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Chapter 13
"Game switch," Sicily shouted, as the pixels began to fade away. The countries began to fall, landing in the soft cushions of a car.
"What the hell just happened," Romano yelled, glaring at Sicily.
"We went through a game switch, and now we're playing Mario kart. Just win the race," she shouted back gleefully. Then, the race began and the creator, revved the racecar before speeding ahead along with the other racers. Romano then collected his thoughts after a pause, stomped on the pedal of his own and charged into the race as well after them.
Through the track, he noticed many racers dropping obstacles out behind them, which were actually turtle shells upon a closer look. The Italian swerved in all directions away from the incoming shells, finding himself right beside Spain.
"Hola, Roma!" the Spaniard chirped.
"Whatever, what is going on?"
"You heard Sicily, she said to finish the race!" Behind them sped a car ahead of them, a familiar brunette in a ponytail with a smirk on her face.
"Hey Jennifer Slow-pez! Get out of the way!" The teen laughed before speeding away ahead, trying her best to reach Sicily's car.
Huffing, Romano plowed through one of the slowly spinning, clearish boxes, and a small black box beside his speedometer began to spin like you would see in a slot machine. It landed on a red mushroom, and a small red button popped out on his right hand side. He pushed the button and the red mushroom disappeared, as well as the button. He felt the car lurch forward in a sudden burst of speed.
Grinning evilly at this new found power, he found another box and ran into it. This time he had a red shell. Pressing the button,he watched as a red shell shot forward from his car, targeting the car in front of him. The girl in the car saw his approach and pushed her button, launching a white squid in his direction. The squid stopped in front of his face and squirted ink in his eyes, temporarily blinding him. He felt his car hit the kirb at his temporary lose of control and when he regained his sight, he saw that he was heading for a large wall. He swerved and grazed the large wall but got away relatively unharmed. However, when he swerved, his car rammed into that of one of the fangirl's and she spun out of control. She crashed and then disappeared, only to be dropped off a few cars back by a turtle on a cloud.
This vicious cycle repeated again and again until Romano and the others saw the finish when they thought they were done, however, Nicole and Sicily passed them after doing a full lap, crossing the finish and continuing.
"You've got two more laps to go," Nicole yelled over her shoulder.
"Chigi," said Romano, "We've got a long way to go."
Spain sighed. They had just finished the third lap, and he was in 11th out of 14. Romano had been in tenth, cursing the whole time, and the first place winner was (the awesome) Sicily.
Nicole was slightly angry, as Sicily had hit her with a shell in the last few seconds and passed her right before she got to the finish line.
The scene began to fade, not the same as last time, just fading.
"What's going on? Is this another game switch," he asked.
"No," Sicily replied, "We're just changing racetracks for the next race. Get ready!"
The place began to come back into focus, this time a hilly area with some cows in the field. A dirt road.
"Hey, guys, ready to race."
Everyone turned their heads to see Katherine, sitting on a bike (Motor bike for those people who've never played this game) and grinning with an evil glint in her eyes.
Sicily looked at her friend, confused. "Katherine, what are you-"
She stopped to fully take in her surroundings. "Oh no."
"Yep, we're in Moo Moo Meadows, so you're on my turf now," Katherine said with a smirk, "I never lose on this track."
"Well, Sicily," started Nicole with a solemn look, "it was nice knowing you."
"No way I'm goin' down without a fight," Sicily contorted, her inner America coming out.
"Good luck with that," said Katherine before she turned her attention to the other racers, "May the best racer win."
Everyone turned their attention to the light watching them turn from Red to Yellow and finally Green, starting the race.
The blonde raced forward, still grinning maliciously. Spain quickly pressed the accelerator, watching the racers in front of him. He ran through one of the boxes, getting a spiked blue shell, and he sent it, watching the shell sped forward to the person in first. He heard Sicily screech in excitement.
"I passed Katherine," she yelled.
"Not for long," interjected Katherine in a sing-song voice.
The blue shell flew up and exploded around the excitable brunette. Katherine's laughter rang through the course.
Spain looked in his rear view mirror and saw Romano rapidly approaching him. Spain ran through a glowing '?' cube again and looked at the slot machine. He'd gotten 3 green turtle shells. Perfect, He thought.
Romano had also rammed into one of the boxes and looked up to make brief eye contact with his former boss. From the look in his eyes he'd gotten something really good.
Romano slammed his hand on the button to trigger it and his car exploded with a comedic POOFs! When the smoke cleared, his car had been turned into a Giant bullet.
The bullet zoomed passed Spain, almost hitting him, and raced to catch up with the leading group.
"I'll need to get moving then, sí," Spain said to himself, before hitting one of the fangirls with one of his turtle shells.
He watched Katherine pass him and he looked at her in confusion.
"When did you get so far behind," he asked.
"Behind? I out lapped you!"
~With Russia and China~
"Aiyah, will you stop looking at me like that."
"Ahhhhh," squealed the group of fangirls surrounding him.
"Kolkolkolkolkol. Become one with Mother Russia."
