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This prompt came, it conquered, and it kicked my ass. Breasts on a male? Not so cool. A bit weird, but, ah, well. It is what it is, yeah? I tried.
And for the record, you, EveningBlack, made my night with your review. Tickles me pink to know that people do think this is somewhat funny and actually good, despite the lameness of my sense of humor. And speaking of which, thanks to you as well, VampireDoll666 and Seishirou Hitsugaya for your faithful reviews.
Remmy... I'm sorry I have not replied to you for the past, what was it, week? Some serious pranking shit went down in my life that I promise to rant about to you and waste your time with when I finally get my ass in gear and write the damn message. Oh, and my stalker issue. That one I was telling you about? Octopus Hands? Yeah. Not cool, bro.
I broke my pinky finger, everyone, if you care to know. My right one. My paragraph-ing, period-ing, and comma-ing efficiency has decreased by about, oh, 95.8% because of this. And I can't play the piano. And I type funny. Luckily, OSTIC's chapter was done and ready to be up on Saturday before this happened, otherwise, I think I'd be facing serious problems. Like in TBTKYWMD... Heh.
And bloody hell, I've rambled on, haven't I? Ah, sorry. I really should do this in my blog. Have I mentioned that I have a blog yet? I have? In the last chapter? Well, go check it out if you haven't.
Breasts
"Hey, Light... did you know that studies have suggested that staring at breasts increase heart health?" L asked Light one day, narrowing his eyes. He didn't think that Light would try to cheat on him or anything, but still… this might be a good test. He knew Light was straight before L had awoken and become attached to him, so one never knew about these types.
Light looked up from where he was cleaning off the counter, getting ready to start dinner. He set his dishrag off to the side and leaned against the counter, propping one elbow against it as he gazed at L thoughtfully, wondering where the hell this had come from.
And then, L's slightly defensive posture as he crouched on top of one of the stools hit him, and he realized what L was doing; this was a test. Smiling, Light shook his head, and then told L, "Well, then, it's a good thing you have nipples, L."
"What?" L asked, taken aback.
"Because I'm still a guy, L," Light explained patiently. "I still like staring at boobs." He then smirked, eyes flicking down to L's thin chest. "But... I'm not going to be staring at any other breasts but yours."