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Neither Sabo nor Ace had ever seen corn before they set sail for the wide oceans. It didn't grow on Goa and they never bothered checking to see if the traders had any, mostly because they didn't know what it was.

Their first mate in the Spade Pirates LOVED corn, and demanded it be in stocks at all times with butter and salt. Neither of the captains knew why, but they did as the man asked. Why not?

After their first cookout as a crew, it became a widespread love. Buttered corn with salt and, when they had it, cheese was the new favorite of everyone on deck. Especially so after Ace ate the Mera Mera.

Ace could make perfectly cooked corn in seconds and the crew LOVED IT.

So shortly after Ace and Sabo accepted their place in Pops' crew EVERYONE was shocked when ex-members of the Spade Pirates, who were supposed to be on Moby II, climbed aboard the Moby with a massive amount of corn.

Marco, in particular, was floored when the two men he was courting turned into giant kids at the sight of the corn. Even more so when Ace gladly roasted all the cobs.

He lit anyone who tried to use him to cook on fire so far…

When the ex-first mate invited them all to come eat, they got the story of Ace and Sabo having never eaten corn in almost seventeen years, and it gave them all a new perspective on their obvious enjoyment of the food.

Now Pops tries to have a Corn Party every autumn, when the corn cobs are at their utmost best, involving Ace roasting enough corn for everyone to enjoy.

Thatch always made sure to have enough butter and cheese for those that enjoyed "properly" roasted corn.

It was that first party that they found out that phoenix fire made the corn even better.

So soon the Corn Party became a combined effort of all three lovers, Sabo procuring the best corn, and Marco and Ace roasting it together.

It was a nice activity for them to share.

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