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Spiders
"Light."
"..."
"Light."
"..."
"Light."
"What?"
"Get me a newspaper, please," L asked quietly, finally gaining the attention of his human. He was in no position to get the thing himself.
Light looked up from his organic chemistry homework, raising a brow. "A newspaper?" he asked skeptically. L had never really shown an interest in current events in the news before, but perhaps he was simply bored. Dismissing it, Light set aside his pencil and picked up his iPad, leaning back in his chair to hand it off to L, who was crouched upon the bed. "Nobody uses a newspaper anymore. Here, use my iPad."
L blinked as he took the slim, sleek, rectangular device, eyeing it with a measure of curiosity. "Oh. Okay. Thanks, Light."
Light nodded and went back to his homework. L gripped the rectangular device and turned his attention back to the little black 8-legged 8-eyed creature perched smugly upon his pillow that had been staring him down for the past 5 minutes.
Not today, bitch. That pillow is mine.
Smirking, L raised the iPad above his head and brought it swiftly down with a whump, crushing the nuisance beneath the iPad's silver surface.
The spider never knew what hit it.