Disclaimer: Yo! We don't own anything, sorry. Well we own the place and a few people, just not the Hetalia characters
(P.S. in this chapter we are assuming that Prussia and Canada have not yet met)
Also there's gonna be some Spanish in this chapter so the translations will be in the comment section at the end! See ya there!
Chapter 7
"So, you're Canada? Kesesese," Prussia laughed.
"Y-Yes, I am," he replied. It was nice being seen by people after so long but the man in front of him still gave him the creeps. He kinda gave off an aura similar to Francis when he's being… well… Francis.
"Hey Prussia, stop scaring him," yelled one of the girls.
'Yeah, or else we'll kick your ass to next week," said another, glaring at him.
This brought about yet another brawl between the fangirls. They were literally killing each other and taking away the little hearts that floated around their heads. If they continued like this then they wouldn't even have to take a ship back to the main hub.
"W-Would you please stop fighting," whisper yelled Canada. Oddly enough, everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and turned their attention to him.
"Ummm, I don't think you girls should be trying to kill each other. About half of you have lost at least one 'life' and I think you need those if you want to stay on the ship," Canada finished, his voice slowly getting quieter as he spoke.
"Kesesese," laughed Prussia, "I know that you girls all love ze awesome me but zer's no need to kill yourselves over it."
After Prussia said that all the girls in the room started swooning over him and Matthew once more.
"Umm, Mr. Prussia," said Canada, "I think we need to go to our rooms now before another fight starts."
"Vell, I guess you're right. And don't call me 'Mr. Prussia'. you're making the awesome me sound like an old man. Just call me Gilbert, Birdie," Prussia said as they walked away from the quickly forming crowd.
"B-Birdie?"
"Yeah, awesome name right. Of course it's awesome it was picked by me!"
A few of the fangirls squealed in delight.
"Where did you come up with that, eh?"
"Your hair is the same color as mein awesome bird friend, Gilbird. So it's only right that you'd be named Birdie, Birdie," he stated, like that was Oh So Obvious to everyone. In reality, it was, to everyone in the room besides Canada. Secretly, without anyone knowing there was a mysterious girl in the corner of the room filming these events and taking pictures to be sold at a later date.
Flashback
"Let's begin the explanation, shall we," said Katherine, directing the countries onto their ships.
"In the center of the ship, there is a high tech hologram thing that will connect you to the rest of the ships, so y'all can escape while we explain," she continued, before teleporting away to make sure the ships set sail.
Nicole shoved a fangirl onto the ship, just before it took off.
The countries all made their way to the center of the ship, and found the machine Katherine had told them about.
After about ten minutes, all of them had managed to find the on switch and could see each other as well as the three creators.
There, stood Sicily struggling in the choke-hold the bored teen held her in, staring at the countries in disinterest while Katherine stood beside them, absolutely unfazed at the two bickering beside her. She was just so used to it, it never surprised her.
She cleared her throat and Nicole released Sicily, who gave sudden gasp as she steadied her breath to normal intervals. "Come on Nicole, all that over a bag of chips!?"
"Yeah...but they were My chips." The teen corrected plainly, arms crossed over her chest.
"You need to learn to share, meanie," Sicily said under her breath.
"And you need to know the meaning of the word 'No'." Nicole deadpanned, seeing Sicily stick her tongue out at her. With a brief scoff out of the brunette, she smacked Sicily behind the head, incidentally causing her to bite her tongue.
Katherine sighed, and took out the piece of wood she used before.
"If you two don't stop fighting, I will make you regret it," she threatened.
"You can't tell me what to do," Sicily yelled.
"I can when I'm the one holding the wand,"the blonde replied, waving the 'wand'.
This successfully caused her to shut up. However,as soon as she turned her back, Sicily "accidentally" pushed Nicole into the wall. Katherine heard the resulting thump, and turned around, and waved the stick while muttering something unrecognizable. Sicily had hot pink hair for the remainder of the meeting.
Sicily glared at the blonde, and started chasing her around the room screaming," I will destroy you!"
Nicole let out a soft chuckle with the corner of her lips tugging into a smirk. "Serves you right. Anyway, that aside, we have some explaining to do."
"That's for sure." Romano grumbled under his breath, a few countries nodding in agreement.
