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Balls
Light often didn't have a penchant for speeding, but late as he was to dinner at his parent's house, it was totally justified. That is, until Light was forced to slow down as sirens blared behind him, red and blue lights showing up in his rearview mirror
"Oh, shit. The cops. Ah, I don't want a ticket!" No, a ticket wouldn't be good, especially since Soichiro Yagami was chief of the NPA.
"Here, I have an idea." L said, smiling evilly, bringing up a finger to nibble on it as his tail twitched mischievously. "When he walks up, say this…"
L recoiled as he heard L's suggestion, giving him an are-you-nuts look.
"What? Are you insane? How the hell is that going to get me out of a ticket, you stupid demon?!"
"Just do it, you dense human!"
"Fine!"
Light waited tensely as the officer exited his car, flipping through his ticketbook as Light rolled down the window. He smiled charmingly at the officer, speaking before the man had a chance to do so.
"Hello, officer. I bet you're going to give me a ticket to the Policeman's Ball."
The policeman paused, before narrowing his eyes.
"Tokyo Policemen don't have balls."
And then, the policeman blinked, realizing what he had just said, regarded Light with an inscrutable expression, and inclined his head in respect. He then walked back to his car without giving Light a ticket and drove away.