SO WUSH POPPING EVERYBODY? Got a bit of positive feedback on the last chapter with a couple of follows, brought some joy to my grey, furry little heart. But who came to see my silky, alluring words? NO FUCKING BODY! So let's get these words flowing. [If your heart is actually furry and/or grey then please see a certified, sane doctor. That is in no way natural or healthy. :] also I forgot to add a few very important things in the story…just read the chapter

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Chapter 3. the school

Itachi uchiha was normally a very calm person. He never made any trouble and was even called a pacifist by his peers. When he went on missions with older shinobi, they would often say he is the most capable, calm 14 year old they have ever met. Of course there were times when he had "bad days" but they normally were dealt with properly and calmly.

"Onii-san do something cool!" yelled a 7 year old Naruto. He had grown up quite a lot to look like a carbon copy of his father, the only difference being his deep violet eyes he inherited from his mother. His black, spiky hair (which came from his Uchiha father) was sticking out in random directions as normal.

"Yeah Onii-san, do a jutsu." Agreed the 7 year old Sasuke, right next to his adoptive brother. They had always told Naruto that they weren't his real parents but that didn't stop him from considering them as such. He was close to almost everyone in the uchiha clan. Because (even though they would never admit it) his smile made them feel ….good. Since no one in the clan would smile unless something tremendous had happened, it was refreshing to see someone smile just for the point of smiling. Although they did say that they weren't his real family, and wouldn't tell them the names of his birth parents until he was much older, they did say that he actually was an Uchiha. And that made him feel better, knowing he was somewhat connected to everyone else.

"Please Onii-san!" said Naruto to Itachi, doing his "cute face". Too bad for him Itachi was an anbu, and as anbu he was taught to contain his emotions. But since he always held a soft spot for both his little brothers, he back flipped of the large rock that he was meditating on and did a small series of flips in the air before landing next to his both kids and poked them both in middle of the forehead with two fingers.

"Being a ninja isn't about performing cool tricks or doing flashy jutsu. It's about protecting what you hold closest to your heart and getting your job done. Remember this, these words are better than any jutsu or technique I could ever teach you." And with that he left the two black a haired boys alone in the clan backyard.

"Do you think what Onii-san said about being a ninja is true?" asked Sasuke. The two of them were sitting on the bank of the Naka River, just talking about things that they knew they wouldn't be able to figure out alone. "I mean all that stuff about words being more important than jutsu."

"No of course not." Replied Naruto, shaking his head. "How could words be more important than a jutsu? Onii-san probably just said all that so that we would leave him alone. Did you hear what Kaa-chan and Tou-san were talking about?" changing the subject since he knew there was no point talking about their always confusing brother. "I think they said that we can finally start the academy!" he finished, excitedly.

"When did they say we could join?" asked an equally excited Sasuke.

"I dunno but probably soon. This means that we are one step closer to being shinobi." He shrugged. "I also heard them talking about there being a new clan coming to the village."

"Who cares? Let's start working on the great fireball jutsu." He stood up.

Meanwhile, at the Konoha gates.

"May we see your passports and know your reason of entry?" The eternal gate guard, Izumo asked the small family of three.

"This shit is so boring." Grumbled one of the two boys as he gave him his papers. He was wearing a dark red t-shirt with dark grey pants and black sandals, his forehead then touched his sandals as he was slapped on his head.

"What have I told you about cursing?" reprimanded the women next to him. She was of medium height and had bright blonde hair flowing behind her back. She was wearing a white dress and had a red amulet on her neck. Seeing that her son was still mumbling she sighed, the recent events had been tough on all of them but it was worse with Dante. He was closer to his dad then his brother was.

"I agree with Dante." Vergil said, he was wearing something similar to his twin but instead of red and grey he had a dark blue t shirt with black pants and dark grey sandals. "If Tou-san already spoke with the Hokage then why do we have to go through this? It seems very trivial."

Eva sighed, Vergil was always like this. Although she loved both her twin sons, they could both be quite a handful. Especially Dante.

"See mom, even verge says this is bullshit!" He complained as they all walked away from the amused gate guard. "And why did we have to move anyway? I miss Yugito, and B, and even dickhead!"

"You'll understand when you're older Dante-kun." Eva said, as they walked into their new house. It was a short run from the academy so that when they started school they would be late…so that Dante wouldn't be late. "Plus you will get to make new friend here. Im sure Yugito won't get jealous if you even make a couple of cute girlfriends."

"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" he yelled, his face redder then his shirt.

"Kaa-san never said she was." Said Vergil as he unpacked. "Also try to stop yelling, we start the academy tomorrow and I don't want our neighbors to look at us weird already." And with that he went upstairs to pick his room.

"fine." Pouted Dante as his twin left. He then thought about something and ran upstairs after him. "Don't pick the room I want!"

Eva chuckled as she listened to her sons. She unpacked half of their stuff then went to be herself; she could unpack the rest later. "I hope Dante and Vergil adjust well here." She thought as she drifted off to sleep. "Hopefully you comeback to see them grow up, my love."

The next day.

"Dante wake up." Said the pretty ladies around his bed. He sat in his chair as they fed him pizza. "Come on Dante we have to go." They said in unison. Dante just smiled at them and asked where they were going. His happy face then turned into a look of horror as all the ladies faces turned into that of his brother.

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie!" Dante screamed awake. He looked around and saw Vergil, standing in his doorway. "Come on we have to go. Kaa-chan is waiting downstairs." He said and left. Dante groaned and got up and dressed.

He looked at the scroll next to his bed and grinned. "Open this only when you become a ninja." His father had said. "I'll become a ninja. Then I'll kick your ass old man." With those thoughts of confidence he ran down the stairs.

