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Transfer
"Ah, I love this new 4G Internet hook-up," Light sighed, leaning back on his chair and smirking pleasedly. "It's so much faster than 3G…"
"Did you know that a single sperm has 37.4 megabytes of DNA information in it?" L suddenly spoke up.
Light swiveled around to face L, watching as the incubus continued stacking sugar cubes, as if he hadn't just shared that little piece of weird… and kind of interesting piece of information.
But Light was further shocked when after a small pause to get more sugar cubes from his bowl, L continued. "That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587 gigabytes in about 3 seconds…"
"Hmph," Light said, gaining L's attention and meeting the incubus's sly obsidian ones. "And here I thought 4G was fast…"
"Hm," L hummed thoughtfully, nodding. He plucked a sugar cube from the top of his tower and popped it into his mouth, sucking on it suggestively as he smirked at Light.
"…Care to transfer some data with me?"