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Chapter 16
"Shoot! Where did you come from Josh," Katherine shouted from her perch.
Ignoring her, he turned to the countries. "I'm gonna help y'all, ok?"
He pressed a button on his weapon and a bright blue beam of light shot out. Another rain of bullets hailed upon them, although most of them were focused on the boy, who deflected them with ease, before slicing through Sicily's bow.
"What are we supposed to do now? He'll burn right through my sword." Nicole asked, panic beginning to envelop her. Romano gave her a sincere smirk from behind the blonde, causing rage to replace the feeling of panic.
"What are you so happy about? When this game is over, I'm gonna kick you so hard, your grandkids will feel it!" Nicole snarled back at him, yelling random curses at Romano in Spanish that even Spain took a step back.
"JOSH," Katherine screeched,"NOW YOU'RE NOT BEING FAIR! IF YOU GET LASER TECHNOLOGY, THEN SO DO WE!"
She snapped her fingers and all but the boy's weapon disappeared, replaced with a weird piece of technology. Romano still had guns, but Spain had a piece that looked like Josh's, but longer.
"It's a battle ax, just press the button on the side and the lasers will shoot out," their newest teammate explained.
"Katherine, How did your brother get here anyway," yelled Sicily, fending off the young blond with her black lightsaber (It's black because I want it to be. Deal.) and varying degrees of amusement.
"How am I supposed to know? Am I my brother's keeper," she screamed back.
"Well, he is your brother," interjected Nicole, in her own red lightsaber vs the green battle ax battle with Spain.
"That doesn't mean I know everything about him," cried Katherine in frustration, "He's just as unpredictable and annoying as Sicily except he tries harder."
"Hey," yelled the two aforementioned people, momentarily halting their battle to yell at their sister/friend/mom.
"Focus on the battle, bastards," shouted Romano, growing more irritated by the second.
He shot five laser beams in Nicole's direction, but she deflected them like a boss. This, however, left her open to an attack from Spain. She was going to defend when Sicily came flying through the air.
"Hey, Josh, that's not fair," yelled Katherine, "you can't use the force in the arena. That gives you an unfair advantage. Plus, why would you use it against Sicily? She's a Sith Lord you idiot!"
"She was distracted with Spain and Nicole's fight so I thought 'why not?'"
Sicily flew through the air heading closer to the edge before she screamed, "My will shall live on!" and threw three red orbs in the direction of her opponents before falling over the edge.
The orbs flew towards Spain, Romano, and Josh's faces before splattering into their eyes, prompting screams to erupt from their throats.
Acid filled tomatoes. Sicily's newest invention.
"What the hell," Romano cursed while clutching his burning eyes.
"Tomatoes, why have you forsaken me!" yelled Spain, while Josh stood in the same spot he was in before, but breathing harder, with tears running out of his eyes. His glasses had saved him from experiencing the full blast of the painful tomatoes but still made his eyes burn like the dickens.
"Mwahaha," echoed Sicily's maniacal laugh from the pit below.
Taking her chance to attack, Nicole kicked Spain in the chest, sending him flying into the sky like Team Rocket before a loud BOOM enveloped the arena.
Spain was out.
Katherine, wanting revenge for all the annoying things he'd done to her, shot Josh with her rifle, sending him over the edge too.
It was now two vs one. Romano was alone.
Romano was starting to get tired. His vision was getting better, but was still blurry around the edges. He been fending off Katherine and Nicole for five minutes now and he still hadn't made much progress. Nicole had a few small cuts on her arm and so did Katherine from the times he'd actually hit them but other than those, they were fine. They also didn't seem tired in the least, neither of them breaking a sweat while he sweat buckets.
Of all the times they could've gained Sicily's bottomless energy, it had to be now didn't it, he thought to himself as he fended off another saber attack from Nicole, while deflecting three blasts of energy from Katherine's rifle.
He had cuts and burns everywhere from their numerous attacks from their constant assault.
I can't keep this up forever but I can't beat both of them either, he thought, I'll have to pick one to take out and hope the the other on misses. Which one, though?
At that moment, Nicole swung her sword and almost sliced off his ear.
"Chigi," He yelled, as he barely escaped the blade.
Nicole 'tsk'ed when she missed and prepared for another attack, Katherine backing her up with her gun.
I'll get rid of Nicole since she seems so intent on ridding me of my appendages. I sure hope Katherine misses.
He maneuvered around Nicole as she brought her sword forward to slice through him, got behind her, and pulled the trigger.
Nicole gasped as she was hit and flew over the edge of the arena.
Romano, happy with his small victory, forgot about his other opponent. As he turned around, he was blasted in the chest with a laser beam and thrown over the edge.
He continued to fall through the darkness until it turned to light once more, landing upside down on something soft. He got up and looked around to see that he was in a fancy lounge and the object on which he'd landed had been an armchair.
"Romaaa~," said a voice. Lovino turned around to find Spain dashing forward and embracing him in a bone-crushing hug.
"C-can't breath, bastard," wheased Romano.
"Lo siento," Spain said, letting go of the young nation.
"Where are we anyway, tomato bastard."
"We got dropped onto a different island, dude," cried Sicily from the door, "Welcome to Skylands!"
~With the Great and Awesome Prussia and Birdie~
"And those are the rules for this competition," finished Koro-sensei.
