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I have decided Autocorrect is my new worst enemy. Little bitch keeps fucking with my words and switching them around. Gah. See any misplaced words in my stories? Ones that shouldn't be there? Yeah. Blame... *points at Autocorrect* ...that little bitch right there.
Chicken
"Hey, Light. Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Light looked up and over at L, seeing the incubus bearing a wide smile on his pale face. He repressed the urge to groan; L's jokes were always horrible. Still, he decided to humor the incubus, knowing L would sulk if he didn't. "I don't know, L. Why?"
"To get to the gay man's house."
Light's eyebrows raised before he shook his head in confusion. "L… I'm not sure I get it…" he admitted.
L didn't reply that, but instead said, his smirk only growing, "Knock, knock."
Oh, for the love of-
"…Who's there?" Light asked irritably.
"The chicken."
There was a beat of silence before Light shook his head, a small smile unwillingly quirking his lips up. "That's awful."
"-ly funny…" L finished, smirking.