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Chapter 29 – The Day the French Teacher Didn't Show Up

For reasons unknown, McKinley High's French teacher failed to show up to teach her students. So it was that the students in that first period French class practically started a riot. There was a lot of laughing and shouting with people running under the tables and on top of them. Somehow, Kurt ended up playing catch with Azimio. They didn't speak as the ball went back and forth between them and Kurt was sure he'd still receive a locker shove from the larger boy at some point. Still, it was rather refreshing for Kurt to be included in a typical boy activity without his sexuality being mocked or even mentioned.

About twenty minutes into the lesson Principal Figgins showed up and tried to restore a sense of order. His presence failed to calm the class of unruly students down and he resorted to bringing Coach Sylvester in with her megaphone to yell at them and attack their self-esteem.

Not in the mood to be berated, Kurt passed the ball back to Azimio for a final time then checked nobody was watching him before making himself invisible. He then walked through the wall and made his way through the school to find Puck.

His boyfriend was sitting beside Artie in Geography class and had just raised his hand to answer a question. The teacher seemed momentarily paralyzed with shock that Puck's answer had been correct. Puck bumped his fist with Artie to celebrate his triumph before jotting down some further notes in his book. Kurt walked through the classroom wall and quietly made his way through the lines of desks to crawl under Puck's table.

He then placed his hands on Puck's thighs and squeezed to let the boy know he was there. Puck dropped one hand under his desk and Kurt took it in his own and placed a kiss to the boy's knuckles. The invisible teenager then brought his fingers to Puck's lap and popped the button of his jeans before slowly working the zip open. Kurt grinned as he heard Puck gasp. Carrying on with his task, Kurt pushed the fabric of Puck's denim jeans aside and was pleased to discover his boyfriend had opted to go commando. He wrapped his fingers around Puck's manhood and licked his lips before opening his mouth and taking as much of Puck's cock as he could manage down his throat.

"You ok, man?" Artie asked Puck in a whisper.

"Yeah, yeah, I'm good," Puck reassured with a smile on his lips as he closed his eyes and enjoyed the sensations Kurt was providing.

"You sure?" Artie pressed. "You kinda look like you might pass out or something."

"Trust me, I'm so freaking awesome right now," Puck answered and he spread his legs further and slumped a little in his chair and bit down on his pen to stop himself from moaning.

For several seconds, Artie was very confused by Puck's behaviour. But one quick glance under their table was enough to clue him in to the fact that an invisible Kurt was entertaining Puck with a blow-job. Artie made a point of shifting his seat as far away from Puck as possible while still technically being seated at the same desk.

Just as Kurt was really getting into his performance and thoroughly enjoying having Puck squirm in his seat, he realised that he hadn't thought things through properly. They were at school and in a very public classroom. While Kurt was indeed safely invisible, Puck was not, and there was no way Kurt could possibly share his invisibility powers with his boyfriend without the rest of the class noticing. And because they were in a classroom, Kurt couldn't just let Puck make a mess of himself when he came. Either Kurt would have to pull away and leave his boyfriend unsatisfied or he would have to swallow.

He trailed delicate kisses along Puck's length as he deliberated his decision. Puck's fist gripping onto Kurt's hair informed him that the guitar player was close and therefore Kurt didn't have much time to make up his mind. So the fashionista simply closed his eyes, relaxed his throat as much as possible, made sure to breathe through his nose and hoped for the best.

"Mmm," Puck mewled desperately as he shoved his knuckles in his mouth and bit down.

"Is there a problem, Puckerman?" the teacher asked and the Glee Jock shook his head as he emptied himself into Kurt's mouth. "Maybe you should go to the nurse," the teacher suggested and Puck whimpered in response.

Kurt deftly zipped Puck's pants back up and crawled out from under the table, still invisible. He placed a hand on Artie's shoulder and squeezed in what he hoped the other boy would take as an apology for having been so close to their activities. Seeming to understand Kurt's meaning, Artie discreetly gave him the thumbs-up sign to show he was cool with it and turned a snigger into a cough when Puck stood up and nearly fell back down again.

"You seem a bit unsteady on your feet," the teacher observed with a tone of concern. "Artie, would you escort Puck to the nurse?"

"Sure," Artie agreed. "Come on," he said placing a hand on Puck's back and guiding him out.

An invisible Kurt followed them out and checked the coast was clear before becoming visible again and winding an arm around Puck's waist.

"Damn, babe, that was so hot," Puck told him.

"Yes, I thought you'd enjoy it my perverted sweet kitten," Kurt commented.

"Sweet kitten," Artie repeated in amusement pinching Puck's cheek.

"Man, you're just jealous you couldn't have my hot boyfriend's perfect little mouth wrapped around your wiener," Puck retorted.

"Seriously, you call it a wiener?" Artie asked. "Kurt, what do you even see in this guy?" he joked.

"I'm not entirely sure what it is," Kurt admitted. "I just know I like it."

"Of course you like it," Puck replied. "I'm Puckersaurus. I'm hot and I'm a badass."

"So romantic isn't he," Artie laughed.

"He does try," Kurt smiled.

