With my eyebrows pushed together in confusion at this weird feeling, I decided to let it go for now and enjoy the smoothie. After everyone order their drinks and food, we sat down at table with high stools circling it.
"I hate these types of chairs," I groaned climbing onto it, plopping my butt down, and shifting in my seat to get comfortable.
"It's like climbing a mountain to you, huh shorty?"
"No!" I spat quickly watching the big man across from me sit in his chair with ease. I felt frustration rise, but then a giggle start to take over.
"What's so funny?" he asked confused.
"N-Nothing. Just thought of something funny!" I said waving my hand. Looking over at Lucy, she quickly averted her eyes, so she couldn't read my thoughts. But I'm pretty sure she already knew why I was laughing.
"What is it? Tell-"
"What took you guys so long to get here?" Lucy asked changing the subject.
"Someone here let their dumb cat scratch my boots up!" Gajeel nearly growled, looking at Natsu.
"Hey! It's not my fault Happy likes you boots,"
"ugh, Natsu! I told you can't keep the cat."
"But he needs me Luce!"
"Wait? You never did tell me what happened." I said curious at the conversation.
Lucy let out a sigh, shaking her head. "When I got there, he was cradling a blue kitten. I'm guessing it got into some paint or something but It was really cute too until it threw up on me,"
"He was sick!"
"You're the one that fed the thing Doritos!" She shouted back at the pinkette.
"He was hungry and he liked them,"
"Anyway, I tried to tell him that it's against the rules to have any pets other than non-aggressive fish in the dorms."
"Pfftt! Who would even want a fish like that? We can't even have salamanders or komodo dragons."
"What the heck? Where would you even keep a komodo dragon?" I asked shocked but then again, not surprised by Natsu's argument.
"In the room of course."
"The hell you are! Those things are huge." Gajeel said chocking on his smoothie.
"They won't survive here anyway. They like hot and dry climate, not this constant weather changes we have here. Some are even known to be venomous, not a lot but knowing you, you'll want the one with venom."
"Wha? So it can't st-"
"Hell no! And we didn't even finish talking about this cat." Gajeel said, turning to look at Natsu, who just shrugged his shoulders at his roommate.
"Anyway, Levy. So we get into this huge argument, and I was already tired, so I said, if Gajeel's Ok with it. I dont care." Lucy said snatching my attention away from the two guys that were giving each other the death stare.
I know it's against the rules to have pets, but I would feel bad if we had to take it to the pound or something and I know lots of people with secret pets. Hell, My RA has a rabbit and a girl down the hall from me has frogs. I hope Gajeel, is not that mean, to not let Natsu keep his new friend. But then again, he also has the right to say no, because it's his room as well and if Natsu gets caught, he's going down as well. Geez, this is a tough decision and it's not even mine to make. I wonder what Gajeel is going to do? I hope he says yes.
I was so wrapped up in my thoughts that I didn't realize I was mindlessly sucking up my smoothie.
"aaah!" I cried out, cringing in pain, smacking my palm against my head as the pain of the classic brain freeze took over my senses.
"Hey! You ok, shrimp?"
"Brain! Freeze! Ah!" I cried squeezing my eyes shut, trying to hold on until the pain went away. How can something so simply, be so painful and agonizing?
I felt the pain melt away as Gajeel laughed at me. "What's so funny?" I asked as I blinked my eyes open staring at him with confusion.
"You made a weird sour face."
"I did not!"
"Did too!" He said smirking at me causing my heart to flutter. This is ridiculous! Why is body acting so weird today? Am I getting sick? Maybe I should go to the health clinic if my symptoms keep getting worse. Yea, that sounds like a good idea.
I was debating my plan of action when I heard a bell ring, signaling the workers of a new costumer walking in. I glanced at the door, and I smile crept on my face as I watched the person walk pop into full view.
"Gray!" I called out to him, thankful that he was wearing clothes this time. Last time I saw him, was when he was running from some girl and he took off his shirt and pants in the mist of dodging her sight.
"'Sup guys. Didn't know ya'll would be here."
"We didn't tell you for a reason Ice turd," Natsu said starting their fight. Lucy and I both sighed, knowing exactly where this was going.
"Like I care, Flame queen."
"Oh you would so care-"
"Yo! Guys!" Cana said running into the store, with a usual wardrobe of bikini top and pants.
"Hey, Cana!" Lucy greeted, but then regretted it when Cana immediately ran over behind her to grab her boobs.
"How are my girls doing today?"
"C-Cana! Stop! That's embarrassing and don't talk to my boobs!" Lucy said, with her face red as a tomato.
"You secretly like it Lucy. Anyway, I came in here to tell you guys to come to my party tonight!"
"I'll pass," Gajeel immediately said. I tried my best to keep a smile from forming and push down the giggle that started.
"Same here," Natsu and Gray responded.
"Aw! Why not? Come on guys it's going to be fun!"
