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Chapter 5
"Where are you taking us, aru!"
"Put me down, you banshees!"
"Germany, Help meeeeee!"
Susie was starting to get annoyed at the countries' constant yelling. "Oh, will you all just SHUT UP already. Good lord you all are almost as annoying as me mum when she's drunk," she yelled.
"Put me down you bastards," Romano screeched, "Chigi! Who just touched my ass?"
"Ohonhonhonhon."
"Seriously, don't you people know not to let France get near anyone," America said.
"We do, mi amigo, we're just so use to it that we don't try to stop him," Spain replied rather bluntly.
Even though she's underage, Susie was really going to go and get herself drunk if these people didn't shut up. Lujza saw that look on Susie's face and decided that she didn't want to deal with a drunk Susie. Regular Susie was hard enough to deal with, so she decided to intervene.
"Everyone Shut Up und listen," she yelled with authority, "we're only taking you to the ships so zat ve can escape. Ve will not be answering any questions until ve get zer. Are we clear?"
"Yes." everyone said in unison, fearing the anger of the German girl.
"Francis, if you get any closer to Kojima, I will kick your ass so bad that you'll wish you were dead," said Susie, all playfulness and cheer from her tone gone.
The girls ran to the docks with countries in tow and set them down to their feet, awaiting their next orders from their unspoken leader, Lujza.
Lujza walked to the front of the group with Kojima and Susie behind her, Kimberly sleeping soundly in her sister's arms. This girl could sleep through anything, couldn't she.
"I want every nation to get into pairs and go onto the ships in said pairs," Lujza said, her comando side being brought further to light.
"Who goes with who, exactly," one of the girls inquired.
"Yeah, because in my opinion, England should go with America," said another.
"No, he should be with Kiku," another replied.
And thus the conversation turned into an argument of epic proportions on what ship goes on what ship (Get it?). Kojima was beginning to feel uncomfortable with the atmosphere once again and turned to his friends for help.
Susie saw his facial expression and gently set Kimberly into Lujza's arms. She then walked into the ensuing mayhem and shoved several arguing girls and their faces on the ground. She stood on one's back and addressed the fangirsl by yelling, "EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I SWEAR TO GOD THAT I WILL BURN ALL OF YOU TO A CRISP AND FEED YOUR REMAINS TO MY PET GRIZZLY!"
This, effectively, got everyone quiet in an instant.
After her outburst she returned to her cheerful demeanor and stepped off the now unconscious girl's back with a broad smile and a cheerful 'Thank you' before walking back to her friends.
"Do you really have a pet grizzly bear," inquired Prussia.
"Well, duh, of course I do. I found him while hunting in the forest when I was 13. He tried to steal my food so I had to discipline him a little but then he followed me home," she said, a proud smile on her face.
"Awesome!"
"Umm, Lujza-san, I believe we should be going now," said Kojima.
"You're right, Kojima, thank you," she said turning to the crowd.
"Now I don't care if you approve of the pairings or not, so i'll just tell you. America you will be with Japan, Germany with Italy, Russia with China, Spain with Romano, England with France, and Prussia with Canada. Do I make myself clear?"
Several countries (namely England and Romano) looked like they were about to object but one look from the exasperated and cranky German girl shut their mouths.
"Good now, the girls will divide into groups of ten and lead the countries to their ships. You will not leave the countries you've been set with for the duration of this voyage. Now everyone, get into you pair so that we may set sail."
The girls all scrambled and separated into their respective groups while the countries got into their pairs.
"Germany and Italy, Kimberly and I will be accompanying you on you ship so follow me please," Lujza said politely.
"Veee~ Okay! Come on Germany let's-a go!" said Italy, obviously excited to be with the little bambino.
"Ja, ja I'm coming."
"Yo, America, Japan, dudes, over here," cried Susie trying to get their attention.
"Oh, Susie, Kojima, what's up, Bro," replied America.
"Lujza-san said that Susie would be going with you on your ship and asked me to go with her to keep her in line," deadpanned Kojima. He really didn't want to be alone with Susie. Lujza was the only one who could get the girl to calm down before she destroyed anything. Kojima could do the same but only after she'd destroyed several tables, a wall, and most likely permanently injured several unfortunate souls who were in the general vicinity.
Japan felt the same in America's presence. Indeed, American was his friend, but sometimes he could be too much to handle. I'm getting too old for this, thought Japan.
He and Kojima both sighed. This was going to be a long trip.
Bonus:
Canada was feeling a little overwhelmed by the events. Not only was he in a totally new world, but these people could see him. The other countries still didn't notice him, but the girls showered him in love and affection. He got a random hug that lasted a few seconds whenever he was seen by one of the "fangirls", as they were called. He found them warm and relished in the feeling until the girl released him and ran off. Kumajeepers had wandered off again, and as much as he knew the others wouldn't hurt his pet, he still wanted to know where the bear was.
He was walking past an open door, when he heard the huff and signature "Who are you." He looked inside and saw a fangirl sitting on the bed, looking at the white creature.
She giggled and told him her name, before yawning loudly. Unaware of her second visitor, she laid down on the small bed in the cabin supplied. After a few seconds, Kumajasper joined her, snuggling into her warmth and joining her in the land of sleep.
Hope you enjoyed the story and all that stuff. Like, review, follow, etc. Now we would like to ask something of you readers. Werecat, if you would?
Ships and fandom pairings:
Prucan: Assassination Classroom
FrUK:?
Spamano:?
Rochu: Bleach
Gerita: Harry Potter
Ameripan: Attack on Titan
Other possible fandoms:
HunterxHunter
Eragon
Fairytail
Any other suggestions?