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Balanced
"L," Light sighed one day, making the incubus look up, his cheeks stuffed full of freshly-baked cookie. "You need to eat better. You might not need it, but it's driving me nuts to have to watch you stuff yourself full of junk food."
L raised an eyebrow, chewed a few times, and then swallowed."Well, what do you suggest, Light?" he questioned.
"That you eat a balanced diet," Light suggested, picking up a celery stick that was going to be used in their dinner that night and brandishing it in front of L.
L eyed the green sticklike vegetable wiht disgust before he shook his head.
"A balanced diet? I do eat a balanced diet, Light," L said, frowning in confusion, though a devilish glint was in his eye.
"Prove it," Light challenged with a cocked eyebrow of his own.
Smirking, L brought his hands up in front of him, showing off two cupcakes held in each of them, though when L got ahold of them, Light had no clue. "A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand."