Disclaimer: APH Mexico, you have the horrors, I mean honors for this chapter!
Oh, thanks I…..What!?
You get to do the disclaimer, Bro!
Fine… oohlips123, WerecatDragonRiders and I don't own anything that we will mention below. The only thing that belongs to us are our three characters, and the land we have created. Steal any of this and I will personally punch you through the screen. Don't. Mess. With. Us….
Chapter 4
Susie was dragging her friends along, when Lujza dug her heels into the ground.
"Vhat did she mean by "ze countries area here" ,"Lujza asked.
"Oh, sorry you weren't there for that conversation. I would tell you now, but the countries need rescuing," Susie replied, tugging her friends harder. Sighing, Lujza allowed herself to be dragged as Kojima silently followed.
"Ugh. Maple, what just happened," Canada quietly said to himself as he sat up from laying on the ground. "Kumajiki, where are you?"
"Who are you," the polar bear cub responded. "I'm Canada," the nation replied scooping up the bear into his arms and shakily standing to get a better view of his surroundings.
The other nations in the meeting were spread out in the large room that looked like an auditorium. He seemed to be the first to awaken, although the others were slowly coming to.
"Chigi," said Romano
"Bloody hell," England groggily stated.
"Vhere the hell are we," Prussia said as he too stood up and looked around.
"Ve~ Germany, Japan where are we."
"I don't know, Italy," Germany responded, "This isn't another one of your games is it, Japan?"
"No, Germany-san. I learned my lesson after that last incident with Error," he cordially replied.
"Vell, let's do a head count then," said Germany, standing up like the rest of us.
"France." "Oui!" "Russia." "Da." "China." "Here, aru!" "America." "I'm totally here, Bro!" "Spain." "Si." "England" "Here." "Romano." "Don't talk to me potato bastard!" "Bruder." "Awesomeness is here!" "Japan." "Hai." "Italy." "Veeeeee~"
"Okay zen. It looks like everyone's here," Germany ended. Forgotten again, Canada thought.
"So, first order of business is to figure out where we are and what's going on," Germany said, "Everyone spread out and search for clues."
All of the nations separated again and searched the auditorium for any information on their current situation. Canada did his best to help, but knew that if he did find something, he'd go unnoticed.
"Hey, West," Prussia shouted from across the room, "this stupid door won't open. Help me knock it down."
"I wouldn't do that if I were you," a voice rang out. The same bored voice they'd heard before being brought here.
There was a flash of lightning (lightning indoors?), and a girl who looked around 15 appeared. She was a darkish skinned girl with blackish hair in braids, wearing a Kingdom Hearts shirt, a Pikachu jacket, dark jeans with a Kingdom Hearts belt and black tennis shoes.
"HELLLOOOOO COUNTRIES," She shouted and was about to run up to them until a hand shot out of her shadow and grabbed her jacket hood.
"Sicily, don't go scaring them like you did those elves for Rise of the Guardians," said the other girl who had stepped out of the shadows.
This one was wearing less flashy and spasmodic clothes: A black hoodie and jeans, black low-top sneakers with long brown hair pulled up into a messy ponytail.
"But, Nicole," she whined trying to escape her grip.
"No Sicily," the teen replied. "I'm not making the same mistake like last time!"
A blonde about the same age appeared. She was wearing a black t-shirt with the words Mischief Managed scrawled on the front, and a pair of black ear buds trailed from the pocket in her light blue jeans. She sighed and took a piece of wood from her pocket, and flicked it while muttering something under her breath. The first girl froze in mid step, causing her to fall over on her face.
"Oomph," she grunted, as she hit the carpet
The countries stood there watching and waiting for their conversation to finish.
"Nicole, watch Sicily while I address the countries, okay?" "K," she replied, holding the jumpy one down by covering her mouth and sitting on her back.
"Hello, countries," the serious blonde said turning to the other people in the room, "Sorry about that. She's a little hard to contain when she's excited."
"Veeee~ Who are you?" Italy asked looking more confused than when he'd gotten there.
The blonde grinned. "Hi, my name is Katherine, and you probably know which one's Sicily and which one is Nicole. You are currently in a place called Fanopolis, Sicily named it just so you know. We're not exactly sure where this is, but we think it's somewhere on the internet. This is basically a fangirl's paradise. Sometimes characters get dragged in, sometimes only the ones that died come, and sometimes none come. Y'all got dragged in. The computer that runs this place is very picky. No contact with the outside world, and no bullying people. This gets you a shock that is just enough to knock you out, but not able to kill you. Also we can't technically die here, technically. If you find yourself in a position in which you would've died, you "lose a life". You have three lives before you get sent to a...umm. ...regeneration room, I guess. The room is in what we call the "central hub". We can't leave, or at least we haven't figured out how to leave yet. Y'all are in a "fandom" which here is basically an island that holds fans of the same tv show, book, movie, anime, or manga. I would tell you more, but we don't have much time left," she said, taking a deep breath when she was finished.
