"Hey Mettaton! You're a TV star right?! Well what if I promised you the most viewed show on TV! You just have to let me live in return." I said.

Mettaton didn't reply, deciding if she should let me live.

"Decide quickly, I'm about to become Favian the Bacon!" I yelled as the fire got even closer.

"Alright darling, I'll bite." She said clapping. The fire receded back into the walls. "Tomorrow! Me and Favian will be performing the best show you'll ever see! Tell your friends!" Mettaton said to the camera.

All the lights came back on. I looked at Mettaton as she came close to me. She grabbed my shirt and picked me up.

"Well, , what's your plan to make the best show these monsters have ever seen? I'd hate to be called a liar to my fans."

Her grip tightened on my collar. My mind raced as I thought of something to say.

"A music and dance number!" I said out of my butt.

She dropped me, thinking about my idea.

"Ok, a dance number it is! Oh I can't wait!" She said rolling out of the lab.

I waited a few moments, before speaking.

"Well, I better get going before Mettaton comes back." I said awkwardly.

"Y-yeah, you probably should get going. Here, do you have a phone?" She said pulling something out of her pocket.

"No. why?" I asked.

Alphys pulled out a cell phone and handed it to me.

"There ya go, it's my newest prototype. It includes the website UnderNet, 4G cell service, a built in jetpack…" Alphys got cut off by me.

"A JETPACK!" I screamed in joy.

"Yeah obviously." She said blowing it off. "Just click this button and.."

I clicked the button, rockets popped out of the phone and fired. It flew out of my hand and went straight up into the ceiling, exploding on impact.

"It's only a prototype." Alphys explained. "Here's another one."She handed me yet another cellphone.

We said our goodbyes and I left. As soon as I got out the door, I tried to call home. It wouldn't even attempt to connect. Bad cell service. Dangit. Alphys told me to call her if I ran into any defense lasers.

I ran into many lasers as I walked around trying to find my way around. She told me that if the lasers were orange, I could walk right through them. If they were blue though, I had to not move or I'd be zapped. Alphys would either shut it off or it would move away.

Throughout most of the Hotlands I dodged lasers, talked my way out of some fights that monsters wanted, and sweated a couple buckets of water out of my system. Eventually I got to a hotel called MTT resort. I went in, and there was Mettaton, posing on a statue that was her. I figured out what MTT meant, Mettaton resort. People surrounded her, taking pictures and begging for her autograph.

She saw me and flew over and picked me up. "This is my partner! Favian! He and I will be performing tomorrow! She yelled.

We then flew out of the room, and into an adjoining restaurant. She sat me down and spoke. "So, the song I was thinking that we should do one of my original songs!" She looked at me expectantly.

"Uh, actually, I was thinking that we should should have the monsters experience a human song."

"Fine, what were you thinking,then?"

"We need to find a human song somewhere… I know! The dump!" I exclaimed.

The square metal box had something that looked like a face of horror on her face.

"The dump! No! My beautiful legs will get soaked, I'll get dirty!" She cried.

"Real stars would do whatever it takes to please her fans." I reminded Mettaton. "Plus you don't have legs. You have a wheel."

"Ugh fine," She grumbled before taking my hand. "Let's go."

Her jets fired and we flew out of the hotel. She wove her way through the Underground at top speed. I yelped a few times as we came close to hitting rocks or the ground. She noticed this and started doing barrel rolls. It felt like I was going to throw up, so I kept my mouth shut and closed my eyes. I could almost hear Mettaton chuckling. After a few minutes (which felt like hours) we landed. I wobbled around dizzy.

"Hmm, I thought you were the toughest human ever to fall down here?" She laughed.

"Even I am weak to physics and gravity." I said breathing heavily.

"Hm, well, hop to it! This place is too wet and I might short circuit." She said.

"Uh well the dump is in ankle deep water. So you might want to figure something ou…" I said getting cut off.

"Oh dear! I guess I can't help look through the trash." She said posing dramatically.

"What?! No! If you don't help, I won't make this performance!" I said angrily.

Mettaton reached behind her back. She then pulled out, I kid you not, a bomb.

"He he he, yes you will. You see dearie,you are not as invincible as you think. If I wasn't so intrigued by your plan, I would take your soul for myself." She said sinisterly.

I looked at the bomb. I was pretty sure that my gloves wouldn't be able to protect me from a bomb blast. I was going to try NOT to find out.

"Yeah sure, uh... I'm gonna go find a song now." I said quickly before almost diving into the dirty water.

I searched for close to an hour. With Mettaton "cheerleading" by threatening me with my life, I moved quickly. Eventually I ran across a gem in the rubble.

Katy. Perry. Yeah that's right, I found Katy Perry's "Teenage Dream" Album in the trash. I thought about what song Mettaton would like. A light bulb lit in my head. "Firework" would be perfect. Mettaton had the explosives, it would be the perfect performance to blow everyone's minds.

I trudged out of the water and handed the disc to Mettaton.

"WOW! Kitty Purry! She must be a star of a cat!" Mettaton said clearly confused.

"Umm, her names Katy Perry. She's like the you of my land." I said trying to give Mettaton an image of how huge of a star Katy Perry was in my world.

"She's a superstar robot?" Mettaton still didn't get it.

"NO! SHE IS A SUPERSTAR THAT EVERYONE LOOKS UP TOO!" I yelled before shutting my yap. Mettaton was seemingly angry.

"You mean to say that…" This could be bad. "Everyone looks up to me!"

"Y-yeah!" I said. If Papyrus like Mettaton then everyone else did too… right?

"Oh goody! Then tomorrows show will have to be twice as amazing as before! That means more work for you darling!" She said evilly.

"Yaaaayyy." I said sarcastically.

"Now what song should we use by this Katy Perry?"

"I believe there is a song called 'Firework' on there, it's like her best song ever." I replied.

"I'll be the judge of that!" A freaking disc player popped out of of Mettaton because why not? After A few moments Mettaton seemed satisfied.

"My, my, you do have a taste for good music. Now you just need to come up with a plan to make our performance amazing!"

"I have to come up with a plan?" I said angrily.

"Yes dearie, remember, I can kill you whenever I want." Mettaton goaded. I was really getting tired of her shiz. So, naturally, I snapped.

"You really think you could kill me whenever you want? YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?!" I yelled at her.

"Yes,it would be rather easy."

"How would it be so easy."

"I've done it before!"

"... Well, I'm a LOT different from whoever you ended."

"Oh really?" She laughed. "Dodge these then!"

A bunch of bombs appeared above me. They fell down towards me, all about to explode. I dodged a couple. Then I tried catching one, I learned that tough gloves aren't made to stop explosions. As soon as a bomb touched my hands it exploded. I flew back into the dirty water. The explosion didn't hurt me too terribly. My soul was hurt, but I was relatively fine. I laid there in the water as Mettaton stood laughing.

"I SWEAR IF I HEAR ONE MORE EXPLOSION FROM THE TWO PEOPLE I THINK ARE OUT THERE, I WILL JOIN IN!" Undyne yelled from her house not too far away.

"See you tomorrow night!" Mettaton was gloating.

I sat up just to see Mettaton fly-off. I said multiple not so friendly words under my breath as I heard her jets fade away. I needed to walk all the way back to Alphys lab. I stood up, soaking wet, and started walking. Something caught my eye, some stuff looked oddly like stuff that I owned.

Katy Perry? Is he serious? Yes, yes he is