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Chapter 12
Korosensei lead the group through the forest, crossing streams and passing a pond made into a pool, until they finally reached the top and saw the run down school building that they'd be learning in.
"This place doesn't look very safe," said Prussia.
Nicole smirked. "Wow, that sounds strange from the guy who's always calling himself awesome. Just look at Sicily, the first time we came here, she didn't care how it looked. She just barged right in."
"HECK YEAH," Sicily yelled.
"Should we go in now," Canada asked quietly.
"Yes, we should," replied Korosensei, "It's time you meet the rest of your classmates."
He opened the door and lead the new "students" to the front of the class, introducing them one by one and showing them their new seats.
"And this here is Matthew Williams," introduced Karasuma-sensei, "and his companion, Gilbert Beilschmidt. Matthew is from Canada and Gilbert is from Germany."
"The awesome me is from Prussia, If you would," replied Gilbert.
"Fine, just take your seat."
Matthew and Gilbert sat down in their new seats at the back of the class.
"Umm, is that a polar bear," asked a green haired girl in seat 7.
"I think it is," said another student. This one had blueish hair in twintails at the top of his (her?) head.
"Yeah, his name is Kumaburo," replied in his ever quiet voice.
"Didn't you tell me it was Kumajigi," countered Prussia.
"It's Kumajirou," said all of the fangirls present. Some of them had disappeared, not that anyone but Korosensei noticed.
"Well, now that y'all are all settled and stuff," Sicily told the newest students, "we'll be taking our leave."
"We will pick you up after school to take you to your temporary homes on the island after school," Nicole told them.
And with that, they politely bowed to the teachers, and left the abandoned school building.
"So today's lesson will be a review for the new students who came here," began Korosensei. And with that, He started the day's first English lesson.
"He, you with the awesome red hair," Prussia asked the guy in seat one, with, as he said, awesome red hair,"what page does the awesome me need to turn to?"
"Will you stop saying 'awesome'," retorted the kid, "it's getting annoying."
As Prussia and the redhead had their little argument, Canada and the two kids who asked him about his bear were getting to know each other.
"Hello, I'm Nagisa Shiota," said the blue haired boy (Canada decided to just go with that gender), "and this is Kaede Kayano." He continued, gesturing towards the green haired girl.
"Hi, it's nice to meet you," she said with a wave.
"Likewise," Matthew replied.
"Now, students, what's the rule of the classroom," Korosensei intruded, "no talking while I'm teaching." Not giving them time to answer.
"Sorry," said the three.
BANG!
The class whirled around in their seats to see the red haired kid, Karma, holding his gun, having just tried to shoot Prussia with his Korosensei bullets.
"You dare shoot at the awesome me," said a livid Gilbert. He raise his gun and the two started a stand off for about 5 seconds. Then Karasuma-sensei intervened.
"I'll be taking these," he said, taking away their guns as well as their knives.
"Humph," they said simultaneously. They continued to glare at each other until the class period ended.
"You know what we should do," suggested Bitch-sensei to Karasuma (It's really Irina Jelvać but Japanese people can't say her last name right)(Plus she made the students mad in the anime). "We should do a team exercise during P.E. today."
"Hmm," debated Karasuma, "I guess that'd be a good idea. It'd let the students get to know the strengths and weakness' of the new students."
And so, during lunch, Karasuma told the class what had been decided.
"Um, Karasuma-sensei," interjected Matthew, "Is it okay if it's just Gilbert and I with only a few of the girls are on one team? Most of them have never fought and need more training before they should try."
Karasuma thought it over and agreed to the students terms. He seem like a quiet and polite student who couldn't harm a fly, but he'd been wrong before. Just look at Nagisa.
"Alright," yelled Gilbert, "Let's do this!"
~With Romano and Spain~
"Get off of me," yelled Romano, who was trying to pry himself from the grasps of the fangirls and Spain, to get to the top of the ship.
"Awwww," said Spain and the fangirls, thinking his irritation adorable.
And so, Romano had to climb the stairs to the top of the ship with a country and about 5 fangirls hanging on his arms, legs, and torso.
After an extra long climb of the stairs, the lump of humans were deposited onto the deck of the ship, staring up at an extremely livid Italian.