"What do you mean 'we don't have much time left," inquired Canada, thinking he'd go unheard.
"Oh, well, they're coming and that door won't hold them for long," Katherine said taking out the same stick she used to stop Sicily and waved it over her head.
"So now that the explanation is over," Sicily started, grabbing everyone's attention, "here's some advice. When we leave… Run, m'kay? Especially you Canada." And with that she disappeared in a flash of lightning once more. Nicole stood from where she had fallen when Sicily left, and looked at the countries for a moment before melting into the shadows and Katherine was gone before they could even think of looking for her.
"Who's this Canada person, aru," asked China
Suddenly, the door Prussia was standing next to burst open rather violently. A mob of bodies flooded the room and swarmed the shocked countries.
"WHO SAID THAT," said a few angry looking females, glaring around at the countries until she spotted Canada. One squealed and ran towards him along with a large chunk of the mob, and hugged him rather tightly causing him to drop Kumajiro who in turn was scooped up by another squealing girl who hugged him just as hard, but began fighting over him with another one.
The rest of the girls (since there seemed to be no guys in this odd mob) were swarming around the other countries, taking pictures, stealing hugs, squealing, and fighting other girls for a better look at their respective countries.
In conclusion, it was chaos that rivaled even a world meeting.
Canada was beginning to lose oxygen from all the girls surrounding him, all of them saying things like "We'll always love you, Canada" and "Don't worry, we won't forget you".
Suddenly he felt a tug on his coat and was yanked from the mass of girls into a dark tunnel in the wall (when did that get there?) and was standing face to face with a blond haired girl dressed like Germany. Kumajama was thrust into his arms and the girl kurtly said, "Stay here, we'll get the rest," and left the tunnel into the auditorium-like room once more.
A few moments later, America and England were thrown in there by a girl with goggles and a flyer pilot jacket who also left in a hurry. Japan, Germany, and Italy were next being escorted by a young asian boy wearing a kimono and…. Cat ears? He left as well with only a slight nod to the countries present before leaving.
The Pilot jacket girl returned with Prussia's arm in her hand saying, "Here we are, my lord. I must now return to assist my friends." and left soon after.
China and Russia were brought in by the asian boy and presumably German girl who quickly shut the door by swinging a pane in front of the opening making the tunnel momentarily dark. Lights soon turned on at the other end of the tunnel and the countries were urged into a room that was almost an exact replica of their world meeting room they'd been in previously that day. Two of the kids followed and shut the other panel over the hole in the wall, sealing it shut.
A few seconds later,a knock on the panel was heard and the German let her friend in.
After a few moments of silence, the girl in the pilot jacket let out a sigh of relief. "Okay, now that that's over, you guys can relax now. For a while at least."
"What happened to those deranged psychopaths?" England asked, still shaken from the sudden attack.
"Oh, the fangirls? Yeah, they're kind of everywhere right now. Don't worry, you'll get used to them. For now I told them you guys were out on the beach, trying to get to the ships."
"You have ships?! Then why are we here when we could be escaping," asked Spain
"I'm afraid, it doesn't work that way." the German girl replied, "the ships won't leave till tomorrow."
"Unless there is an emergency," corrected the brunette.
"Wouldn't this be considered an emergency? I mean we could have gotten hurt in that mob," asked America.
"Unfortunately not. Now if the Virus were to attack, that would be an entirely different situation," said Nicole, who was leaning against the wall in the corner.
A few of the countries jumped at her sudden appearance. Katherine appeared next, wearing a black robe over the clothes she had on earlier, and looking a little frustrated, and Sicily appeared behind her with a flash of light. She had a red handprint on her face, and she was grinning.
"Sicily, if you don't stop that, I swear I will hit you harder next time," Katherine ranted, glaring at her friend.
Sicily grinned wider. She waited until Katherine had turned around to face the others, and reached towards her arm.
"Elbow~," she sang, touching the mentioned place on the blonde's arm.
A loud smacking sound rang out as Katherine slapped Sicily, this time on the other cheek.
Sicily giggled,"Worth it!" as the red mark appeared.
Katherine sighed and turned to the people who were watching the weird performance.
"Sorry about that,"she said.
"Sorry about what, leaving us or just now," demanded Prussia.
"Just now, I don't regret leaving," announced Sicily. Nicole smacked the back of her head.
"What," she demanded, "those girls are scary, I mean, even I wasn't that scary."
Suddenly the song Canadian Please started playing loudly from the speakers. . Canada blushed deeply, recognizing the song.
"Huh, the Canada fans finally got to the office," Katherine observed.
Russia asked, "Whose Canada?"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! They'll find us faster if you say that," Sicily hissed looking around suspiciously.
