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Thank God for cheesy pick-up lines...
Suit
"Hey, Light. I haven't seen that suit on you before. I like it," L remarked over breakfast one day, taking a bit of his jam-slathered toast and eyeing Light's form appraisingly.
Light smiled, appreciating the fact that L had noticed his new clothing. "Thanks, L. I was able to get it tailored and purchase it for 10% off."
L paused then, tail flicking contemplatively, and then he set his toast down slowly and deliberately. Leaning forwards over the table, he smirked at Light.
"…How about you skip work, we go back to the bedroom, and make it 100% off?"