I'd like to speak today
About the state of online games
The WWII bunch
And not to give any names…
But the War Birds graphics suck
Aces High is full of jerks
And as hard as War Gaming tries
They can't make a game that works
In War Thunder Russian planes
All fly like UFOs
With their Soviet force fields
And their railguns in the nose
In World War 2 Online
The Axis line won't budge
And the Allied line will give
At the slightest German nudge
And with all of their new stuff
CoD has gone to hell
Same with all who followed
So Battlefield as well
And here's the real kicker
This part's really funny
They can't give good games
But they're asking for my money!
Buy eagles or buy gold
Or subscribe for extra stuff!
Just fifteen buck a month
Cause buddy, times are rough
I can just see them in their office like
Ooh! Money! *Snatch!*
But their customers are robbed
And we can't get a decent patch
They might trick the others
But not me, they can't
Get me to pay for broken things
Ok I'm good, end rant.
Yeah that's just conspiracy
Stay off the forums and I'm fine
So if you'll excuse me now
Going play World War 2 Online