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Incorrectly
"Hey, Light." Light looked up at his lover's calling of his name. L was gazing down at the stick of an ice-cream bar, one of the ones that had those cheesy little questions and riddles on the exposed part, and the answers to them on the part covered by the treat.
"What, L?"
"I have a question for you."
"What is it?"
"Which word in the English dictionary is spelled incorrectly?"
"None. It's a dictionary, L. Unless there's a typo, nothing is going to be spelled incorrectly."
"Yes, there is Light. There is one word that's spelled incorrectly."
"Prove it. Which word?"
"Incorrectly is spelled 'incorrectly'."
"…You're sick, L."