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Einstein
"Albert Einstein once said that if you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there's a possibility of fucking yourself. I find that stupid,"Light said scathingly, reading directly from the book in his hand.
"Why, Light?" L asked curiously, raising an inky black eyebrow. He paused with one hand in the cookie jar, his black tail waving back and forth in interest at Light's words. Light tossed aside the book he had just read that quote from and smiled at L, leering and raising an eyebrow.
L's eyes narrowed- that smile usually heralded some serious pain for his ass was coming up in the near future…
"Why would I want to fuck myself when I've got you?"