"Ready?" asked his smiling mother. When he nodded then set off on their walk to the academy. One happy and sad that her babies were growing up, one excited to finally start his road to become a ninja, and one happy to finally get start his day.

At the uchiha compound

"Notepads?" questioned Mikoto, as she looked at her two youngest sons.

"Check." Answered Naruto.

"Pencils?"

"Check. "Answered Sasuke.

"Filling breakfast?"

"Check."

"Naruto?"

"Check."

"Sasuke?"

"Check."

"Okay good luck." She kissed them both on the forehead. "Have fun and watch out for each other!" she watched as Itachi took her two youngest to their new academy.

"Onii-san what's the academy like?" questioned Naruto, as him and Sasuke walked ahead of Itachi. Excited to start the next chapter of their lives.

"You'll see when you get there Naruto-kun." Came the reply of the ever so stoic Itachi . he gave a small smirk when Naruto gave him a small glare

"I'm sure it will be great." Said Sasuke, holding back Naruto from trying to kill Itachi, who just kept walking.

"When I become a ninja I'm gonna kick your ass Onii-san!" yelled Naruto.

"I look forward to it." chuckled Itachi as they saw their destination.

They said their goodbyes then the two young boys ran to the building. Not from excitement but from hearing the bell. They knew that Tou-sama would not be happy if he found out that they were late on the first day.

As they were running they saw two other boys who seemed about the same age as them, also running.

10 minutes ago, another part of konoha

"Okay this is where we part ways." Said Eva, as she looked at her two sons.

"You guys just go straight and you'll get to the academy, I'm going to start my new job. Be good you two!" she said as she hugged them both deeply and gave each a kiss to the forehead.

"When are we not good?" asked a grinning Dante. Eva nodded then looked at Vergil and leaned into his ear so that only he could hear her.

"Make sure Dante is good." When she saw his nod, she turned around and left to start her new job at the ramen restaurant.

"What did she say?" asked Dante as they continued walking.

"If she wanted you to know then she would have told you." was all Vergil said.

Dante sighed and just kept walking, knowing there was no point in trying to make his twin talk. He then looked at his watched and his eyes widened. "Uh hey Verge?"

"What is it Dante?" Vergil kept looking forward.

"What time does the academy start?"

"8:25, why?"

"Its 8:19" replied a panicked Dante.

Vergil's eyes also widened and the two looked at each other before running as fast as their small legs could take them.

As they were running they saw two other boys who seemed about the same age as them, also running in the same direction.

The four boys met up but didn't pay attention to each other, being too focused on getting to class.

Sasuke and Vergil made it in just as the doors were about to be closed, but Dante and Naruto both got stuck in the door way. Trying to squeeze in at the same time

"Kid get out my way!" yelled Dante as he tried to push Naruto out the door.

"You get out my way I was here first!" yelled back Naruto, trying to do the same thing to Dante. "And don't call me kid we're the same age!"

The teacher had enough of this and decided to stop the foolishness. "BOTH OF YOU SIT DOWN IN THE CHAIRS!" yelled Iuka, using his famous teacher head expansion jutsu. "You four take those empty chairs next to Hyuuga-san and Aburame-san." He then continued to read his clipboard, since only the morning bell had run. The late bell still had two more minutes.

When the four were all seated they noticed that everyone was staring at them.

"Guess it can't be helped." Thought Dante. "When you look this good, who can't stare?" he then proceeded to wink at a couple of the girls, making a few blush and the rest turn away.

Vergil on the other hand didn't pay attention to the looks they were receiving and focused more on the people who he thought would be of use to him and his brother. His gaze lingered mostly on the children from special clans. He then turned to look at the two sitting next to him. The both had raven colored hair, and one had obsidian eyes and the other had deep violet. He guessed they were from the Uchiha but he had never read of an Uchiha with purple eyes. Thinking they would probably be of the most use to them, it would be best if he tried to start a relationship with the two.

"Hello." He said to the one sitting closest to him, the one with purple eyes, the one with black eyes was sitting next to Dante. "I'm Vergil and the red idiot besides me is my twin brother, Dante." He introduced with a nod.

"Hi." He said. "My name is Naruto Uchiha and the one talking to your brother is my brother Sasuke. Do you guys dye your hair?" Naruto asked.

Vergil sighed, why did everyone ask that? "No it's natural, our father had white hair and it didn't help that our mother has really light hair as well." Before they could talk any further Iruka started talking. He explained most of the things they were going to work on this year and what would be expected of them. To Vergil most of the learning part was trivial since he already knew most of Konoha's major history.

"This is going to be a long four years." He sighed again at his thought. Hopefully it would go by quick if he spent his time wisely.

"So you ready to go to the black market again little fella?" asked the hunter as he carried his cargo in a large, leather bag. His answer was a few squeaks of terror.

He chuckled as he walked away from the hidden grass; he had done the routine so many times he didn't need his eyes to do it anymore. Sell the rare creature, get the money to a safe place, kill the buyer, collect the money and get the fuck out. Simple. It also helped matters that said creature was probably the last of its kind.

"And let's keep it that way" thought the man. Next stop, hidden waterfall.

So this chapter took a little longer than I expected to get out but I didn't know how to incorporate Dante and Vergil. Also I'm sorry for not mentioning that earlier. I'm honestly stupid for not putting that in and once again im sorry. The story will switch p,o,v from Naruto to Kazuma to vergil to Dante at certain times depending on location and situation so try not to get confused and I will try to pay attention to detail. As always read and review and I'll see you guys next time, hopefully by Saturday.