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Pterodactyl
L smirked as he walked back into the living room where Light was watching TV, clicking off the phone as he did so, snickering. Light quirked an eyebrow at the incubus as he settled onto the couch, eyes alight with mirth.
"Oh, hell, L. What now?" Light asked, shaking his head. L hated robo-calls, toll-free calls, and pretty much anyone that called that was not a family or friend. Therefore, he took the opportunity to fuck around with them whenever possible.
And judging by L's smirk, he had just gotten someone pretty good.
"I love fucking with the minds of foreign tech support guys…" L sighed, a pleased smile flirting at the edges of his lips.
"What did you do to them, L?" Light asked.
"Well…" L said, grinning devilishly, "They asked for my name. I thought it would pretty hard to explain that my name was just 'L,' so I gave them a different name. Perry."
"And how did that work out?"
Leaning back, L closed his eyes, though he still was smiling and said, "Well, they were foreign, so they couldn't really spell. So I decided to help them out. I told them, 'My name is Perry, not Terry. With a P as in Pterodactyl.'"