"Okay, where shall I start?" Katherine asked contemplatively, while catching her breath, her index finger on her chin in thought while Sicily sang the Narwhal song to herself in the background before Nicole clamped a hand over her mouth. It didn't last long, as how the other bit her hand for her release. "Ow, Sicily, gross, now I have to get a rabies shot!"
"I told you one day I'd bite you."
"That was Freshman year!"
The two continued arguing and Katherine sighed.
Shaking her head she began to explain.
"Originally, this place was only a website, I designed it as a haven for fangirls. This worked out all fine and dandy. I had designed a computer program to keep people from bullying other fandoms, and the website was a success. Not many visited it, but enough did that we kept the website going. Sicily came up with the idea of making a virtual reality instead of just a website. We entertained the idea and I modified my program to choose people to come to this place. I had a friend help me with the firewalls and antivirus software. This was not enough, though, and a virus got in and started destroying the place. I thought little of it, because it was just a fun place to be, nothing more. At least, it was until the computer freaked out and dragged us in. No, it's not like Sword Art Online, because it seems our entire bodies get sucked in. We appeared in the central hub, which is where we are going now, and slowly figured it out from there. I'll answer any questions you have now."
"How do you get anything done? If you have all you need here, do you need to work," Spain asked.
"Well, simple things, like sweeping and other simple cleaning things are already done. If you knock over a book, you still have to pick it up, and you have to wash any dirty dishes. You find something that you like to do and do that, like people who cook really well will most likely work in a restaurant, and through this you earn credits, which is like money. You can get food, a place to sleep, and clothes without working, but if you want, say, new earbuds or a stuffed animal, you need to have credits. Jobs include, explorer, cook, librarian, gardener, beekeeper, photographer, although there is only one of those, artist, and some people just do odd jobs."
"Explorer? How does that happen," demanded Romano.
Sicily now had three colors in her hair, after she had tried to steal a piece of dark chocolate, and her mouth was once again sealed shut, though that did nothing to stop her from violently poking both Katherine and Nicole.
Katherine angrily elbowed Sicily, and Nicole took over the explanation,"Some like to travel, so they get a crew and set sail to find new islands for fandoms. They map the islands before the island is settled. When another island is found, a new fandom is chosen by popularity. Some of the islands have special features that make them ideal for certain fandoms. For example, the Percy Jackson Fandom has an ideal climate for growing strawberries."
"Why can't we contact the outside world," asked Kiku, pointing to an unconscious America, who was loosely holding a phone, probably trying to contact his boss.
Katherine winced. "We're not sure. The computer just won't allow it. We don't have any other explanation than that. Don't worry, he'll wake up in a few minutes."
POOF! Everyone turned at the sound of the over exaggerated sound effect.
Sicily had disappeared. Nicole had one heart left. Katherine looked to her friend. "Did you get into another death match with Sicily? How many is that this week, three," she asked.
"Four, if you include the one while you were sleeping. At least now we'll have fifteen minutes to ourselves," Nicole replied.
"W-what just happened? I-is Sicily going to be ok," Canada asked, his voice laced with concern.
"Oh, yeah she'll be back in about ten to fifteen minutes," Katherine turned her attention back to Nicole. "Why would you do that, when you very well know that when she comes back, she might go crazy."
Nicole shrugged. "I thought it was worth the silence," she said, "Besides, when she does get back, we'll be done and we can escape."
Turning back to the countries, Katherine continued her explanation.
"Well, another thing is that when the fangirls 'die', they regenerate in the central hub, but you countries won't 'die' you'll only get hurt and heal quickly."
"So it's just like back in the real world for us than, Da?" asked Russia.
Suddenly, there were little sparks appearing around the room. They floated in the air around the countries heads for a moment before floating closer and closer together, forming one brightly glowing figure. As this was happening, Katherine and Nicole exchanged a look and simultaneously thought "Time to go."
Before they could get far though, eerie giggling closer to hysterical laughter engulfed the room. Out of the glowing mass came a smiling Sicily, with madness in her eyes close to an angry Russia, the only country in the room who looked unfazed by said laughter.
"What's up mother focas, I'm back," she said, drawing out the 'back', making the entire situation even more creepy and confusing. "That internet space is always so much fun." She then went into a fit of giggling again while Katherine and Nicole slowly approached her, like she was a mental patient that had forgotten to take her medicine.
