So I got fired in the most passive way possible? Because of school I was only available weekends, which my boss said was fine? So I 'm expected to die with 4 days of school, 2 days of work, plus another 2 days of work (cause I'm insane and had 3 jobs), but my boss never scheduled me? So I'm figuring that I'll just get more hours during the holidays, no issues right? Nah man. Got me a letter that said if I didn't work within the next week then I'd be terminated...no call, no nothing...just a letter that said 30 days without work leads to termination. What kind of asshole?

ANYWAY! That's enough personal information~ this one is adorable and hiliarious, and the blond duo are perverted :D

ENJOY!

"You know, Marco, I started noticing it when he turned fifteen."

"Really, yoi?"

"Yeah. It's always been there that I kind of ignored it? Then at fifteen it became SO obvious that I couldn't STOP noticing."

"It was one of the first things I noticed about him, to be completely honest."

"I'm not surprised. It's so eye-catching. So round and-and perky!"

"I know, yoi! It seems like no matter how much he ages, it'll STILL be amazing."

"Yeah, we need to watch out for those who stop looking and try to touch…"

"True…gotta protect his innocence, yoi."

Ace was head first in a barrel of rum, trying to catch some damn apples between his teeth, and his BOYFRIENDS WERE DISCUSSING HIS ASS IN PUBLIC!

The crew and Pops decided a nice break was in order, and one of their autumn island territories in Paradise had a great Fall Festival. So they went, and Ace was excited to finally go on a date with both of his lovers.

And they were being perverts.

Ace could feel his eyebrow twitch as Sabo and Marco kept talking about how wonderful his ass was and why. He had to be thankful his head was in booze because it was bright red. Ace still wasn't used to so many positive words being directed about him, and it was embarrassing.

It was fine though, he could deal with both blonds being perverts, they did do it a lot after all; but this was a public faire. Their brothers and sisters were walking around and the civilians they protected could hear them dammit!

"See it's just so firm!"

Ace wasn't sure who spoke that bit of praise, but he felt BOTH of his boyfriends cupping a cheek.

Stronger men would have caved with less, so Ace did not feel bad when he lit up in a flash of heat, whirling around with an apple in each hand.

Civilians and pirates alike surrounded the three, close enough to watch but far enough to be safe from crossfire. The giant blaze was almost always a calling card to entertainment and they all knew it.

Despite the flaming heat in Ace's grey eyes, both blonds had the audacity to smirk at him, looking as if they had done nothing wrong in the least.

Well.

Ace was about to fix that.

He moved to stand behind the barrel of rum and apples, idly surprised that he couldn't grab one with his teeth after seeing just how many were in there, lifted the two he had in either hand and lit them on fire.

The rum worked great as a medium to keep the fruits on fire and both Sabo and Marco suddenly lost their smirks as Ace gained one.

"Run." Was the only warning he gave before he started chunking flaming balls of apple-y goodness at his loves.

Ace laughed manically as he worked off his anger by making his blonds run around to the entertainment of the crowd.

He'd make it up to them later.

Maybe.

Hope you enjoyed! The full list of prompts is on my tumblr, thatonefanficwriternooneknows, as well as a post collecting genres y'all might want to be included :) (the available days are Boots, Pumpkin, Mulled Wine, Sweater, Pie, Cider, and Fireplace :D )

See y'all tomorrow!