With a huff, Romano marched away from the pile of humans to stand at the side of the ship, examining their surroundings. As he looked off into the distance, he spotted a speck on the water in the distance.
"Oi, Tomato Bastard," he called, "What the hell is that?"
Spain walked over to stand next to him and stared off the the direction he'd indicated.
"Oh my little tomato," the Spanish nation exclaimed, which was reciprocated with a "Don't-a call me that!", "You've spotted land!"
"Oh," said Romano, his face turning a shade of red at the complement.
The ship changed course slightly, heading towards the small speck of land.
"What the hell," asked Romano, looking at the large, almost comical looking, green pipe protruding out of the ground. After they'd landed on the island, they had walk a whole 3 miles until they spotted the pipe.
Sicily appeared, the others were slowly getting used to the sudden brightness of her arrivals, beside it, grinning.
"Welcome," she exclaimed, throwing her arms out wide in greeting. "You have landed in the Mario fandom, just follow me! Don't worry, it's perfectly safe," she says, jumping down says green pipe. Katherine appeared soon after, looking around for something.
"Darn it," she muttered, "I must have just missed her."
She looked over at the countries, noticing their bewildered expressions.
"She went down that pipe, didn't she," she asked. Spain nodded quickly, looking to the blonde for an explanation. She sighed, gestured for them to follow her, and dove into the pipe after her friend. Spain looked down the pipe, shrugged his shoulders, climbed onto the edge, and, all whilst grinning, jumped down. Romano cocked a brow at said tunnel, while Nicole appeared from the shadows with a groan, shoving him through before jumping in herself.
The fangirls followed quickly.
They ended up in this weird, almost 2D world, a mini person wearing a blue vest over a white shirt with a red and white spotted hat covering his hair standing in front of them, jumping up and down while pointing down the path and shouting something about a princess being captured.
Before anyone could say anything, the man fled and exited through another tunnel. "What do we do now?" A fangirl asked. The others exchanged confused glances when Sicily started jumping in the air with her usual excitement. "Let's follow him!" Katherine had disappeared, having concluded her original mission.
"Do you ever run out of energy?" Romano asked rather annoyed.
"You'd be surprised how much she can stay like this until she burns out." Nicole replied as she received a frown from said teen.
"Are you coming or not!" Sicily whined.
The brunette nodded. "Sure. I haven't been to this world before. I might as well stick around and see how this all plays out."
Sicily smiled and ran off, staying on the path that went in the direction of a small castle in the distance. The others shrugged and followed the excitable female.
The first obstacle they ran into was a giant turtle that was walking on its hind legs and coming towards them.
Nicole stared down at the incoming turtle, face contorted in confusion. "What the heck is that?"
"Get away from it!" Sicily shouted over to her, pulling her back. "Are you dumb? You don't touch those."
"What's wrong with it? It's seems like just a harmless tortuga." Spain uttered, still beaming despite the panic in the other's expressions.
However, the moment the turtle touched the country, he jumped back in pain, shrinking down to a chibi. Romano let out a laugh, "That's what you get for being an idiot!" He turned around to find the turtle already nearing him, and let out a high pitched screech. "Stay away from me, tortuga bastardo," he yelled, jumping on the turtle's back. This seemed to do the trick, as the turtle curled into its shell. "Take that, bastard," he spat, jumping higher than usually possible and landing on the head of the odd turtle. The shell spun off in the direction opposite of the one he'd landed in, hitting a step and bouncing back, hitting Romano, who also went into chibi form. The others jumped over the shell as it came towards them. It went down the path they had just come from, never to return.
"Chigi," the Italian shouted, stomping his foot angrily.
Sicily sighed and walked over to a floating yellow box with a white question mark on it. She jumped, bopping her head on it and a red and white mushroom rose out of the top. It fell off the now gray box and began to move mysteriously towards the shrunken countries. Romano jumped out of the way, wary of the things of this weird world. It touched Spain and absorbed into his skin, causing him to grow to his original size.
"Let's keep going. We should find another one of those mushrooms up ahead." Sicily uttered, motioning for the group to move forward.