"Vell, while they finish arguing, you might as well introduce yourselves," Germany said, looking at the three that rescued them.
"Oh, okay, my name is Susie, the German is Lujza, and the one wearing cat ears is Kojima," the brunette replied. The other two smiled when their names were called.
There was another flash of light, and everyone turned to see that the three girls had left once again.
"Sooo, what now," asked America.
Lujza started, "Well, I guess we shoul-"
Then there was a soft knock at the door. Susie turned and softly approached the door, opening it slowly. There was a blur as a body slammed into her, pushing her to the ground. There was a little girl in a pink tutu and a princess crown on her head sitting on Susie, crying into her chest.
"Big Sisssssss," she wailed. Susie paled.
"K-Kimberly?" she stuttered, "What are you doing here?"
The girl sniffled and then began her explanation.
"IwasonmycomputerwatchingMyLittlePonywhenthisthingypoppedup,andItriedtoclickthe'x'butmyfingerslippedandIclickedthe'yes'insteadandtheniwasbroughttothatweirdislandandIdidn'tknowanyoneandIwasscaredandthenIheardthisladyontheannouncementssaythatthesecondshiptoHetaliaIslandwasgoingtosetsail,andIrememberedthatyoulikedthatshowsoIgotonandthenIcamelookingforyou," she said all in one breath.
"Does anyone know what she just said," inquired England.
"Dude,wasn't it obvious. She said that she clicked on a link on her computer by accident and ended up here" America simplified.
"Oh."
"Kimberly, it's okay," Susie said in an unusually gentle and quiet voice, trying to get her to stop her tears, "Do you want to lay down? I'm sure one of these nice gentlemen will watch you with Lujza. Does that sound alright?"
"Umhmm," Kimberly replied with a tired sniffle. Susie slowly stood up and walked over to the nations, with her sister in her arms. She walked up to Italy holding out Kimberly.
"Do you mind helping Lujza watch her," she asked politely. Italy nodded and gently held Kimberly who'd fallen asleep in her sister's arms. Susie looked at her with kind, loving eyes before they hardened and stared at every nation in the room, silently threatening, 'Do anything to her and I will personally escort you to you graves. Country or not.'
Everyone got the hint.
"Eto," Japan and Kojima said at the same time.
"What's gonna happen now," they asked.
"Vell, I guess we should all go to bed for now," said Germany.
"Good idea, West," Prussia said, stretching his arms, "I'm beat."
"Then it's decided. Vell all meet up again tomorrow morning. Susie seems to know where everything is so she can lead you to your rooms without detection," said Lujza.
"Hai, I agree," said Kojima.
"Okay then guys," Susie began, her regular cheerfulness having returned, "I'll lead the way. Follo-"
Crash
There was a flash of lightning and Sicily appeared, looking spooked.
"We gotta' go now," she screamed at the top of her lungs, just to make sure everyone heard.
"What's going on," asked Russia.
Katherine appeared, breathing hard.
"The Virus is here," she said between gasps.
"You mean that virus you told us aboot earlier," asked Canada, starting to get frightened.
"Yes, that one," said Nicole, emerging from the shadows, panic in her eyes.
"But what does it even-," China began.
"We'll explain later," Sicily cut in, the frustration and fear in her voice obvious, "Right now we need to get you guys and the other girls off this island, RIGHT NOW."
Lujza, snapping out of her initial shock, picked up Kimberly, handing her to Susie, before running out of the room. A few moments later her voice was heard over the intercom.
Attention all Hetalians. Attention all Hetalians. There's been an attack on the countries. Everyone get into their positions. Plan Omegabeta119 is in effect.
"What's plan 'Omegabeta119'," inquired Canada.
Kojima turned to look at him.
"Oh, nothing really. Although you may want to hang on. They'll be here in a few seconds."
The door slammed open and the mob of girls swarmed in again once more, each girl joining a group who lifted the countries off their feet, and carried them out the door.
I have an announcement to make: JOHN CENA…. okay, carry on.
APH Mexico, do that again and I WILL hurt you.
Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try!
Wanna go Bro! Meet me behind the school at 6. (JK, I can't fight. But seriously, I'm done with that ish.)
'Kay. I just wanted to say that. It's boring at my house.
Just put on some music or somethin'. No one's home so no one'll be bothered.
I'm listening the Besame Mucho by the Beatles right now.
I love that fanfic. Too bad it ain't finished. Back to the subject at hand, though. Thank you for reading this chapter of Welcome to Fanoplis. We hope you're enjoying yourself and all that. Please like and review and we'll see you again next chapter! Ciao!
¡Adiós, ojalá a verlos en el próximo capítulo!
I hope you enjoy reading this as much as we enjoyed writing it
Just in case you didn't know, Katherine, Sicily, and Nicole are based off of us.
Buscú!