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...They... had... McWeiners?! Fuckkkk... why did they discontinue them?! GAH! ...I'd totally order a McWeiner. Just sayin'. You were right, Remmy. I would.
Energy
"Light."
"Light."
"Light."
"Mphh… Go the hell away, L."
"Light."
"Light."
"Light."
"What the hell, L-" Light started irately, raising up onto his elbows, but he abruptly froze upon seeing the demon that was crouched on the bed to the right of him, leaning over Light so his face was only a few centimeters away from Light's own.
"Oh my God L, what the fuck's wrong with you?! Your eyes are dilated and you're shaking so badly, you're almost vibrating! What happened?!"
"Light."
"L!"
"Light. I made coffee with Red Bull this morning."
Light stared at L incredulously, before he remembered that Sayu had accidentally left a Red Bull in the fridge the last time she had come to visit. But why the hell had L...
"What the fuck?"
What had possessed him to do such a thing?
L's eye twitched spastically.
"I can hear you thinking."