For a few more minutes, the group continued in utter silence when another creature approached them, this time a small brown mushroom.
Spain ran over to it and stomped it as his Italian companion did the turtle.
They went through many of these creatures before making it to a flagpole. Sicily pushed Romano towards the pole and told him to touch it. Warily, he poked the flagpole and suddenly returned to his original size, the pole no longer empty. Upon inspection, the pole now held the Italian flag. Sicily ran ahead once again, this time stopping at another floating yellow box. She bopped her head on it, and a red flower popped out and started to sway. Sicily jumped in excitement and pushed Spain towards it.
"Jump up and pick it," she said, pointing to the flower. He complied, and his clothing turned bright red.
"Hold out your hand, like this," she said, moving her hand into a palm up position. Spain copied her movements,and a ball of flames appeared.
"What is going on?" The Spaniard asked.
"That's what the flower does! It's like an upgrade!" Sicily chirped. Spain excitedly threw out more fireballs, almost hitting Romano. "Watch where you aim, tomato bastardo!"
Spain began to laugh, and threw a few more in Romano's direction, causing a few more curses to be flung his way.
One of the fangirls yelled in pain and the rest of the group turn to see a much larger turtle standing behind them. The group of fangirls retreated behind the two creators and the countries, unsure now what to do. "Well, we're screwed. Any ideas?" Nicole uttered in a defeated tone, her facial expression remaining unfazed. Sicily elbowed the other creator's side and pointed over to another box near the creature. With both girls now having an idea, Nicole turned to Romano, "Hey, you think you could get to that box over there?"
"Are you crazy! I'm not going near that thing!" the Italian protested, pointing over to the boss.
"Come on, usually on all boss levels there's a box that has an ice flower. You could get the ability and fight the boss alongside Spain's fire ability."
"I don't know." Romano continued, still uneasy about the risk.
Nicole sighed. "Fine. If you go get that flower and defeat the boss successfully, you can throw ice balls at Spain, and Sicily and I won't get mad at you for it."
"Hey!"
"Deal."
Romano walked slowly to the box, avoiding the attacks the turtle used. When he reached it, instead of bopping it with head like Sicily, he punched it and out popped the flower. Like Sicily had taught Spain, he plucked the flower and his clothes turned into a sky blue shade. Now with the ability, he started pelting the boss with ice, "Take that bastardo!"
The large turtle swung at the Italian, he jumped away and sprinted over the group. Now from their stances, Spain and Romano both began to throw a mixture of fire and ice at the boss, it turning red from every hit. Eventually, it became apparent the turtle could not take any more damage and fell over, all before it disappeared completely.
Once the creature was out of sight, Spain ran over to the flagpole and touched it, and a flag appeared. The fangirls cheered at the victory and Romano took advantage of the deal he made with the creator, throwing numerous balls of ice in Spain's direction.
"Why did you make that deal with him?" Sicily asked.
"I didn't think he'd go through with it."
Sicily bit her. "Dummy, this is Romano we're talking about!"
Suddenly, pixels began to disappear, fading away.
"Game switch," Sicily shouted.
The awesome oohlips123's internet was down for the majority of the second half of this chapter, so everyone applause Werecat and APHMexico for taking charge and stuff!
*starts twitching due to oohlips's grammatical errors*
Werecat, I'm not getting into another grammar war with you. You know I can't english.
What? You can't English? Dude, you can't even Spanish!
This is sad.
Don't judge my inability to spell/speak/remember Spanish!(and English apparently) I may as well have mentle(mental) issues with how much you two get on to me about it! I'm only a time travelling wizard from outer space stegosaurus country!
There are so many questionable things to the sentence above me, that I don't even know where to begin.
Don't argue with a stupid person, they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience ~ Mark Twain
Don't argue with a short person either, they will bring you down to their level by kicking you to the floor and attack you.
Okay 1) There's no need to call me stupid. I'm averange. (Average) And 2) Ya'll just jellous (jealous) of my Super Saiyan swagger. (Oh how I love references!)
You know what? I'm not gonna argue, I'm just gonna go to the next chapter. See ya'll there. You guys argue like the guys from Hetalia at world meetings
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Buscú!