to finish zis meeting, so sit down und pay attention," West stated while pinching his nose in irritation.

Zen ze awesome me heard a ding sound ring throughout the room and by ze looks of confusion on everyone's faces, and ze silence zat ensued, I'm guessing zat zey heard it too.

"OMG, you guys are just as funny and crazy as they say. You're perfect," screeched an enthusiastic, female voice almost bursting our eardrums at ze intensity of it.

"What the bloody hell was that," said Britain, speaking everyone's thoughts looking around ze room for the source of ze voice.

"Sicily, stop confusing them and just get to the point already," another calm yet bored sounding voice reverberated through ze room. Zis one also sounded like a girl.

"Oh give me the mike," said yet another voice zis one sounding serious and more composed than ze first. Yet again, a girl.

"Ahem," prepared ze composed voice, "We would like to congratulate to the countries of the show 'Hetalia' that your fandom has grown large enough for you to be invited to Fanopolis."

"Veee, what's a fandom," questioned a confused Italy to ze mysterious voices.

"Well," started ze enthusiastic voice, "when a fandoms grown large enough for it to be world know in a certain area, that being books, movies, shows, etc., the characters are then taken to Fanopolis to….. uhh… what was it again. Nicole, help me explain."

The bored voice then sighed and apparently "took the mike" and began speaking.

"I'm sorry, but we don't have much time to explain, but you are about to be transported to what we think is a different world. We're not entirely sure," the supposed female explained," You remember those missing kids all around the world? That's us. My name is Nicole, please don't blame the messenger, and prepare for the bumpy ride. We'll explain when you get there." A loud click sounded, like someone had hung up a phone. I laughed nervously. "I-it must be a prank, right guys?," I asked, looking around the room for support

The other countries visibly relaxed. "Yes, I'm sure you're right, Prussia," England said, shaking head, "Just a prank, nothing to be worried about."

The meeting continued. Bored, the awesome me took out my awesome phone and tried clicking on one of the apps. My phone began to vibrate violently. Confused, I tapped it some more, and I felt a pulling sensation. I tapped it again and my awesome finger disappeared into the screen. I yelped in surprise and tried to pull it out, only to find that I was being pulled into the phone faster.

"WEST,"I exclaimed. Sighing, mien bruder looked at me.

"What is it this time, Preußen?" he asked. By now my entire hand had gotten sucked into the screen, and the pulling was getting faster.

I showed him my phone, and started getting woozy. Mein bruder yelled out and I saw a flash, and instinctively closed my eyes, the pulling sensation had stopped.

I felt someone's hand on my shoulder, and Romano whispered, "Chigi." Slowly, I opened my eyes. I blinked in surprise. I looked behind me to find everyone from ze unawesome meeting was here too. Ze awesome me turned back around. What exactly is here?


"OH MY GOSH! The computer was telling the truth! It DID bring them!"

"Calm down Sicily, we need to introduce ourselves, they need to know why they are here."

"Oh! You're so smart Katherine. We should, right Nicole?"

"Yes,Sicily, what do you think we were going to do?"


"EEEEEEEEEEEEE," Susie squealed.

Lujza sighed, wincing at the sound. Ever since they were taken to this place, Susie had stopped holding back like she did at school. Holding back what, you might ask. Her inner fangirl.

They had arrived two days ago, all together. Several people, mostly girls, helped them get settled in, introducing them to the food court and telling them what they knew, which wasn't much.

They were now traveling to the "Hetalia fandom" by ship. Kojima was having slight seasickness problems, but nothing, he assured them, that he couldn't handle.

Lujza sighed, thinking back to when they had first come here.


Both her friends latched onto Susie's arm and started pulling back. However their efforts did nothing and they got sucked in too.

Ludja woke first, her head pounding. She sat up from the cold metallic ground, squinting at the bright light.

"Where are we," Susie whispered.

Lujza swiveled her head to look at her green-eyed friend. "What did you do?"

"I'm not exactly sure. Wait, what are we wearing," Susie asked, looking down at her clothes.

"I'm not sure that matters now, Susie. We need to make sure Kojima is alright," Lujza exclaimed, rushing to her friend. She grabbed his shoulders and began to shake him.

Kojima winced as he woke to Susie's insistent shouting. Both girls deflated, sighing in relief as the japanese boy sat up slowly.

"Where are we," he said cautiously.

"We're not exactly sure. I'm sorry guys," Susie whispered ducking her head, obviously ashamed at her spontaneous actions.

Lujza sighed and put her hand on the english girl's head in a friendly gesture. "It's okay, you couldn't have possibly known what would happen."

Susie wrapped her arms around Lujza tightly. Shaking her head, Lujza returned the hug.

The three friends slowly stood up and looked around the metallic room they were in. There was a door on the other side of the room, but it was otherwise empty. Glancing at her friends, Lujza walked to the door and opened it.


And… That's it for this chapter!

Sorry for the cliffhanger guys, but oohlips123 was complaining about the length

I Didn't complain, I just thought it'd be funny if we left it there.

You did too.

You don't know me! I'm too awesome! Munchlax, I choose you!

*sighs*

Now I bet most of you out there are wondering where is the third author's comments? Probably not, but unfortunately she isn't here when we do the comments with us at the moment and we don't know when she'll get around to it either, so until then it's just us.

Sorry it took so long for this chapter to come out, but we have lives, unfortunately.

Until next time, Buscú!

Yeah! See ya next time, Bros!

P.S. I think oohlips123 has problems figuring out which personality to use.

Don't Judge, Bro, it's uncool.