"If you turn invisible again you can lay down in the nurse's office with me," Puck pointed out suggestively.

"I thought you'd never ask," Kurt turned invisible again.

"That's probably my cue to leave," Artie acknowledged.

"Bye Artie," Kurt said.

"Later, dude," Puck called after him carrying on to the nurse's office where an invisible Kurt curled up on the bed with him pressing kisses to his mouth and neck and running his hand up his shirt, across his nipples and down over the new bulge that had developed in his denim jeans.

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"Guess who?" Artie challenged playfully as he swept up behind Rachel and placed his hands over her eyes.

"Cute move," Rachel complimented. "Of course it might work better on somebody who couldn't hear your thoughts. I'd have guessed it was you anyway thought," she told him as she spun in his arms. "You're the only boy in this school who smells that good," she moved on to her tip-toes to kiss him before lacing their fingers together so they could walk down the hall.

"Hey Rachel, Artie," another student greeted and Rachel smiled politely while Artie said 'hi'.

These days, they were more popular than ever. It seemed that Artie being out of his wheelchair and Rachel wearing a Cheerio outfit was all it took to make people like them.

"Rach, my girl, Art, my man," a jock greeted friendly handing them a flyer. "Party at mine Friday night. It's gonna be wild. You two gotta be there."

"Can we bring the rest of the Glee Club?" Rachel asked.

"As long as you come you can bring anybody you like, beautiful," he told her with a wink before moving on to invite a trio of Cheerio's further down the corridor.

"Are we really gonna go to this thing?" Artie asked.

"I don't know," Rachel answered. "I have always wanted to go to a cool High School party but I never thought I'd actually be invited to one. And he did say we could bring the rest of the Glee Club with us. Maybe the party will be fun, maybe it will be boring, I don't know but surely we all deserve to experience a proper High School party at least once."

"Ok, well, if you wanna go then we'll go," Artie told her. "Anything you want," he smiled at her.

"You're the best," Rachel claimed kissing him again. "Oh," she stumbled in his arms a little and screwed her face up in pain.

"Rach, sweetie, what is it?" Artie asked in concern.

"Don't worry, I'm ok," Rachel insisted shaking her head and looking around. "Hey, Chelsea," she called out to one of her fellow Cheerio's. "Do you have a spare tampon?" she asked.

"Of course, here," Chelsea handed her a tampon out of her bag.

"Thank you, you're a lifesaver," Rachel declared. "I have to go," she apologised to Artie quietly. "There's a girl from my History class crying in the girls' bathroom. As far as I can tell she just got her first ever period so she's freaking out a little. So I'm gonna take her this and make sure she's ok. Save me a seat at lunch," she pressed a quick kiss to her boyfriend's lips before hurrying to the girls' bathroom.

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As promised, Artie saved Rachel a seat at lunch. Tina was sitting with them drinking pigs blood from her thermos and watching Karofsky like a hawk as the bully joined the lunch queue.

"He still makes me nervous," Rachel commented as she too watched Karofsky's movements through the cafeteria. "He thinks about Kurt too often to be considered normal."

"What exactly is the creep thinking?" Artie asked.

"I'm not too sure," Rachel admitted. "I really only hear fragments, almost like an out of tune radio. Usually the only distinctive thing I can pick out is Kurt's name going through his head. It isn't even the thought itself that puts me on edge. It's the emotion that comes along with it."

"What do you mean?" Tina asked still keeping her eyes fixed on Karofsky's profile.

"Sometimes it's just really angry and hateful," Rachel explained. "Other times its something different and it can get really intense. It's almost like a… like a hunger."

"So Karofsky's hungry and he wants some Kurt Hummel to go with those fries?" Artie asked.

"He's the predator and views Kurt as his prey," Tina stated.

"There is definitely something animalistic about the way Karofsky thinks about Kurt," Rachel said. "He's not too fond of Noah these days either. I hear him thinking about beating Noah up and then driving off with Kurt somewhere."

"Ok, I may be asking an insane question here but I'm gonna ask it anyway," Artie said. "Is Karofsky in to Kurt in a sexual or romantic way?"

"I think it might just be a power thing," Rachel replied uncomfortably. "He likes the idea of having power over people. Maybe the reason he's so obsessed with Kurt is because Kurt always refused to be a victim. He keeps his head held high and has never let any of the bullies break him."

"He's in love with Kurt," Tina blurted out.

"No, I never said that," Rachel claimed.

"He's in love with Kurt," Tina repeated. "I snuck in to Karofsky's bedroom one night…"

"Shit, Tina, what did you do to him?" Artie asked.

"Nothing," Tina responded. "I thought about it," she confessed. "I thought about killing him in his sleep. It would have been easy. Stop looking at me like that," Tina rolled her eyes at Artie's horrified expression. "As you can see Karofsky is still stomping around McKinley so evidently I did not kill him. So stop staring at me as if I did."

"So… you were in Karofsky's bedroom," Rachel said in an effort to get the conversation back on track.

"He keeps a journal," Tina shrugged. "I may have read a page or two."

"And?" Artie pressed.

"He's in love with Kurt," Tina told the couple. "Some of his writings were actually deeply romantic and kind of beautiful. If Karofsky behaved the way he writes he'd actually be a decent human being and I wouldn't want to punch him in the face."

