Playful Incubi are Hell to Deal With: Aftermath

by Volenis

Playful incubi can be hell to deal with... or sometimes, funny as hell. Set in the universe of Playful Incubi are Hell to Deal With, they're a bunch of short, humorous drabbles with the occasional fluffy one tossed in. Watch yourselves- here there be crack... LightxL.

70. Driving

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Driving

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"Sayu, you suck at parking."

"Light, this had better not be one of those sexist 'Oh, females suck at parking and driving in general' speeches!"

"Um, Sayu-"

"Because I tell you, women only have trouble parking because we're constantly lied to about what 8 inches is!"

"…Funny. Light's never lied to me about that. But maybe it's because he's big enough to not have to-"

"L. Please. I beg of you...I don't need to know about the length, size, or width of my big brother's penis. Don't leave me scarred for life."