We went into this large house that was owned by Papyrus and Sans. The house had a large TV, and a couch in the living room. Papyrus sat me down on the couch.

"THIS IS WHAT I DO WITH ALL MY PRISONER FRIENDS," he said before turning on the TV and walking to get some food.

I think I was the only prisoner/friend he ever had. On the TV, a large square robot appeared. It was doing some kind of cooking show. Papyrus seemed excited as he walked back in."O MY GOSH! IT'S METTATON! SHE IS THE BIGGEST SUPERSTAR IN ALL OF THE UNDERGROUND!" Papyrus squealed.

"Wow, that's awesome," I said trying to wrap my head around a singing, dancing, cooking square robot on the television.

"I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET HER! BUT ALAS, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM NOT COOL ENOUGH TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR HER," he said glumly.

I didn't want to see a sad Papyrus, so I got an idea.

"We should make a 'cool guy' suit for you," I suggested.

That got Papyrus excited."THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! I'LL RUN TO THE DUMP TO GET SUPPLIES," Papyrus then ran out the door before I could even say anything.

I sat there for a moment watching this Mettaton show. Damn, that robot had a nice voice though. Sans came down the stairs from out of nowhere.

"ya hungry kid? i'm going to grillby's; wanna come?" Sans said walking past me.

I nodded and followed behind him. We went into the bar, and Sans took a seat and patted for me to come up too. I climbed up and sat, only to have the seat fart. Whoopie cushion. He got me again. We laughed for a sec before looking around. It was eerily silent. Some dog monsters were sad, or were glaring at me.

"hmmmmm, it's emptier than it usually is." Sans noticed I was looking down. "oh well, they'll probably be here tomorrow. anyway, want to thumb wrestle a skeleton?" Sans asked with his pie eating smile.

I took his hand, only to have another fart noise. 3-0, Sans.

"Wow, you got me again," I laughed.

"what can i say, natural comedian right here," Sans gloated.

"That reminds me of a trick I pulled on my sister," I said as our orders came, I took a ketchup bottle.

"Unwind the cap on the ketchup bottle. Now try it." I handed him the ketchup bottle after I unwound it. He tried pouring it and it spilled all over his food.

"wow, i'll have to put that in my bag of tricks." Sans replied laughing. "so, you have a sister, huh."

"Yeah, she's the good one out of us two. She would literally do everything in her power to help someone out. Even me when I got in trouble." I told Sans everything about Frisk.

"dang, she sounds like a hero to ya," Sans said after hearing all of my rambling.

"She is. That's why I've got to get back up to the surface. My dad's someone who she shouldn't have to face alone. He probably has already hurt her in some drunken rage about me," I spoke angrily, balling my hands into fists.

"hey, calm down. i'm sure that she can hold her own against anyone, including your dad," Sans assured me.

I nodded.

"papyrus should be getting home right about now, let's take a shortcut home," Sans said.

We left our seats and went toward the fire exit. Next thing I knew we were sitting on the couch at the house.

"What the!? How'd you do…" I questioned Sans trying to get my head around how we got to his house in a flash. Before I could finish my sentence, Papyrus burst in carrying all sorts of things. He had a basketball, a shirt that said "GUY" on it, gym shorts, a baseball hat, and sneakers.

"I GOT THE STUFF FOR US TO MAKE MY COSTUME!" Papyrus squealed.

We decided to cut the basketball in half and use them as shoulder pads. Papyrus wrote the word 'cool' over the word 'guy' on the shirt. He took his jacket off, and I fitted him with his new gear. When we were done, I got a mirror. Papyrus was shocked.

"EEEEEEEE, I LOOK SO COOL! ALL OF MY FANS WILL BE SO AMAZED! MAYBE I'LL GET TO MEET METTATON!" he squealed. "COME ON YOU TWO, LET'S GO SHOW SNOWDIN MY BRAND NEW STYLE!"

With that he picked me and Sans up and put us on his shoulders. For hours we paraded the streets of Snowdin showing off Papyrus. Many monsters laughed, but Papyrus said that their feeling of joy overcame them when they saw him. It was a good night.

It was stopped when a heavily armoured knight came into town. Quickly, Papyrus threw me off his shoulders and into a bush. Sans disappeared, so there was no help from him. The knight came up to Papyrus.

"WHY UNDYNE! HOW NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP!" Papyrus greeted this knight like it was his friend.

"HEY PAPYRUS, I'M LOVING THE NEW LOOK ON YOU!" the knight, Undyne, acknowledged me and Papyrus's masterpiece. "I CAME BECAUSE I HEARD NEWS THAT A HUMAN WAS AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?" She (the voice sounded feminine) asked.

Papyrus quickly shook his head. Undyne seemed to believe him but looked suspiciously at him.

"OK, BUT IF YOU SEE IT BE SURE TO TELL ME," Undyne insisted.

Papyrus nodded, and Undyne went off. When she was out of sight, I got out of the bushes.

"WHO IS SHE!?" I demanded.

"OH, THAT'S UNDYNE! SHE'S THE HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD. SHE'S TRAINING ME SO I CAN EVENTUALLY JOIN, TOO!" Papyrus seemed happy, but I certainly was not.

"I didn't know you were friends with her! She is trying to go after me!" I almost yelled.

"DO NOT FEAR HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL OPEN UP MY HOME TO YOU UNTIL THIS ALL BLOWS OVER! UNDYNE WILL NEVER LOOK THERE!" he said happily.

I accepted. It all seemed ok. I slept on the couch as everyone else slept in their rooms. I was awakened by a knock, and a voice I recognized as Undyne's. I quickly ran upstairs and told Papyrus that Undyne was here. Papyrus told me to stay in his room.

Sitting next to the door I heard what was going on downstairs. Papyrus opened the door, and Undyne burst in.

"ALRIGHT WHERE IS HE!" Undyne yelled.

"WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN UNDYNE?" Papyrus asked cheerfully.

"THE HUMAN! I FOLLOWED HIS TRACKS UP TO YOUR HOUSE. LOOK AT THESE BLANKETS! WHO IS SLEEPING DOWN HERE?!" she spoke angrily.

"THEY'RE MINE!" Papyrus tried lying but was failing miserably.

"LOOK PAPYRUS," Undyne sighed. "THIS HUMAN IS VERY DANGEROUS, HE HAS KILLED MANY MONSTERS, MOST OF THEM PART OF THE ROYAL ARMY. HE CAN HURT YOU, HE CAN HURT SANS, HE CAN HURT WHOEVER HE CHOOSES. WE NEED HIS SOUL, AND IF HE'S HERE THEN YOU'D BE VERY HELPFUL FOR EVERYONE."

"OH I'M SO SORRY! I MADE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND WE HAVE BEEN BEST BUDDIES. I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A BAD GUY! WAAAAAAAAAA" Papyrus was balling.

"IS HE STILL HERE?" Undyne asked.

"YES! HE IS HIDING IN MY ROOM! WAAAAAAAA" Papyrus blubbered.

Well, he had just given me up. I stood up. Undyne was coming up the stairs; there was no escape. I was prepared to fight, but I wasn't sure if I was up to the task. As she got to the top of the stairs the closet opened up and someone grabbed me.

Oh Undyne, isn't she something.