"Wait, if Karofsky's in love with Kurt why is he such a jerk to him?" Artie asked.

"Because sometimes teenage boys are morons," Tina answered.

"It's like a more aggressive version of a boy pulling girls' pigtails in the playground and then running away," Rachel said. "I just can't work out if he's a genuine threat or not."

"I'm having that same problem," Tina admitted. "I was so ready to snap that asshole's neck. Then I read his journal about all of his feelings and now I don't know what to think or what to do."

"But," Artie checked nobody was listening to them and then lowered his voice anyway. "Didn't you have a vision of Karofsky raping Kurt but you got Tina to stop it?"

"I don't know," Rachel sighed. "I did have that vision but I'm not sure if that vision was actually a vision."

"What?" Tina and Artie asked together.

"I just don't know if it was real," Rachel tried to explain. "I know I saw it happen in my head, but maybe it was something that was never actually going to happen in real life. Maybe I was just seeing a fantasy from Karofsky. Maybe in his head Kurt was a willing participant and I just didn't see things that far. I don't know. It's not like I've actually caught a clear coherent thought of Karofsky expressing an interest in raping Kurt... but then Karofsky's thoughts don't tend to be that coherent to me anyway. I don't know what's going on. I think it wise that we all keep an eye on Karofsky and make sure nothing happens to Kurt or Noah but I don't know if he's actually a dangerous psychopath."

"So the guy might be evil or he could just be misunderstood," Artie summarised. "Either way we're going to keep an eye on him just in case he does try to hurt our friends."

"It turns out Karofsky is a more complicated being than we first thought," Tina drawled. "It's a shame. The idea of snapping his neck seemed so much easier before I realised he was a real person with layers and feelings."

"If you keep saying things like that I'm going to start worrying that you might be the dangerous psychopath," Artie commented.

"I'm not a psychopath," Tina laughed. "But I'm definitely dangerous," she grinned wickedly before draining the remainder of her pigs blood. "And I'm thirsty. I need to find Mike."

"Damn it, Tina, you can't keep biting him," Artie objected.

"Mike's a consenting adult and it's none of your business," Tina retorted before swiftly exiting the cafeteria.

"Seriously, Rachel, read her mind, is she insane?" Artie asked.

"Perhaps," Rachel answered. "But no more so than anyone else in this school."

"Hey, how's my favourite heterosexual couple today?" Puck asked joining their table, Kurt and Mercedes following close behind, the pair giggling over something.

"Hey, white people," Mercedes greeted as she sat down. "Any news from Quinn?"

"Not yet," Rachel said checking her phone. "She could still be in the waiting room to be fair."

"How come you didn't go to the Doctor with her?" Kurt asked. "You went with her to all the other appointments."

"I would have been happy to go with her," Rachel answered. "But this time she actually agreed to let Matt go with her."

"Anyone have any gossip on what the hell is going on with them?" Mercedes asked eagerly.

"I'm pretty sure they're just friends," Rachel said. "Matt really wants to be involved in everything to do with the baby but there isn't like a romance or anything. Quinn told me she doesn't see him that way and even though I can't read Matt's thoughts no matter how hard I try I don't think he's in love with Quinn."

"I'll never understand how those two even hooked up," Kurt commented.

"People could say the same about you and Noah," Rachel pointed out. "And me and Artie. Face it, we're unlikely couples."

"That's true," Mercedes agreed. "At the beginning of this year, if someone told me Quinn would be pregnant with Matt's baby and you would be dating each other I'd have thought that person had taken one too many ice-cold slushie's to the head."

"Yet here we are," Artie noted. "Quinn is pregnant with Matt's baby, Kurt is crawling under tables to such Puck off and I'm walking around dating the prettiest girl in the school."

"Let's say second prettiest," Mercedes suggested teasingly.

"Tie for first?" Rachel compromised.

"Deal," Mercedes nodded and the girls high-fived.

"Oh, by the way," Rachel remembered pulling the party flyer out of her bag. "We've been invited to a party this Friday. I thought we could all go."

"A party?" Kurt asked sceptically.

"I think it could be fun," Mercedes shrugged. "We've never been invited to a proper party before. Isn't this the kind of thing every teenager should experience?"

"Puck, Finn, Mike, Matt, Santana, Brittany," Kurt listed. "I'm sure they could show up to this party and have a good time. And Artie and Rachel are basically McKinley's answer to Beyonce and Jay Z so I'm sure they'll be welcome and have a great time. But me, you and Tina will probably be humiliated in some way and I don't think a party is appropriate for Quinn in her condition."

"If some idiot tries anything to any of us me and Queen T will just kick their asses," Puck promised.

"If you agree to come to the party me, Mercedes and Quinn will let you choose what we wear," Rachel offered knowing that Kurt wouldn't be able to resist such temptation.

"Fine, I'm in," Kurt agreed. "'Cedes, you'll cover for me, convince dad I'm staying at yours?"

"Of course," Mercedes nodded.

"Is there any chance this party will have karaoke?" Rachel asked excitedly.

To Be Continued…

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