"Please go to your groups and plan your attacks," Karasuma said, "We'll meet in the forest in 20 minutes."
And with that, Karasuma, Koro-sensei, and Bitch-sensei left the students of Class E to plan their attack on the group of newbies. Prussia, however, refused to take the situation seriously and was currently bugging the shy Canadian while the three fangirls (The only ones who knew how to fight) watched and occasionally took pictures. Where the others went, no one knows.
"Okay everyone," said Nagisa to his peers, "I think I've got a plan with the little information I've got on them."
Everyone inched closer so their opponents on the other side of the room couldn't hear their plan.
"First, the Prussian kid, Gilbert. From what I've seen, he has a lot of energy, doesn't stop talking and is extremely annoying."
"We can all see that Nagisa," said Rio.
"But! It could be just me, but he looks like he knows his way around a battlefield and could be dangerous if he puts his mind to it. You all should be careful to avoid close combat."
All the students decided to trust their friend and would be wary of the albino.
"The three girls that will be fighting with them seem to be decently trained and about on the same levels of the girls in the class so you should be on guard around them, but they can be taken out easily by guns if they lose focus or are distracted."
"My group and I can distract them while Rinka and Ryūnosuke snipe them," said Terasaka, nodding his head towards Hazama, Muramatsu, Yoshida, and Itona.
"Okay, and lastly, Matthew. I think Karma-kun and I should fight him."
"Why are you two going to fight him," asked Kaede, "I thought he'd be the easiest one."
"The reason I want us to both of us to take him is because-"
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in the winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world Monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
Everyone in the room looked to the only Canadian in the room to see him blushing from the stares.
"I-I guess the girls found the intercom room, eh?" was all he said before barring his blushing face into the fur of his polar bear.
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian-
The music suddenly changed into a high energy fast paced tune.
Someone is calling,
I'm being called
Alright, leave it to me; let's go
More! More!
"Awesome! They're playing my awesome song, Birdie," Gilbert yelled.
To the east and to the west
I'll keep running
If you desire it too,
I'll come pet you
That's right, if fighting is your only option
Then that's what-
The song switched again, back to the first.
Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The song switched once more and arguing could be heard in the background.
The awesome me's the most supreme! The strongest!
The one who gets the last laugh, yeah!
Is the awesome me, of course!
Danke!
The best! The most fearsome!
You guys can praise me
I'll show you my massive dream
A succession of-
Again the song switched, and the arguing getting louder.
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a duex langues officielles
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay-
By now the songs were switching back and forth so much that they were no longer coherent. The arguing was also, now, loud enough to here.
"Give me the mike!"
"No, I have to play Prussia's song!"
"Canada's better!"
"No one is more awesome than the awesome Prussia."
"Give me the mike!"
"No!"
Fighting could be heard before it stopped abruptly. Koro-sensei's laugh was the last thing the mike transmitted before turning off.
"What the heck was that," someone asked.
"I really don't know," said Nagisa, the previous conversation forgotten.
The students were all in their positions for the fight and waiting for Karasuma's signal. Due to the music battle, Nagisa was unable to inform his team of the Canadian's abilities. Let's see what happens!
When Karasuma gave the signal everyone scouted out the area in an attempt to find their opponents before they found them.
Sadly, they didn't work fast enough.
In a flash on white and red, Kōtarō and Okuda (The two nerds of the class) were taken out of the match before they could lay any traps like planned. They both looked up to see Gilbert but different. He was more focused, was smiling but it looked cold and was emitting a blood lust that rivaled Nagisa's.
He dashed off leaving the two students shocked and their peer's new personality. Koro-sensei smiled as he saw everything that'd happened and looked over to see the shadows bending around a small body with blond hair. Interesting, he thought.
While Prussia moved through the forest, taking out student after student, Terasaka's group had successfully distracted the fangirls and were taken out by Rinka and Ryūnosuke.
Suddenly, Rinka felt a chill run up her spine before she turned. All she saw was a flash of yellow before she was taken out as well. Ryūnosuke, wondering what happened, got to his feet, only to be taken out by the blur of yellow, too.
Prussia, enjoying himself immensely, failed to notice Nagisa sneaking behind him, as he got rid of Terasaka's group. Nagisa 'killed' him easily. All Prussia did was laugh and raise his hands in defeat.
"Kesesese. Looks like you got me, little assassin." He said coming out of his 'battle mode', "But what about my partner?" He asked before walking to the 'out zone'.
Nagisa, heeding the Prussian's words, blended into the shadows once more to go find Karma and his final target.
He got there too late.
Karma, who was used to Nagisa's assassination skills, wasn't prepared for the Canadian. The country's natural invisibility added to his many years of battle experience, made Karma an easy target. Matthew snuck up behind the red-head and 'killed' him by slitting his throat from behind.
Karma was out. Now it was only Matthew and Nagisa left.
The awesome me has arrived!
Sicily….just no….=_=
Readers, just so you know, DON'T EVER WATCH SUPERNATURAL AT 2 IN THE MORNING!
Supernatural is good, I dunno what you're talking about.
Speaking of SuperNatural… Readers! Should we make a Supernatural island that the countries could visit? Please tell us!
I'm up for that. Anyway, please tell us how we're doing and make sure to review, like and follow! We'll see you in the next chapter! Adios.
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