Truth won't get ratings, the truth is a bore
Find something new, unheard of before
The people want drama, and conflict, and war
If you don't find enough, then go stir some more
Connect facts, change details, with juice it will burst
Just cover your tracks for it can't seem coerced
It may seem vague, or dodgy at worst
No matter, we've got it, and we've got it first
Sensationalism is key to the game
Give life to a subject that's otherwise tame
Kindle the fire, nurture the flame
And last, but not least, find someone to blame
And they will believe us, no doubt they will buy
It all from our outlet, they've no wit to pry
They don't even question, and soon they will tie
Themselves in the strings of our intricate lie
It's not hard at all, I'd know, you can stitch
A story from three little facts, which
Can be from wherever if we're not the glitch
So get out there, and find us a pitch