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VampireDoll666: Light is also pleased that you think he is sex on legs, because Light thinks he is sex on legs as well. And as long as you promise to take them as a pair, it makes him more inclined to allow you to take them both away.
...And the toaster prompt last chapter? Exactly what happened to me in the kitchen one day. I simply rewrote it with what happened to me happening to L.
Fly and everything.
Oh, God.
The fly.
Little bastard.
Protons
L loved the fact that Light was so brilliant. Especially in chemistry. He especially loved watching Light in chemistry, just because it was fascinating to watch Light figure everything out so quickly.
And the fact that he could make witty, nerdy comebacks when the time arose was a bonus, too.
One day, while shadowing Light around during chemistry, there was this one boy in class that found out Light had a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend and decided to give him some shit about it….
"At least I have a girlfriend!" the kid said triumphantly, obviously thinking this was supposed to win the argument, this proof of his 'obvious' manliness.
But Light was not fazed one bit by this.
"Whatever," Light replied, rolling his eyes. "Your girlfriend has 67 protons."
The whole class had gone silent in order to watch the resident supposedly gay genius (though Light wasn't really gay and L was the only exception to the rule) and some random kid duke it out over Light's sexual orientation.
Upon hearing Light's words, the whole class, with the exception of L, who only smirked knowingly, looked over to the periodic table hung up on the wall. L already knew what Light was talking about; the element with 67 protons is holmium, which has the chemical symbol "Ho."
Light had just used chemistry to call someone's girlfriend a ho.
As the whole class laughed and the boy's ears burned red in shame, helooked over to the incubus that was only visible to him and shared the pleased smirk that was present on L's face.