She looked down at me, blue spear in hand. She threw it, just missing me.
"YOU KNOW, IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DIDN'T RESORT TO VIOLENCE WHENEVER I SEE YOU!" I yelled up to her.
"SHUT UP!" She roared at me. I shut my yap."YOU NEVER GAVE A LOT OF THE MONSTERS IN SNOWDIN A CHANCE TO TALK!"
She threw another spear at me, before jumping down. Her helmet fell off as it hit the ground, so I got a look at who the great Undyne was. She was a blue fish-person with long red hair, and an eye patch. She stared at me with a hatred that I've never seen before.
"I didn't know they were nice. They attacked me so I pummeled them to get away." I said trying to explain myself. "Wouldn't you have done the same thing?"
She paused for a moment. Before continuing her advance.
"FIVE. THAT'S THE NUMBER OF HUMAN SOULS WE HAVE. WE NEED SEVEN. WITH YOUR SOUL WE'LL BE ONLY ONE HUMAN SOUL AWAY. THE FACT THAT NO ONE HAS BOTHERED TO TAKE THAT SOUL AWAY FROM YOU IS A CRIME!"
"Look, if there was anyway I could go back and fix my mistakes I would." I said.
"YOU CAN REPAY YOUR MISTAKES BY GIVING US YOUR SOUL. JUST THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HELPING BY DOING IT. RIGHT NOW YOU ARE NO MORE THAN CRIMINAL, YEAH, YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS A CRIME. YOU'D BE BETTER OFF DEAD!" Undyne yelled.
Oh how many times my dad said THAT to me. I had enough of that, a pit of anger rose up in me. I kept my cool though.
"Yeah, sorry, my soul isn't for sale. Thanks for the added motivation though." I said with a sly smile.
"WELL IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE ME YOUR SOUL, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TEAR IT FROM YOUR CHEST!" She yelled as she jumped down from the entrance.
"EN GUARD!" She yelled.
All the spears flew at me. I dodged them all and tried to run past her. She blocked the way.
"YOUR NOT RUNNING AWAY THIS TIME." She said smiling.
Another batch of spears appeared, flying at me faster than the first attack. I barely was able to dodge them this time. I looked at Undyne waiting for her next move. Spears surrounded me this time. I tried to whip myself around to dodge them only to have one slam into my shoulder. I didn't have time to scream because another one hit my other shoulder.
As the pain increased, the spears disappeared out of my shoulders and blood started pouring out. I quickly shoved a crabapple I had bought from this old giant turtle down my throat. My shoulders healed up but were still very sour.
"COME ON, JUST GIVE UP. I PROMISE IT'LL HURT FOR A SECOND." She goaded. "CONTINUED FIGHTING WILL ONLY CAUSE YOU MORE PAIN."
I shook my head. Jumping up and down trying to shake off any lasting soreness.
"FINE THEN!" She said.
A large barrage of spears appeared all around me. One shot at me from behind. I turned around and grabbed it before it made a Favian-cabob out of me. I whipped around with the spear in hand and knocked the other ones away. I looked at her smiling. She seemed shocked. She launched even more spears at me.
I grabbed the first one I saw and used it to defend myself. Then I charged at her with it as fast I could. She was thinking that I wanted to make a fish on a stick dinner with that spear. So she grabbed a spear and prepared to attack when I got close. Just before I got to her though I stuck the spear in the ground and used it to pole-vault over her.
I landed and started running I laughed looking behind me. Undyne was pissed. I thought I had gotten away. But a spear came up and tripped me. I rolled head first into a somersault. I got up as she was coming towards me. There was a sign to my right.
"WELCOME TO HOTLAND" it read.
"HOTLAND!" I yelled angrily before a spear whizzed by me. "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME DELIVER MY SOUL TO ASGORE MYSELF?!" I yelled at Undyne.
"WHY DON'T YOU STOP BEING A LITTLE WIMP AND STOP RUNNING LIKE A BABY!" She yelled back.
"FINE! YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT! LET'S GO! I'M TIRED OF RUNNING AWAY ANYWAY!" I yelled.
She smiled a big sharp toothed grin. "OK! YOU KNOW WHAT! I'LL LET YOU TRY AND DEFEND YOURSELF WITH ONE OF MY SPEARS!" She yelled with a laugh.
A blue spear appeared beside me and I grabbed it.
"NOW LET'S FIGHT!" She said.
I charged at her with my spear, she charged at me with her spears. Both of us screaming at the top of our lungs.
45 minutes later
The hall was so steamy from sweat that me and Undyne barely could see each other. We were wobbling around just trying to not collapse from exhaustion. Undyne tried to throw her spear at me, it fell at her feet. I, not knowing where the spear was, threw up the spear in a bad attempt to block the imaginary spear.
We then both fell to the ground in a heap of exhaustion. We laid there for a moment before Undyne yelled.
"WHY DID WE CHOOSE TO FIGHT NEAR THE HOTLAND?!" She almost screamed.
"WHY IS THE HOTLAND EVEN A THING!?" I screamed back.
"THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING!" She replied yelling.
I pulled out a water bottle from my pants. It was still decently cold. I took a sip of water before looking at Undyne. A fish, that needed water.
"Hey, you want a sip?" I asked.
"SURE." She said.
I tossed her the bottle before laying on the ground again. I heard something spilling, then some happy fish noises.
"You poured it on yourself didn't you." I said not getting up.
"YEP!" She said with not an ounce of regret.
We stared off into space for a moment.
"ALL WE WANT IS HOPE, FAVIAN. YOU'RE IT." Undyne said glumly.
"I know, but all I want is a chance to see my family again. I know I've made mistakes down here, and I'm truly sorry, but I can't just give up."
After a moment we both got up.
"IF YOU WANT TO DELIVER YOUR SOUL TO ASGORE GO AHEAD, I WON'T STOP YOU." Undyne said starting to walk out. Before she left I spoke.
"Thanks. Also, please tell Papyrus that I still think he's cool, plus if you could try and teach him something other than fighting." I said with a serious smile. "I still do care about him and Sans."
"YEAH SURE, I WAS PROBABLY GOING TO DO THAT ANYWAY." She said smiling before walking out.
This fight was amazing to write. It was so funny just imagining Favian and Undyne just fighting each other for 45 minutes until both collapse due to Hotland heat.