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Love
"Hey, Light…"
"What?"
"Just so you know, if we were a pair of birds, I'd share my last worm with you."
Well, that was random, Light thought, his brows furrowing. Nevertheless, he went with it, figuring it was L's odd way of expressing his affection.
"That's, uh, very… sweet, L…"
"And if we were dogs, I'd share my string of wieners with you."
Wieners? Light had to school his expression into a sterner one, seeing the look of utmost sincerity on L's face, and didn't want to upset him by laughing.
"That's kinda weird. Who says wieners anymore? They're sausages, L-"
"And if we were sharks, I'd share the human I caught with you."
Light's humor suddenly turned to disgust upon picturing the gruesome image of him gnawing on a human arm while L munched on a leg and he grimaced.
Okay.
"…That's just fucking disgusting and disturbing, L."