Ever since they'd gotten on the ship, Russia as well as the fangirls hadn't taken their eyes off China. The look on their faces seemed hungry and ready to devour him at any moment, making Yao extremely uncomfortable in this apparent "safe haven".
I stepped out of the pan and into the fire as soon as I got on a ship with these crazies, aru. Thought China, inching his way up the stair to the top of the deck. He'd been planning on jumping over the railing, when he spotted land on the horizon.
"Look over there, aru," He said to the group of weirdos following him, "There's land."
The swarm of potential stockers flocked to the side of the boat to see the large mass in the distance.
"Cool! I wonder what fandom it is?" squealed one of the fangirls.
China took this chance to get as far away from them as he could…. by jumping over the side of the boat.
"China, what are you doing," one of the fangirls yelled after him.
"Getting away from you crazy people, aru," he yelled as he swam his hardest to get to land.
SPLASH
Russia jumped in after him, kolkoling all the way.
"I come with you, da?"
"I can't believe you followed me all the way here, aru."
"Da. Why else would I jump in the water?"
There was a flash of lightning, notifying them of Sicily's presence. She didn't look happy.
"And why, exactly, did you just leave a ship full of raging fangirls in the middle of the ocean." Her tone of voice shocked even Russia for a moment. She was really angry.
"They wouldn't leave me alone," reasoned China. Those fangirls were just too creepy. It made him uncomfortable and he didn't even escape Russia.
"I don't care and you're gonna stay here and wait for them, capiche?" She said, ending the conversation. She walking off mumbling, 'First I have to be a message boy and now this'. Then she was gone in a flash of light.
"I guess we're waiting," said Russia in his quiet yet soul shaking voice.
China tried to sneak away, only to hear a voice behind him.
"Petrificus Totalus, " it said. China felt his arms and legs snap tight to his sides, causing him to fall over. He saw Katherine standing over him tutting.
"If Sicily says stay, you stay, because she knows how to get her way, even if the methods are…. Unethical," she said.
"What do you mean, 'unethical'?" Sicily said appearing in her usual manner.
Katherine scoffed, "You know exactly what I'm talking about. Last time someone disobeyed you they were found in the Bermuda triangle with a spell that didn't let them escape for a week."
"I don't remember this," Sicily replied, looking confused.
"I believe his name was…. Uh.… David. He decided to try to use magic to escape from the Numemon, remember?"
"Nope, but it's his fault for doing something stupid, so I have no regrets." She finished with a smile. It scared Katherine more than reassured her. Kinda like Russia's.
Another one of their weird fights (aru), Russia and China thought, and when the Rochu docked and the fangirls came out, they all just walked away, after convincing Katherine to release the spell, after which she disappeared, again.
The group hadn't made it more than 50 meters away before something else got in their way. It was a giant monster with a white mask and a hole in it's chest where it's heart would've been.
"Oh yeah," Sicily called out behind them, "I forgot to tell you but you're in the 'Bleach' fandom right now. Those monsters are Hollows and they eat souls. Don't let them catch you!" And on that happy note, she was gone once more.
The hollow turned it's head to face the group, it's masked face contorting into a sinister grin.
"Everyone run, aru," China yelled before dashing in the opposite direction, Russia following close behind. The fangirls, however, just looked confused. They turned their heads in circles, looking for the monster the country's say, but found nothing. The hollow, as large as it was, stepped over them and charged after the fleeing countries.
"Aiya, what do we do now?"
"Should I get my magical metal pipe of pain," asked Russia.
But before either could decide what to do, a human silhouette wooshed over them and sliced the monster in two with enormous sword.
The hollow disappeared, and all that was left was a confused group of teenage girls, even more so countries, and a teenage boy about 15 years old, with orange hair, wearing a black Shihakushô, and carrying the aforementioned enormous sword.
The teenager first looked towards the fangirls, most likely to see if they were harmed (which they weren't) and then turned his attention to the two confuzzled countries. Seeming startled when they made eye contact, the teen quickly recovered and walked towards them.
"Can you see me?" He asked China.
"Of course we can see you and what was that thing?" China replied, not liking the feeling that he was being interrogated.
"Hmm," pondered the teen, before his head snapped up suddenly just before another shadow loomed over them. The countries turned around just in time to see another hollow preparing to strike. Before it could follow through, though, it was cut through once again, this time by a young looking girl with short black hair, wearing similar clothing as the boy but with a significantly smaller sword. That didn't weaken its power however, because when the girl finished her swing, the hollow was gone once more.
"Ichigo, what are you-" She began before she notice the group's presence.
"Um, Rukia, they can see us," said the orange haired youth.
"I can see that," she replied and quickly walked up to the two countries, who were watching the conversation with varying levels of interests.
"Would you two mind coming with me?" She said with a smile and tone that said that they didn't have a choice.
Aiyah, what have we gotten into now, China thought, before he followed the girl along with Russia and a still confused group of fangirls.
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Oh boy, at least I'm winning the race.
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