Playful Incubi are Hell to Deal With: Aftermath

by Volenis

Playful incubi can be hell to deal with... or sometimes, funny as hell. Set in the universe of Playful Incubi are Hell to Deal With, they're a bunch of short, humorous drabbles with the occasional fluffy one tossed in. Watch yourselves- here there be crack... LightxL.

78. Effects

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Effects

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"Why are there never any good side effects?"

"What, L?"

"Just once, I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, 'Side effects: May cause extreme sexiness.'"

"Well, whatever the case, if that were a side effect, that medication would be useless to me."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already goddamned sexy, L."

"…"

"In fact, if I were to get any sexier than I am already, I might need a warning label. 'Caution: exposure may cause sexiness overdose. Observe with caution.'"

"…No, Light. You'd need a warning label that said, 'Caution: exposure may cause narcissistic bitch overdose. Handle with extreme caution.'"

"…Too far, L. Too far."