"Hello, Sicily, I see that you're back already," said Katherine as she tried to stop the girl's laughter. She was going to be a little loopy for a bit.
Off to the side Spain was also laughing his butt off, but for entirely different reasons. Romano was standing next to him slowly shaking his head. Mother Focas, Really?
"I regret teaching you Spanish," said Nicole, shaking her head as well.
"Pues es demasiado tarde para eso," Sicily said, purposely making her voice as american as she could when she spoke, "además, sin arrepentimientos, te recuerdas," she ended looking at Nicole with a mischievous look in her eyes.
"Una referencia a Attack on Titan, de verdad Sicily, de verdad," Nicole replied to the apparent inside joke.
"¡Si!" was the reply.
Seeing as how this was just another one of their endless and meaningless conversations, England decided to ask the question that had been on his mind since Sicily's return.
"I thought you said that when someone dies they respawn at the central hub. What's she doing here so soon."
Katherine turned from her friends to address the nations once more.
"That's something even we don't have an answer to. For some reason, even though when Nicole and I die we're brought to the hub like everyone else, Sicily can respawn where ever she wants. She's never told us why or how so we decided to give up after a while."
Sicily, hearing her name spoken, said quite loudly "It's a secret only the awesome me may know and you'll never find out!" And with that she once again became oblivious to the 'boring' conversation around her and returned her attention to a reluctant looking Nicole. Someone had to keep Sicily calm until that internet high wore off. It always made her more impulsive than she usually is and that's something they really didn't need right now.
"Well, at least it's only a short while until the fatigue catches up with her anyway. The trip 'through the internet' always wears her out," thought Nicole, internally counting down.
"Back to the situation at hand, though," said Katherine, gaining all the countries, "Now that you know the situation, I would like to remind you of some key points. Try not to interfere with the happenings of other fandoms too much, don't let one of the fangirls lure you into an empty room because what happens after that is not our fault, and lastly, watch out for Marcy."
"Who ze heck is Marcy," asked Germany.
"A mysterious fangirl who goes around taking pictures of characters and selling them to the other fans. Not very many have seen her," said Sicily with a yawn. "Finally," thought Nicole. Sicily was her friend and all but there was only so much she could take before she lost it.
"And with all of that out of the way, we'll be taking our leave," said Nicole, disappearing into the darkness.
"Bye," said Sicily tiredly before another flash of lightning flashed and she was gone.
"Try not to die," said Katherine before waving her wand and disappearing along with her friends.
As soon as the three were gone, all of the ships began to shake and alarms went off. The door to the GerIta ship slammed open and Lujza marched in and stood to face the countries.
"Ze virus is attacking," she said solemnly.
And with that, the countries took action.
To All the reader out there these are the official thingies(called fandoms, oohlips) that the pairs will be going to:
Spamano: Mario
Gerita: Harry potter
FrUK: Digimon
Ameripan: Attack on Titan
Prucan: assassination classroom
Rochu: Bleach
Not in that order(Maybe)
And if these are not the pairs you like, then tough noodles, this is the way it's gonna be.
ButterSock!
What are you talking about?
ICarly. Sam's ButterSock. Cockadoodle doo! The cow says Moo!
And the parrot says be quiet! jk..
But Crazy Steve! He was my favorite and I must preserve his memory!
oohlips123, he's not dead. I'm pretty sure the world still remembers Crazy Steve.
Still sayin' it. Anyway thank you for reading and stuff. follow, review, go play pattycake, whatever and we'll see ya next time! Ciao!
Buscú!
Say goodbye, APHMexico!
Fine, See ya later.
In Spanish!
Fine, Adiós. Perdon que ellas me hacen hacer esto.
I have such weird friends.
Just so you know what is going on, the countries will be visiting other fandoms, and these are the fandoms we have chosen.
If you have any questions about how this world works, please feel free to ask.
Translations:
Foca - Seal (the animal)
Pues es demasiado tarde para eso - well, too late for that
además, sin arrepentimientos, te recuerdas - Besides, no regrets, remember
Una referencia a Attack on Titan, de verdad Sicily, de verdad - An Attack on Titan reference, really Sicily, really
¡Si! - yes (obviously.)