"I'm good! I don't want a repeat of what happened last time."
"What happened?" I asked trying to sound as curious as possible.
"Gajeel got-"
"SHUT IT!" he shouted smacking Natsu upside the head making Gray laugh and point at him.
"I know you're not laughing Gray, I know exactly what happened after you left the party!" Natsu said with a cocky smile on his face.
Gray groaned, slumping his shoulders in shame and defeat. Now I was genuinely curious. What exactly happened after these three guys got drunk and went their separate ways. I know what happened to Gajeel but Gray sounds more interesting. But what could be more interesting than falling asleep in some bushes on campus?
"What happened, Gray?" Lucy asked, feeling as curious as I am.
"Do I really have to say it?"
"If you don't, I will." Natsu responded with a smug smirk, making Gray groan in even more shame.
"Yea, Gray! Tell us!" Cana urged smacking him on the shoulder.
Taking a deep breath, he ran his fingers through his black her, searching our eyes for that one person who would tell him it was ok not say it. Too bad for him, we wanted to know.
"Ok. Fine. All I remember is, stumbling out of the party to find a bathroom because all of them were taken by assholes who weren't even using them. I had to be pee so bad, I just decided to pee in the parking lot really quick. So, as soon as I got to the sidewalk, I unzipped my pants and did it. The end!"
"No! No! There's more and you know it!"
"Natsu you're an ass man! Ok, yea there's more. I didn't know…..I was peeing….on someone's car….while they were in It." he said face palming himself.
Looking around the table, you saw that everyone's eyes were big and their mouth was hung open. Except Natsu, he sat there nodding his head with his arms crossed with an, 'I told you so," look on his face. There was a moment of brief silence before the entire group erupted in to all types of laughter.
"It's not that funny!"
"Way to hold your liquor Gray! And your clothes." Cana said making gray look down to see his shirt was tossed onto the floor.
"Dammit!"
Could this day, not get any funnier! So basically Gajeel ran around naked on campus and Gray peed on someone's car while they were inside of it. What is wrong with my friends? But, it is pretty hilarious! I wonder who car it was, but more importantly, what happened next.
"So what happened after they caught you?" I asked trying to calm my laughter down.
"She just stared at me, as I drunkenly peed all over her tire and bumper. I tried to apologize, but one thing lead to another, we ended up in my bed making out."
"What?! That makes no sense!" Lucy said as her giggling died down as well.
"Yea! You can't just jump from apology to, making out in your bed!" I stated.
"Hey! I don't remember what happened in between. Just that I tried to apologize and we were making out in my room."
"Did you have sex with here?" Cana asked bluntly.
"No!"
"Ever heard of whiskey dick?" Natsu stated with a goofy grin earning a glare from Gray and laughter from the rest of us.
"What's her name?" Lucy asked. I knew exactly what she was thinking. She was going to find this girl and ask her how does, 'one thing lead to another' happened.
"I'm not sure, but I know she has blue hair."
"That could be anyone! It could even be Levy!"
"Wha-What?! No, it couldn't!" I said flailing my arms around trying to hide my red embarrassed face.
"I don't know? Where you secretly at my party levy?" Cana asked leaning down close to my face.
"No! I don't like parties, you guys know that."
"But do you have an alibi?
"I don't need one Cana! Gray, tell her I'm the wrong girl!"
"Hmm?" he said rubbing his chin staring at me with his face twisted in concentration. My mouth gaped open and my eyes got wide. Is he serious? Was he that drunk that he doesn't know who car he pissed on?!
"Gray! Do you seriously have to think about it!?" I shouted at him.
"No. I'm just kidding. It wasn't Levy,"
"Not funny, Gray." I sighed slumping down a little in my chair.
"I was about to say. Shrimp gets around."
"I'm not that type of girl Gajeel."
"Tch' like I didn't know that. I can already tell you're not the type."
"Whatever," I said crossing my arms over my chest. I don't know why I'm upset, but after that little fiasco, of gray pretending to think if it was me or not. I felt slightly drained again.
"Since, you guys know about my terrible night. What happened to you that night Natsu?" Gray asked raising a questioning brow.
"Nothing. Just the usual. Snuck into Lucy's room and stole some snacks."
"Noooothing else?" Cana asked eyeing the now red Lucy.
"No. But he ate everything! So I made him sleep on the floor,"
"So he usually sleeps with you?"
"Cana! Stop twisting my words." She whined, frowning at her suggestions.
"Ok! Ok! Ill drop it for now! But are you guys gonna come to my party or not! I heard Max is bring his broom again."
"Seriously? What's up with him and that broom?" I asked completely mystified by Max's strange fondness to a single household cleaning object.
"Like I know." Cana said shrugging her shoulders at the question. "But since you wusses won't come visit me tonight, I guess I'll see you guys later."
"Bye Cana!" We all called out to her as she walked out.